By Anonymous - 27/11/2010 20:36 - Canada

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Today, I was texting my trainer to rearrange our training session. My girlfriend texted me during the exchange, asking what I wanted for Christmas. I accidentally texted my trainer, "All I want are your sweet titties in my face". I'm awaiting a response. FML
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MissHumanoid 0

Hahaha..I'd like to hear the aftermath of this one . :D

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smiller0789 3
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That'd be even more awkward if your trainer is male.

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MissHumanoid 0

Hahaha..I'd like to hear the aftermath of this one . :D

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TheRealFamilyGuy 5
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this sounds scarily alike that porno I watched last night...

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KingDingALing 9

TRFG- 2 Girls 1 Cup doesn't count as a porno.

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johnnyexpl0sion 0
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I woulda been like "baby, all i want is your sweet titties in my face.. and a blow job.. and a new flat screen.."

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Lady_Tahtahs 0

Well it was reasonable til you added the flatscreen. Tsk tsk

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Toxxic_Blackout 0

WHAT THE HELL OP YOU ARE A DISGUSTING AND DELUSIONAL BITCH WHO THE FUCK SAYS THAT TO THEIR GIRLFRIEND WAS THAT SUPPOSED TO MAKE HER FEEL GOOD OR DID YOU THINK THAT SHE WOULD THINK IT'S SWEET? YOU BETTER BE GLAD YOUR GF DIDN'T GET IT OR SHE WOULD HAVE KICKED YOUR DUMBASS TO THE CURB WHERE YOU BELONG

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Alexxx125 0

haha really??

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NoahSpencer33 0
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So I'm guessing you didn't get your trainers titties?:(

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silentscore 0
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personal trainer just took on a whole new meaning

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syddyb 0

is your trainer a girl?

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LovelyTokyo 0

They might not even respond, they figured it wasn't for them.

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crabgass 3
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it's a common mix up

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rockyraccoon28 8

you will either have a new stalker, or no trainer.

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ItsJustMak 0

or no girlfriend

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actingbro 3

or 2 girlfriends?

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ginious 0
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or 1 boyfriend and 1 girlfriend.

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Darraghscoot 0
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59=are you the OP's girl friend?::)

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ItsJustMak 0

116 NOOO haha but if i was he would be' gettin an Ass kickinh

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beannybub 2
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I wouldn't go that far, it was a simple mistake

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Cuppycakes15 0

Aha Nice

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smiller0789 3
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That'd be even more awkward if your trainer is male.

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ERICA833 0
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haha very true!

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grandtheftrondo 2
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If the trainer was male it would be funny and an easily explainable mistake. If the trainer is female, ouchhh

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lajaynay 15
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Awkward yet avoidable. You're a dumbass.

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jakegryan 0
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agreed thts why you should just call the person... kinda funny to hear what she says tho

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pitineo_fml 0
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hopefully your eybrows will get thinner

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desigirl2010 0

108-Are you talking about 5? I think they look great!

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awesomeguy1221 4

You gotta check before you send!

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KChubs 12
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If you are on FML you should already have learned that lession. BTW #6 Mayday Parade is awesome!

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macgruberiscool 0

it would be really ackward if the trainer was a girl, guy not as much

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wednesdeyy 5
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Just say, "One of my dumb friends was messing with my phone, sorry".

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Lilllly_1316 0

We know that your under the age of 13...

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boopityboppity 11
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And your rationale, Lilllly, is?

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ShadyFTW1 0

Also, your point?

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DocBastard 38
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And we all know the difference between "your" and "you're." You, sadly, do not.

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DocBastard 38
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That was directed at Lilllllllllly. Sorry folks. *kicks self in left nut*

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Zmeilerr 22
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And why the hell aren't you telling her wrong number??

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AthinaMarie 0
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Probably wants to see what the response will be o_O Never hurts to try!

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Draminicaus 0

Yeah, if the response he gets is bad, then he can say "Omfg! I ttly ddnt men t snd tht 2 u" If its good, on the other hand, he doesn't necessarily have to explain the mix-up. You know, just throwing that out there.

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_krispy 0
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hes probably secretly hoping she'll say soemthing dirty back to him :L

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DrainedOfSanity 4

there will be blood. and another FML.

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