FML : Today, I was talking with some of my friends who are girls. They were all complaining about how there was no good boys left to ask to the Sadie Hawkins...

Today, I was talking with some of my friends who are girls. They were all complaining about how there was no good boys left to ask to the Sadie Hawkins Dance. Hoping for an invite I mentioned I was still availiable. They just laughed at me and invited me to come dress shopping with them. FML

I agree, your life sucks

You deserved it

By Noname - / Monday 9 February 2009 23:47 / United States

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By AnonymouslyYours | 0

#3214 - Wednesday 18 February 2009 5:31

You need to stop being their friend. The reason why they wouldn't date you is irrelevant. Their gut reaction was to laugh at you when you mentioned you've got no one to go with. They are not your friends, they just like having you around because you're a man who gives them attention for nothing in return. You're wasting your time on them.

By Roi_fml | 0

#942 - Tuesday 10 February 2009 1:38

Some girls are just so cruel.
Did you at least think you had a chance?

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By Roi_fml | 0

#942 - Tuesday 10 February 2009 1:38

Some girls are just so cruel.
Did you at least think you had a chance?

imway2sexy4u | 0

#1152804 - Wednesday 28 July 2010 17:20

rape me in the dressing room

evry1luvspuns | 0

#3157337 - Monday 22 August 2011 7:41

I think they think he is gay and yes im captain obvious

ahti546 | 11

#4482594 - Saturday 26 May 2012 5:08

FRIENDZONED!

bestnameright | 14

#4945915 - Tuesday 18 September 2012 21:39

It's not that bad I think they thought he was gay (they asked to go clothes shopping and said no). Plus it means they laughed because they thought he was joking

lexiepullen | 7

#5119141 - Tuesday 6 November 2012 4:18

If they are asking him to go dress shopping, I think he was gayzoned

Kamon97 | 23

#5881796 - Tuesday 11 March 2014 3:42

And they wonder why there are no good boys left -.-

By greenman_fml | 0

#962 - Tuesday 10 February 2009 3:19

they think your gay. milk that for all its worth and "help decide which bra and panties they should wear," "check if their breasts feel firm," etc.

Ashleexx | 0

#1378757 - Thursday 9 September 2010 23:23

WTF breasts feel firm ,?!?

By AAAAAAAAAAAAAAAA_fml_fml | 0

#1013 - Tuesday 10 February 2009 6:23

u go to my school. And yes they think you're gay.

By AAAAAAAAAAAAAAAA_fml_fml | 0

#1017 - Tuesday 10 February 2009 6:48

He's a SMATHER alright.

By jperry74 | 0

#1268 - Wednesday 11 February 2009 7:56

ive been there before...my beset friend in high school was a girl...ive been dress shopping more times than i would want to admit

By sensual_kidney | 0

#1391 - Wednesday 11 February 2009 22:26

To convince them you arent gay, from now on, whenever you see them. just give em a firm slap on the ass. That'll dispell any rumors.

...but it might start others. depends on how you wanna go through life.