By senelbeat - 03/07/2009 15:47 - United States

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Today, I was talking to my mother about my sex life, telling her "if I want to have sex I'm going to have sex." She looked at me for a moment and said, "You're staying a virgin until you marry". She wasn't ordering me, she was informing me. FML
I agree, your life sucks 41 136
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Mom burns are the best.

It wouldn't be too hard to prove her wrong.

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Mom burns are the best.

THE OP IS A MAN THE OP IS A MAN THE OP IS A MAN. Stoooooop Referring to Him as a Her and quit basing your comments on that fact. The Op has a penis. =)

We need a "mom" category here on FML

35- ur stupid go die

Wow I would agree with your mother on that but realy if you can't wait any longer then go for it if, you have the guts just use protection and I mean both the condom and the contraceptive pills at the same time I would.

What a whore line to say, though. "If I want to have sex I'M GOING TO HAVE SEX"

What a completely honest line to say, "If I want to have sex, I'm going to have sex"

It wouldn't be too hard to prove her wrong.

Wow I would agree with your mom on that but realy if you can't wait longer then do it with someone you love and use protection to avoid pregnancy.

Because the mom is basically saying, "you can't get any."

woops didn't mean to post that second one damn 3.0 making my iPod run a bit slower now 

Just forget about it, it's not that bad, parents are like that sometimes

Haha. Even your mom knows you're undesirable.

"i was talking to my mother about MY sex"... that sentence just cracks me up

Mother knows best!