FML : Today, I was training at work on proper techniques of physical restraint. As my coworker was practicing on me, I realized this was the first time I've...

Today, I was training at work on proper techniques of physical restraint. As my coworker was practicing on me, I realized this was the first time I've had physical contact with a man in years. I'm ashamed to admit how good it felt to feel his weight pressed into my back as I pretended to resist. FML

I agree, your life sucks

You deserved it

By Anonymous - / Friday 4 October 2013 05:04 / United States - Salt Lake City

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By buckdharma | 35

#5702279 - Friday 4 October 2013 12:30

A proper technique might be to tie him up so he can't get away.

By tpm45 | 25

#5702264 - Friday 4 October 2013 12:24

Might I suggest online dating?

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By BeingComplex | 3

#5702261 - Friday 4 October 2013 12:23

Well that's interesting.

Dracoboxer357 | 35

#5702413 - Friday 4 October 2013 14:39

1- Only in the most remote, saddest way possible. :(
Makes me want to give Op a hug, no matter how much she may enjoy it more than me.

negb | 30

#5702745 - Friday 4 October 2013 19:22

If women were as obvious when they're turned on as men are, you might regret that hug.

thatghostdude | 9

#5703186 - Saturday 5 October 2013 2:49

Your sick and you need a man.

kyu_Q | 19

#5703372 - Saturday 5 October 2013 5:12

You should try online dating. I have been there op. sitting on the crowded trains so that I can get some physical contact.

By ghil15 | 8

#5702262 - Friday 4 October 2013 12:24

well idk what to say.... just wanna be the first lol

DaDezza244 | 31

#5702267 - Friday 4 October 2013 12:26

#2, how about you don't comment until you have something to say. That would be appreciated thanks.

By tpm45 | 25

#5702264 - Friday 4 October 2013 12:24

Might I suggest online dating?

brinnablaine | 22

#5702410 - Friday 4 October 2013 14:36

I agree. You may be surprised how many options you have once you start looking. Good luck, OP. :)

summerguy97 | 16

#5702491 - Friday 4 October 2013 15:55

Or conjugal visits with your prison pen pal.

Shrouds | 14

#5702688 - Friday 4 October 2013 18:42

McStabby Murderface seems like a friendly guy.

Bcfrmkc816 | 17

#5703579 - Saturday 5 October 2013 7:27

Heck I can't even get that

By ElizaZee | 9

#5702266 - Friday 4 October 2013 12:25

Trying to think of something clever to say... It's not working.

carleybeak | 21

#5702401 - Friday 4 October 2013 14:20

Then don't comment anything

jw90 | 18

#5702460 - Friday 4 October 2013 15:19

@26-but, but...ok :(

ThatFancyPenn | 18

#5702506 - Friday 4 October 2013 16:13

This isn't iFunny.

By shy_and_bubbly | 6

#5702269 - Friday 4 October 2013 12:27

Makes me think of Olivia Newton Johns lets get physical song lmfao

SimplyBird | 9

#5702787 - Friday 4 October 2013 19:42

No. Just no...

billonator117 | 1

#5703118 - Saturday 5 October 2013 2:11

Its time to stop commenting for today

By pdp_fml | 21

#5702270 - Friday 4 October 2013 12:27

If you were attracted to him, did you ask him out yet?

magiczebra | 9

#5702371 - Friday 4 October 2013 13:48

Yeah, because dating your COWORKER is always the best idea.

dingleberrysteve | 6

#5702390 - Friday 4 October 2013 14:06

dating your coworker is zeh best idea

Mossears133 | 15

#5703290 - Saturday 5 October 2013 3:56

It doesn't even say that she likes the coworker, just the physical contact.

By buckdharma | 35

#5702279 - Friday 4 October 2013 12:30

A proper technique might be to tie him up so he can't get away.

By WhiteCrimson | 23

#5702287 - Friday 4 October 2013 12:33

Shame OP. Make a plan to get some contact. It can't be good for a lady not to be touched.

By Random017 | 7

#5702294 - Friday 4 October 2013 12:35

This reads like the start of a trashy romance novel.

By Beepbeep7 | 14

#5702295 - Friday 4 October 2013 12:36

I hope you have a good vibrator.

Dracoboxer357 | 35

#5702416 - Friday 4 October 2013 14:42

Have this urge to repeat a bad quote;
"Sex is like bridge.....if you don't have a good partner, you better have a good hand." ;p
In this case, it's more like Solitaire though.... :p