By Kyle - United States - Alpharetta
Today, I was told I look like a Simpson. I don't have blond hair, or any of the features of them. So I asked which one. I was told Homer because we both could use Weight Watchers and an education. FML
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  Neonemerld  |  21

But 53, how do you know OP doesn't? He or she may be trying to lose weight on a diet and take care of themselves, but it takes time. You don't just say to yourself, "Self, I think it's time to lose weight" and it's instantly gone. It can take months, maybe even years depending on their weight.

  james2398  |  6

I think it time for homer to try the slender man plan all u have to do is live off of water and bread and u will be as skinny as slender man pick up ur phone and call 4372237464

By  yogima  |  6

I don't understand how someone would even consider saying something like that to another person. I am so sorry, OP. I bet you're beautiful and smart, too.