Today, I was told I look like a Simpson. I don't have blond hair, or any of the features of them. So I asked which one. I was told Homer because we both could use Weight Watchers and an education. FML
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saIty
| 17
Doh!
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zombieinahearse
| 3
"Why you little..." *choke him out*
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atitud3
| 12
Take it as a compliment.
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ArmyxWife
| 5
How is fat and stupid a compliment?
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ItsaMeLuigi
| 6
You mean an insult..don't you?
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pickles1994
| 18
Maybe he meant that being compared to an awesome television character like Homer... I forgot what I was going to say, Ima pass out And sleep now
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xKites
| 4
I can't find a way to accept that as compliment in any way.
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Neonemerld
| 19
At least you're optimistic, 1. Though that's about all I can say for you.
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damn_homie
| 2
Maybe he meant it like a wake up call. Start taking care of his body and getting an education.
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Neonemerld
| 19
But 53, how do you know OP doesn't? He or she may be trying to lose weight on a diet and take care of themselves, but it takes time. You don't just say to yourself, "Self, I think it's time to lose weight" and it's instantly gone. It can take months, maybe even years depending on their weight.
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KM96
| 24
Insult more like it - maybe you are more of a Homer Simpson than him (1)
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saIty
| 17
Doh!
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OhAidan
| 7
Nuts!
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Inheritance
| 10
Dinkleburg! Oh wait wrong show. But yes this is a Doh moment.
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christyxbee
| 15
Ohhhh burrrrrrred!
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ryukensfj
| 5
Homer is actually very smart, it's just he has a pen up his noise that makes him dumb.
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ArmyxWife
| 5
Crayon.
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oj101
| 33
Which is lodged in his brain, not his nose...
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aj94w
| 4
...and especially not his noise.
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miserypoison
| 13
Mmmm.... donuts..
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Neonemerld
| 19
Well, if you want to get technical, 26, it's lodged in his nose which is forcing it into his brain. So you're both right.
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james2398
| 6
I think it time for homer to try the slender man plan all u have to do is live off of water and bread and u will be as skinny as slender man pick up ur phone and call 4372237464
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zombieinahearse
| 3
"Why you little..." *choke him out*
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Neonemerld
| 19
HOMER used STRANGLE on WILD BART!
It's super effective!
WILD BART has fainted.
It's super effective!
WILD BART has fainted.
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bettykooler
| 7
Ouch..
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chocolateisyum
| 12
Do you choke your son on a regular basis?
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yankfan89
| 27
No he probably chokes his chicken on a regular basis.
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Pleonasm
| 34
Did you cause a nuclear meltdown again? What did I tell you about eating donuts on the main control system?
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yogima
| 6
I don't understand how someone would even consider saying something like that to another person. I am so sorry, OP. I bet you're beautiful and smart, too.
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HelpMeJeebus
| 5
sounds like someone was just being a prick. who says that to someone they've barely made any conversation with? you guessed it. a prick
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DocBastard
| 38
It could have been worse - he could have said that you remind him of Cartman.
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mvc3ftw
| 17
At least people would "Respect his Authoritah!"
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ColdplaySucks
| 18
Or a Kardashian.