Today, I was telling my younger brother and sister how important it is to know how to use a knife properly : while slicing potatoes. Just as I was saying how stupid people can be with knives, the potato slipped on the counter. I sliced open my hand while talking about knife safety. FML
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Passa
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How is this an FML. You made a mistake, woop-de-fucking-do.
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Jimboom
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Ha ha! Oh Irony thou art a cruel bitch!
Though you could have saved it by saying "You see? I did that for your benefit to show you what happens when you don't pay attention while using a knife".
Though you could have saved it by saying "You see? I did that for your benefit to show you what happens when you don't pay attention while using a knife".
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LovelyTokyo
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How ironic ...
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heyitsrachel98
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I think she might have been a bit more concentrated on the pain in her hand, to be honest.
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Good_old_Grim
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Yeah, what #2 said... or just drop to the ground screaming and trying to get blood on as much of anything as possible. See how careful the kids would be with knives after that.
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NorfolkDude
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This reminds me of that police dude who was talking about gun safety then shot him self. lol.
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Peterick
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#4 - yea, i was thinking that too!
you'll feel better if you watched it. http://www.youtube.com/watch?v=am-Qdx6vky0
there. at least you didn't shoot yourself in the leg.
you'll feel better if you watched it. http://www.youtube.com/watch?v=am-Qdx6vky0
there. at least you didn't shoot yourself in the leg.
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bellyup
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Your right OP,some people are totally fucking STUPID
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ijrnelson
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Your hardcore with your health and safety demonstrations, a lesson they wont forget!
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Why_Me77
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that oughta reinforce the safety procedures on proper knife usage for the little ones.
Now for Lesson #2: First Aid.
Now for Lesson #2: First Aid.
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Fuck34
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ohhhhh...the irony!
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kayronjm
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"Now for Lesson #2: First Aid"
LOL!
LOL!
Though you could have saved it by saying "You see? I did that for your benefit to show you what happens when you don't pay attention while using a knife".