1- Only in the most remote, saddest way possible. :( Makes me want to give Op a hug, no matter how much she may enjoy it more than me.

If women were as obvious when they're turned on as men are, you might regret that hug.

Your sick and you need a man.

You should try online dating. I have been there op. sitting on the crowded trains so that I can get some physical contact.

#2, how about you don't comment until you have something to say. That would be appreciated thanks.

I agree. You may be surprised how many options you have once you start looking. Good luck, OP. :)

Or conjugal visits with your prison pen pal.

McStabby Murderface seems like a friendly guy.

Heck I can't even get that

Then don't comment anything

@26-but, but...ok :(

This isn't iFunny.

No. Just no...

Its time to stop commenting for today

Yeah, because dating your COWORKER is always the best idea.

dating your coworker is zeh best idea

It doesn't even say that she likes the coworker, just the physical contact.

Have this urge to repeat a bad quote; "Sex is like bridge.....if you don't have a good partner, you better have a good hand." ;p In this case, it's more like Solitaire though.... :p

Maybe she has a good vibrator and that's the problem. She has grown accustomed to being alone.

33 - You're obviously a dude if that's the sort of mindset you have. Nothing beats the real thing.