By senelbeat - 03/07/2009 15:47 - United States

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Today, I was talking to my mother about my sex life, telling her "if I want to have sex I'm going to have sex." She looked at me for a moment and said, "You're staying a virgin until you marry". She wasn't ordering me, she was informing me. FML
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Tippssy 0

Mom burns are the best.

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fxdxhk90 0

It wouldn't be too hard to prove her wrong.

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Tippssy 0

Mom burns are the best.

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Jazzywrites007 2

THE OP IS A MAN THE OP IS A MAN THE OP IS A MAN. Stoooooop Referring to Him as a Her and quit basing your comments on that fact. The Op has a penis. =)

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DEVASTATOR 12

Wow I would agree with your mother on that but realy if you can't wait any longer then go for it if, you have the guts just use protection and I mean both the condom and the contraceptive pills at the same time I would.

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PumpkinTarte 0

What a ***** line to say, though. "If I want to have sex I'M GOING TO HAVE SEX"

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Dragodon64 0

What a completely honest line to say, "If I want to have sex, I'm going to have sex"

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fxdxhk90 0

It wouldn't be too hard to prove her wrong.

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DEVASTATOR 12

Wow I would agree with your mom on that but realy if you can't wait longer then do it with someone you love and use protection to avoid pregnancy.

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fucklifeee 0

Because the mom is basically saying, "you can't get any."

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DEVASTATOR 12

woops didn't mean to post that second one damn 3.0 making my iPod run a bit slower now 

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emovampire 0

Just forget about it, it's not that bad, parents are like that sometimes

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lmfao25 0

Haha. Even your mom knows you're undesirable.

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ladidadi 0

"i was talking to my mother about MY sex"... that sentence just cracks me up

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