FML : Today, I was teasing my cat with a piece of string when suddenly my phone rang. I answered it with one hand and put the string down with the other onto...

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Today, I was teasing my cat with a piece of string when suddenly my phone rang. I answered it with one hand and put the string down with the other onto my lap. The beast seized the opportunity to spring, claws out, onto my privates. FML

I agree, your life sucks

You deserved it

By dooommage / Saturday 15 November 2008 03:27 / France

Animals

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By Easy_Target | 0

#5971 - Monday 23 February 2009 09:26

That must have been an interesting conversation. "Hello? Hey, man, how's your dOOOOOOOOOOOHHhhhh....!!!"

By ddrluna | 2

#219785 - Friday 22 May 2009 07:12

Who else thinks that 10 needs to calm the shit down? It's called playing with your pets. I suppose you'd rather just let them lay in a corner their whole life?

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By Easy_Target | 0

#5971 - Monday 23 February 2009 09:26

That must have been an interesting conversation. "Hello? Hey, man, how's your dOOOOOOOOOOOHHhhhh....!!!"

Odiny147 | 0

#883433 - Tuesday 23 February 2010 01:05

rofl

monkeygrrlee | 0

#1676544 - Wednesday 10 November 2010 01:28

Haha ;D

pedosmurf | 7

#4103934 - Wednesday 29 February 2012 04:12

Nom Nom balls?

Boomi | 35

#6689552 - Wednesday 14 September 2016 05:53

My brother is rough like that, and when he tried to chase the cats (he's three), he jumped on me. Let's just say I'm glad I'm a girl or it would've been much worse.

By theluckygirl28 | 7

#8033 - Thursday 26 February 2009 10:18

LMAOO!!!!!!!

By mikejacobs | 0

#31145 - Saturday 14 March 2009 11:45

To #1, yeah I bet after the dOOOOOhhhhh, he probably said "oh you f**cking pussy, get off me"!

By earwig12 | 0

#43286 - Thursday 19 March 2009 08:39

That's what you get for owning a cat.

By a1m2a3d4o5 | 0

#52798 - Monday 23 March 2009 06:26

hahahahaha and owch that sucks , #1 LOL

By SimpleIdiot | 0

#54916 - Tuesday 24 March 2009 09:44

ouch! that happened to me before

By baldfatman | 0

#72908 - Tuesday 31 March 2009 08:58

The beast, rofl.

authorkid | 2

#979247 - Tuesday 13 April 2010 03:48

lol

By xMooMoox | 0

#73454 - Tuesday 31 March 2009 11:48

Didn't you mother ever tell you not to tease people? Especially not beasts!

By SiLveRStaRLIGHT | 0

#77649 - Thursday 2 April 2009 09:03

Ahh... My cat wouldn't even become interested in the string. LOL. Your cat just owned you.

Marlygirl | 0

#2490866 - Wednesday 11 May 2011 01:17

Dude the "beast" owned you!! XD

By gs_fml | 0

#148892 - Monday 27 April 2009 11:47

are u a fucking asshole or what???? NEVER tease a cat with string. one bite and u can pay for the surgery. thats why people like u shouldnt own cats or any other kind of innocent animal for that matter ASSHOLE YDI 100%

ifmlftw | 0

#2578901 - Saturday 28 May 2011 02:31

I love when people overreact. my cat has fun when I do that to her

Sesh54 | 7

#2585552 - Monday 30 May 2011 05:43

by teasing he meant that he was playing with it just cause he wanted to play with his cat doesn't mean he deserved it

Audiobliss | 9

#5259492 - Tuesday 18 December 2012 10:12

wow. sensitive much? I'm sure you're the life of any party you attend... *rolls eyes*

hilda_kitty | 16

#5327156 - Wednesday 16 January 2013 09:15

I bet you're also a vegetarian and fully support PETA and think that lions and zebras can get along. Chill, don't you get teased by your friends in a friendly way? Same thing with a cat.

WhitneyShehan | 10

#5868088 - Tuesday 25 February 2014 03:31

Actually, if you have ever seen the show, "My Cat From Hell," you'd know that you're 100% wrong. Cats become MORE aggressive when you don't play with them. Although, the host offers many toys for your cat to play with, I've never seen plain string. Which I'm sure would still be just as fine, just as a feather toy would be. He says on every show, that I've seen, that you need to play with your cat on a daily basis, working on their, "hunting" skills. As they would use them everyday if they were feral or non-domesticated animals. So slow your roll and know the facts before you flip out and go crazy with your, "YDI" rant.