Miscellaneous: Today, I was telling my younger brother and sister how important...

By nessacadesa - 24/03/2009 04:47 - United States

Today, I was telling my younger brother and sister how important it is to know how to use a knife properly : while slicing potatoes. Just as I was saying how stupid people can be with knives, the potato slipped on the counter. I sliced open my hand while talking about knife safety. FML

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Jimboom 11

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Tuesday 24 March 2009 12:14

Ha ha! Oh Irony thou art a cruel bitch! Though you could have saved it by saying "You see? I did that for your benefit to show you what happens when you don't pay attention while using a knife".

Good_old_Grim 8

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Tuesday 24 March 2009 12:16

Yeah, what #2 said... or just drop to the ground screaming and trying to get blood on as much of anything as possible. See how careful the kids would be with knives after that.

Passa 0

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Tuesday 24 March 2009 12:13

How is this an FML. You made a mistake, woop-de-fucking-do.

Jimboom 11

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Tuesday 24 March 2009 12:14

Ha ha! Oh Irony thou art a cruel bitch! Though you could have saved it by saying "You see? I did that for your benefit to show you what happens when you don't pay attention while using a knife".

LovelyTokyo 0

Monday 18 October 2010 20:21

How ironic ...

heyitsrachel98 0

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Monday 25 July 2011 10:24

I think she might have been a bit more concentrated on the pain in her hand, to be honest.

Good_old_Grim 8

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Tuesday 24 March 2009 12:16

Yeah, what #2 said... or just drop to the ground screaming and trying to get blood on as much of anything as possible. See how careful the kids would be with knives after that.

NorfolkDude 2

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Tuesday 24 March 2009 12:26

This reminds me of that police dude who was talking about gun safety then shot him self. lol.

Peterick 0

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Tuesday 24 March 2009 12:29

#4 - yea, i was thinking that too! you'll feel better if you watched it. http://www.youtube.com/watch?v=am-Qdx6vky0 there. at least you didn't shoot yourself in the leg.