By Anonymous - 6/7/2012 10:42 - United States
Today, I was the maid of honor at my sister's wedding. I was the first one to walk down the aisle, where I managed to trip over a wire, shutting off the music and falling on my face. My family cheered and took pictures. FML
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By  perdix  |  29

Actually, you were the cannon fodder for the bride. You discovered the booby trap set for your sister, and everyone was cheering your valor and courage.

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  perdix  |  29

Yes, the best man was holding his crotch, leering at the bride and mouthing the lyrics "If I were your boyfriend." Good job cutting off this abomination.

By  perdix  |  29

Actually, you were the cannon fodder for the bride. You discovered the booby trap set for your sister, and everyone was cheering your valor and courage.

By  bankrupt  |  15

Oh my goodness, you poor thing.

This is the sort of story that lives forever so you will have to hear about it at every family gathering from now until you are all old and senile.

The only way out for you is if another relative has a more spectacular crash so start plotting your booby trap now.