By Tom - 01/11/2011 05:01 - United States

Today, I was the 19th wheel at a party. Yes, I counted. FML
I agree, your life sucks 37 827
You deserved it 4 797

By Anonymous - 03/01/2010 16:35 - United States

Today, I was lying in bed, staring at the ceiling with the lights off. It was 1AM, and I'd just finished watching a scary movie, so I was a little paranoid. I was about to fall asleep, when an eerie light lit the room. I jumped, got tangled in the sheets, and hit my head against the bed frame. Where'd the light come from? Not a space ship. Not someone breaking in. It was my phone. FML
I agree, your life sucks 10 541
You deserved it 29 112

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Your the spare tire on an 18 wheeler.

Um, it IS a party...

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Your the spare tire on an 18 wheeler.

That's better than The party having been a sausage fest!

If it makes you feel any better, having a boyfriend/girlfriend can make you happier but it can also make you miserable or bored, depending on the relationship. So maybe you weren't the most unhappy person in the room and a few of your friends secretly wish they were single again...

Were you watching movies with your room mates?

I'm willing to bet that some of those people you were with are super jealous of your situation. Like Barney Stinson, when he starts dating Robin.

OP's a unicycle amongst a group of 9 bicycles. Or maybe even a group or two tricycles, a wheelchair, a tandem bicycle, and 3 regular bicycles.

I'd correct your grammer but your comment is too amazing and creative for grammatical correction.

I was so gonna say that

Um, it IS a party...

WOW. U counted all the way to 19, good job.

2 that's what I was thinking xD

Oh I realli dont get it but ok

Hey your a dumbass. Your 13 get off FML. I hate little kids.

#20: lol no, you're the dumbass here. how does it look like being a 25 year old cursing out a 13 year old?

Also, I would appreciate if you didn't call someone a dumbass when you don't even know how to use a word grammatically correct. You're = you are = you're a dumbass. There ya go buddy! :)

23, you forgot to mention the part about how he is, according to his 'about me', better than 90% of the FML users when it comes to grammar.

20 - Hey. 3 might be too young to be on FML, but you don't seem to be mature enough to be here either. Come back when you no longer giggle when someone says "penis".

20- In your profile, your grammar in the sentence where you proclaim it is better than 90% of others, is incorrect. You're missing a comma. Also, good job being a grown ass adult who picks on kids.

Can somebody explain this?

3, 34 When you go out with two of your friends who are a couple, you are the awkward third wheel. OP went to a party with 18 of his friends, all of whom were coupled together, making him the awkward 19th wheel.

29 - I still giggle when someone says penis...

Thumbs up if you giggled at the word "penis".....

#47 This is FML, not Youtube...

Regardless of his or her age, 3 is still an idiot.

You're a dumb ass. I'm 13 and I'm just going to point out that you used "your" in the wrong context. Stupid twat

20, you must have never been a child yourself.

Hey 20, on your profile you also misspelt fun as "fum". Keep up the brilliant grammar.

#20-Ageism: all the UNCOOL kids are doing it.

Well at least you weren't the 20th.

How is that worse? At least then there is chance to hook up with someone.

Two single dudes? That might suck more.

Two dudes makes for a more exciting night... Ehe.

It kind of shows my experience of parties as I don't know what a wheel is. I've tried googling it, but get money deals on tyres instead.

Oh! I get it. I do know what a wheel is. Well, as I normally call myself a 3rd wheel. So when OP wrote 19th wheel, it didn't click. But, now it does. Ermm.. Can someone remove my comment? I know feel stupid for not making the connection.

Lol, a stud like you Alan, I don't belive it.

Ahh. I'm now waiting eagerly for someone to comment on how much of a 'stud' I am. :P

You're a woman Miss, you can't be a stud*. *You could be but I don't think that means you're entirely woman at that point, and that's a whole 'nother ballpark.

You definitely are 25...the face half covered look is really in these days. You hot stud, you ;) And don't feel bad, 7 (I think that's your number...the comment we're replying to...I'm too lazy to go back and look but not too lazy to type this all out :P). Anyway, number whatever, it's ok not to have gotten it, looks like a few people didn't. The other number whatever who answered you provided a great explanation :)

LMFAO I thought you were joking. You googled it?! Hahhshahhahhagahahahhahahhahahahhahahahhahhahahabhabba

LMFAO I thought you were joking. You googled it?! Hahhshahhahhagahahahhahahhahahahhahahahhahhahahabhabba

Yes I googled it. Normally on here, if you ask people what something is, the first response you get is: 'Google it', and an additional message insulting your intelligence for not using google.

I was always the 3rd wheel on everyone's dates. I am forever alone :,(

Why not your hot! If this is your real picture :)

Awe, thanks Dr. :)

And mods call this an fml pfft whatever! Okay.

Least your at a party, While most are doing absolutely nothing J/s

To me, being an awkward odd-one-out is worse than staying at home. Either way you feel alone, but at home you're not constantly reminded of it.

Could be worse... if it is the kind of 18 person party I am thinking of then the 19th person is usually the fluffer.

I think Tom means he was the only one of 19 people who didn't have a date. sorry, buddy.

Yup, was about to say that. I thought the "19th wheel" was some weird new slang that people have been throwing around, but nope.

That's when you get with one of the other wheels. (y)