FML : Today, I was training for my new job at a restaurant. As part of training, they give you free food so you know what to reccommend, and the dish I got was...

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Today, I was training for my new job at a restaurant. As part of training, they give you free food so you know what to reccommend, and the dish I got was really good. Eight hours later I saw it again while I was puking; I got food poisoning from my own place of work. FML

I agree, your life sucks

You deserved it

By newhostess - / Saturday 11 April 2009 16:12 / United States

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By save_me_08 | 0

#103632 - Sunday 12 April 2009 02:38

No no you're looking at this all wrong. Now you know exactly what to recommend to that asshole obnoxious customer...

By klutzywriter | 0

#103156 - Saturday 11 April 2009 10:48

Time to find a new job. You'd get fired anyway. "What do you recommend?" You: "Nothing! This place sucks!!! Run while you still can!!!"

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By perfectwinds | 0

#103014 - Saturday 11 April 2009 10:26

I'd quit right there. Ick.

By TouchDown_fml | 0

#103024 - Saturday 11 April 2009 10:27

Well I guess you now know what NOT to recommend:)

By perfectwinds | 0

#103042 - Saturday 11 April 2009 10:30

I would quit if I were you. That's an awful first impression.

By KwitIt | 0

#103044 - Saturday 11 April 2009 10:34

Ouch! How do you recommend the food after that? I'm so sorry! FYL!

By lifeislife_fml | 0

#103064 - Saturday 11 April 2009 10:41

Agh that sucks! Ooh and I commented pretty early...

By KillEmAll83 | 0

#103073 - Saturday 11 April 2009 10:40

I agree with #1, I would quit.

By housemd1120 | 0

#103083 - Saturday 11 April 2009 10:22

That sucks. I would quit

Philosophic | 0

#927358 - Tuesday 9 March 2010 03:50

I would grow some balls, take the paycheck, and not eat their fucking food? Forgot where it's required to eat the food you serve...

blankaex | 0

#1037201 - Sunday 20 June 2010 04:33

I thought waiters recommend the expensive food or the food no one's ordered?

By BluEG0pher | 0

#103116 - Saturday 11 April 2009 10:50

ouch.. i know how that feels

By Aflacduck | 0

#103123 - Saturday 11 April 2009 10:39

Rofl!!

By AkihiroHattori5 | 0

#103128 - Saturday 11 April 2009 10:52

I would've quit. It'll probably be closed down in the imminent future.

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