Today, I was talking to my online therapist about my problems...

By Marie Foster - 27/07/2019 08:00 - United States

Today, I was talking to my online therapist about my problems with relationships, mainly that guys only want sex and don't listen to me. After I'd confided in him, and told him how I felt about my issues, he told me he would marry me and have my children. FML

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colderthanyou 15

Saturday 27 July 2019 14:40

Holy unprofessional. Time for a new therapist!

ahabsfan 14

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Saturday 27 July 2019 14:42

He would have your children? Aren’t you supposed to have his?

RichardPencil 30

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Saturday 27 July 2019 14:12

Wow, I know a good therapist will try inventive techniques to treat your problems, but this is ridiculous!

ryand82 11

Saturday 27 July 2019 14:13

But will he listen to you?

acmariner99 25

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Saturday 27 July 2019 14:33

That’s not how that’s supposed to work. If that was an attempt to be funny, it really isn’t.

colderthanyou 15

Saturday 27 July 2019 14:40

Holy unprofessional. Time for a new therapist!

ahabsfan 14

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Saturday 27 July 2019 14:42

He would have your children? Aren’t you supposed to have his?

ThrottleJockey 34

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Sunday 28 July 2019 4:27

Maybe he's a sea horse.

Henry8cooper 15

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Saturday 27 July 2019 16:03

There are two kinds of men. Those who pretend to listen while they wonder how to get sex real fast - and those who don't pretend to listen - I wonder which category your online therapist is in? Maybe try a female online therapist.

Kaneki Chiaki 15

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Sunday 28 July 2019 1:02

That's romantic.

Todd Klopfer 11

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Sunday 28 July 2019 3:02

I know OP probably don't read responses but for any of you that find yourself in similar situations please screen shot the conversation and immediately report this behavior to the company he is working for and to the government office regulating professionals in your area. This is abuse.

Sinshine 28

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Sunday 28 July 2019 21:53

Online therapist? Is that from that website they've been advertising all over YouTube a while back? Better get a proper therapist instead of that shady online stuff.