FML : Today, I was telling my younger brother and sister how important it is to know how to use a knife properly : while slicing potatoes. Just as I was saying...

Today, I was telling my younger brother and sister how important it is to know how to use a knife properly : while slicing potatoes. Just as I was saying how stupid people can be with knives, the potato slipped on the counter. I sliced open my hand while talking about knife safety. FML

I agree, your life sucks

You deserved it

By nessacadesa - / Tuesday 24 March 2009 04:47 / United States

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By Jimboom | 11

#55027 - Tuesday 24 March 2009 12:14

Ha ha! Oh Irony thou art a cruel bitch!

Though you could have saved it by saying "You see? I did that for your benefit to show you what happens when you don't pay attention while using a knife".

By Good_old_Grim | 8

#55031 - Tuesday 24 March 2009 12:16

Yeah, what #2 said... or just drop to the ground screaming and trying to get blood on as much of anything as possible. See how careful the kids would be with knives after that.

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By Passa | 0

#55026 - Tuesday 24 March 2009 12:13

How is this an FML. You made a mistake, woop-de-fucking-do.

By Jimboom | 11

#55027 - Tuesday 24 March 2009 12:14

Ha ha! Oh Irony thou art a cruel bitch!

Though you could have saved it by saying "You see? I did that for your benefit to show you what happens when you don't pay attention while using a knife".

LovelyTokyo | 0

#1567088 - Monday 18 October 2010 20:21

How ironic ...

heyitsrachel98 | 0

#2971323 - Monday 25 July 2011 10:24

I think she might have been a bit more concentrated on the pain in her hand, to be honest.

By Good_old_Grim | 8

#55031 - Tuesday 24 March 2009 12:16

Yeah, what #2 said... or just drop to the ground screaming and trying to get blood on as much of anything as possible. See how careful the kids would be with knives after that.

By NorfolkDude | 2

#55037 - Tuesday 24 March 2009 12:26

This reminds me of that police dude who was talking about gun safety then shot him self. lol.

By Peterick | 0

#55042 - Tuesday 24 March 2009 12:29

#4 - yea, i was thinking that too!

you'll feel better if you watched it. http://www.youtube.com/watch?v=am-Qdx6vky0
there. at least you didn't shoot yourself in the leg.