Kids: Today, I was teaching a class but kids were chatting. After 3... - FML

By Liz - 09/01/2009 08:54 - France

Today, I was teaching a class but kids were chatting. After 3 soap box speeches about "The next person who talks gets a note to take home," one kid looked right at me and went "meow". FML

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blueEyes_19 0

Tuesday 17 February 2009 1:46

the kid is a boss

Eir_fml 1

Wednesday 18 February 2009 12:23

that's what happens when you're all talk and no action. I liked the teachers that disciplined strictly more than the ones that would allow idiot classmates to do whatever they liked, personally.

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blueEyes_19 0

Tuesday 17 February 2009 1:46

the kid is a boss

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Saturday 27 March 2010 19:32

haha you got owned OP, and the dude above me, blink 182 is amazing <3

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Monday 22 November 2010 9:06

haha agree

frankq555 3

Tuesday 22 February 2011 16:47

fuck u

bryce0110 23

Sunday 14 December 2014 8:26

He's a boss ass bitch

Eir_fml 1

Wednesday 18 February 2009 12:23

that's what happens when you're all talk and no action. I liked the teachers that disciplined strictly more than the ones that would allow idiot classmates to do whatever they liked, personally.

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Wednesday 3 March 2010 7:05

lol #28 win

OliviaNicole 5

Monday 22 March 2010 4:01

Thank you. This comment is exactly how I feel. I hate the immature, worthless part of this society, even though it does consume much of it.

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Sunday 28 March 2010 0:46

bitchy bitchy bitchy still bitchy (bitch song for people who aren't funny)

aoife123 0

Tuesday 11 May 2010 0:24

I know exactly how you feel...

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Wednesday 29 June 2011 17:06

AHHHHH!!!! NERD!!!!!!!!!

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Friday 2 August 2013 7:29

I agree except in some cases. In kindergarten during silent reading the next person who talked had to stand on a square for fifteen minutes. I yawned and didn't even make a sound doing it. Guess what I got to do

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Wednesday 18 February 2009 15:16

Awesome haha

i_wuz_nver_here 31

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Thursday 30 December 2010 18:36

hahaha sounds like something i would do.

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Sunday 22 February 2009 6:54

The world needs more parochial schools. Corporal punishment works wonders.

Link5794 18

Friday 20 January 2012 23:45

Corporal punishment is okay as long as the parent or legal guardian is the one delivering it, and as long as they are careful not to go too far. That's how I was raised, and my dad accidentally broke my hand. With a leather belt. Funniest injury ever. Anyway, it is not the right of a teacher to inflict corporal punishment. They should send a note home and let the parents decide whether or not to inflict minor injuries on their child.

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Tuesday 10 March 2009 20:38

Throw him out the window. That usually works.

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Monday 16 March 2009 23:39

Haha. I've had a similar situation. I said "the next person who makes a peep looses 20 points on the test" this smart ass goes "Peep". I said "Aaaaand now you have a 90, good one" He said "Peep, peep". I responded with "that's now a 70, wanna keep going? Your grade can't take much more of a hit." He didn't peep anymore.

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Tuesday 23 October 2012 2:56

That's not legal.

friedpwnadge 25

Tuesday 15 January 2013 3:50

Yes it is, it's also very effective.

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Tuesday 17 March 2009 5:46

@ #11: "'Aaaaand now you have a 90, good one'". I'm no teacher, but doesn't 100 points - 20 points = 80 points?

bansheebomber 14

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Monday 28 March 2011 1:18

Hmm. Couldn't it have been a 200 point assignment? You didn't think of that, I guess.

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Friday 19 August 2011 5:53

yeah because typos don't ever happen if you're a teacher. just sayinggggg!

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Wednesday 8 August 2012 4:07

Oh well, at least he followed through..

friedpwnadge 25

Saturday 1 June 2013 1:50

It says the child peeped three times. 100-30=70, genius.

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Monday 23 March 2009 0:22

lol you should react as Eric Cartman: "Respect My Authority!" and give them a smack on the head with a baseball bat

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Saturday 7 August 2010 20:40

Holy shit, funny. XD

megamoomoo 0

Monday 30 March 2009 0:07

haha, this reminds me of my algebra class when we had a student teacher

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Monday 30 March 2009 6:51

are you Mrs. Eisen!?!??!?!?

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