By alek - 14/07/2011 14:17 - United States

Today, I was the waiter for my family at the village inn. This wasn't so bad until I found out they left me no tip, only a napkin that said, "Get a haircut." FML
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aardvarks 0
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that seems like a good tip to me.

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JennaMason 6

TAKE THE ADVICE.

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aardvarks 0
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that seems like a good tip to me.

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whyXD 12
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The truth hurts and also no tip from your family.

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baddud300 6
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At least it was your family and not some random strangers?

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max_wilder 9
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chase them into the parking lot and throw coffee mugs at them

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Merylwen 24

It is a tip. Just not the kind of tip he was expecting.

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dolphincheddar 10
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monica lewinski didn't get the tip she wanted either, but you take what you can get

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justynicole 0

yay I moderated this one :)

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StopDropNRoll 11

Is this fml posted twice?

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NoodleBurger 0
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so, get a hair cut.

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melharris 0

if they want u to get a hair cut, they should have left u a big enough tip to pay for the hair cut in my opinion..

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ArentICute 0
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To the barber shop we go!

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saIty 17

I would've built a human sculpture with the ear wax, but that's just me. Whatever floats his boat.

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OutlawISaBEAST 0
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WTF R U talking about?

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saIty 17

Oh, wrong FML...

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darkness4dummies 0
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that sucks man how long is your hair?

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lcecreamNSadness 2

And I thought a 'Waiter with long hair' was an Oxymoron!

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Forlorn420 9
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Long hair don't care

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sxe_beast 11

Its unprofessional to have untidy/messy hair. I say YDI.

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astarazhna 1

I agree with this disagreement.

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medhibrunot 0

I also disagree I think tht some types of long messy hair are attractive which makes me want to tip the waiter more

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DeathBunny218 37
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i'd say that's something most families with a sense of humour would do, try to see the funny side

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JennaMason 6

TAKE THE ADVICE.

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Shayton 12
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8 - you are pretty

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Boomer21 0
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Well actually OP they DID leave a tip. In all seriousness though FYL.

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angeluscado 15
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Well, it *is* a tip. Just not the monetary kind :P

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PushBarToOpen 5
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oh no mommy and daddy didn't give you a few dollars for bringing them their food. I doubt you tipped them when they brought you meals every day, so get over it!

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MrSassypants 32
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How weird would it be tipping your parents for bringing home pizza bagels, or making food for you? It actually might be offensive. Mom-"Here's your food pumpkin." Son-"Thanks." *Slips a 5 dollar bill into her shirt* "Go by yourself something nice."

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redbluegreen 40
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I didn't realise we were reading excerpts from Sirin's autobiography.

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BIEBERSLAYER 10

You shouldn't let your pubes hang out like that it disturbs the customers.

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brenkite 5
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hahahahahahahaha NOT FUNNY

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jondivey 9
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^ moron ^^ win lol

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