Love: Today, I was talking to my boyfriend, feeling pretty low. I said...

By lucy_g - 02/11/2013 05:06 - United States

Today, I was talking to my boyfriend, feeling pretty low. I said something along the lines of "You like me even when I look like shit." He replied, "Ah, that's just how you naturally look." FML

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Love

Dementia or hate? You decide

Empathy lives

Weird reason to leave, but OK

By sweetdreams - 18/09/2016 06:39 - United States - New York

Today, I woke up suddenly with giant bugs biting my legs. I screamed, ripped the blanket off the bed and bolted to the bathroom to recover. Turns out it was all a dream, and the person who needed to recover most was my shell-shocked boyfriend who had been sleeping soundly beside me. Sorry, babe. FML

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By Poopie - 29/01/2011 06:06 - Canada

Today, after suffering from constipation for three days, I finally took a dump. Just as things reached the point of no return, my land line and doorbell all rang. FML

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By Anonymous - 27/01/2012 22:03 - United States

Today, I had to make a doctor's appointment for my daughter. Apparently she thought it would be better to wipe herself with Clorox tough scrub disinfecting wipes than tell me she'd caught an STD. FML

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By Anonymous - 09/01/2015 16:30 - United States - Kansas City

Today, after paying a job coach a load of money for his services, pretty much the only advice he gave me was "Send out more résumés." FML

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By thesparrow - 06/02/2009 21:24 - United States

Today, the girl whom I have loved for 4 years told me that she loved me too and would like to spend her life with me. This was before she told me that God did not want us to be together. FML

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By alhummel21 - 12/02/2009 07:45 - United States

Today, I was going down on a girl. When I looked up she was texting. FML

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By Anonymous - 17/07/2015 18:11 - United States

Today, after months of hardcore training, free of injuries, I pinched a nerve in my neck while putting on a swimsuit to lie in the sun doing nothing. FML

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By fuck right off - 04/04/2015 17:32 - United Kingdom - Coalville

Today, as I was walking to work, a cyclist shot out of nowhere and slammed into me. I hit the ground hard and lay there in agony. The guy quickly dusted himself off, said "Sorry man. It's a vicious cycle." then chuckled at his own stupid pun and cycled away. FML

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By grow up! - 07/08/2021 14:01

Today, I went back home for a visit after nearly 10 years. I met up with some old friends at a bar and had an amazing evening. Afterwards, two of the wives told me I’m never allowed to speak to, nor see their husbands again, since I slept with them in high school. This was years before they even met. FML

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Tis the season to be jolly

By littl3storm - 23/12/2020 15:59 - United Kingdom

Today, at the ripe age of 20, I spent the early hours of my morning violently vomiting blood every time I got too warm. I then had the pleasure of shitting in a plastic container for a stool sample, due to said problem, after one and half hours of sleep. FML

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By Unreciprocated - 25/02/2016 06:12 - Canada - Hamilton

Today, I said "I love you" to my girlfriend for the first time. She responded with, "I'm just gonna pretend I never heard that." FML

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By Anonymous - 25/07/2011 00:21 - United States

Today, my mom tried to get me to shoplift. From the dollar store. FML

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By Anonymous - 05/10/2021 20:00

Today, I spent all day cleaning the carpets in every room. I own two dogs and a cat, so deodorizing and deep cleaning the carpets is an all-day chore. At 9 p.m., after I was done with the last room, I went out to the living room and saw one of my dogs had been sick all over the place. Had to reclean the carpet. FML

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By WhyMe - 27/11/2018 17:30

Today, I woke up approximately half a nanosecond after my dog involuntarily vomited in bed. On my face. I opened my mouth because it literally filled my nose. I swallowed out of reflex before I was fully awake. FML

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By Mumbling Mutt101 - 15/08/2011 06:23 - Australia

Today, I came home to find a window broken and my neighbours searching inside my house. Apparently, they'd heard a small child asking for help inside my house. I recently taught my dog to "talk." FML

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By Motherly Love - 14/08/2011 10:34 - United States

Today, I was at the airport to pick up my mother since my baby is due soon. As she arrived, I smiled wide and opened my arms for a hug, but she walked right by me. Apparently, being pregnant makes me unrecognizable. My husband and I had to tell it her was me, her own daughter. FML

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By Anonymous - 19/01/2015 22:07 - Canada - Brampton

Today, while walking to work, I sneezed so violently that I slipped on a patch of ice and hit the ground hard, badly spraining my shoulder. I lay there in agony as a pair of bystanders just stood there, laughing their asses off. FML

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By Samantha - 31/05/2009 12:44 - Singapore

Today, I turned 22. Instead of cutting my own cake, I stood by and smiled at a friend's belated birthday party. She celebrated her birthday two months ago. She decided to have her party on my birthday. No one remembered mine but everyone got her beautiful gifts. FML

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By lalala2494 - 27/05/2019 22:05

Today, I said, "Bless you" when someone sneezed on television. That's how lonely I am. FML

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By littlegirl - 07/05/2011 04:46 - Canada

Today, I was sitting with my crush at lunch. Trying to flirt, I tried to stare seductively into his eyes while sucking on my straw. I missed. The straw shot straight up my nose, causing me the worst nose bleed of my life. FML

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By Anonymous - 05/02/2010 06:18 - United States

Today, I was in the car with my 16 year old daughter. There was a guy on a fast looking motorcycle next to me at the stop light. I yelled to him to "get it up!" so that he would do a wheelie. Just before the light turned green he yelled back, "You're too old for me, but I'll get it up for her!" FML

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By Anonymous - 15/04/2013 02:11 - United States

Today, I found out that my girlfriend chooses extra shifts at work over hanging out with me. Every time. She doesn't even like her job. FML

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By Odds in my favour - 14/03/2018 15:00

Today, I put out a public ad for a dancing buddy. No pictures, just a brief description of what I was looking for. A guy answered and we started chatting. The more he revealed, the more familiar he sounded. Yep! That's him! My stalker from 10 years ago. Guess I have to move. FML

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By Lindsay - 07/02/2011 17:41 - United States

Today, I flirted with a guy for ten minutes before realizing I was sitting between him and his girlfriend. FML

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By nooneatall - 15/01/2010 03:16 - France

Today, I was doing a shit load of sit-ups on my mattress. After realizing the bed was squeaking, I heard my dad laughing very hard from the basement. He thought I was masturbating. FML

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By thwack - 24/05/2012 18:26 - United States

Today, during a workplace safety exercise at work, I managed to cut off the tip of my thumb. FML

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By Anonymous - 09/02/2017 16:00 - United States - Lewistown

Today, I am sick of watching my friend's dog while she is on vacation. In four days, this dog has shredded my mattress, peed on my couches, chewed my kitchen chairs, and attacked my dog while she slept. My friend won't answer her phone, but she does update Facebook non-stop. Ten days to go. FML

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By MC - 15/08/2011 02:51 - Canada

Today, I was so drunk that I gave my mom's number instead of mine to the really cute guy I met at the bar. FML

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By Anonymous - 24/11/2017 05:00

Today, I got my septum piercing stuck in a bag of cinnamon pine cones at Target. My boyfriend was wearing a red shirt with khaki pants, so all the other shoppers thought I had to call a Target employee over to "cut" me out of the bag. FML

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By Anonymous - 30/01/2015 12:49

Today, I'm on a train, feeling good because I got upgraded to first class. The man opposite me just slid me a note saying, "Wee plooky cunt, fuck off!" Charming. FML

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By thammer - 24/03/2012 13:20 - United States - Appleton

Today, at my grandmother's funeral there was a fight about inheritance. It was my teenage daughters arguing about what they get when I die. FML

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By Zack - 11/03/2009 18:57 - Israel

Today, I tried to prove to my dad that he snores by secretly putting a tape recorder under his bed. I soon found out my parents had sex that night. Apparently, my mom likes to talk dirty. FML

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By jerkgirl - 08/04/2009 05:18 - United States

Today, while getting my hair done, I was annoyed that the beautician was not paying attention while straightening my hair. After asking her three times to watch what she was doing, I grabbed the iron and said "let me do it, you're going to burn me!". I then burned two layers of skin off my ear. FML

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By Anonymous - 05/10/2014 19:31 - United Kingdom

Today, I replied to a party invite. I thought I was only replying to the hostess, who's a close friend, so added a P. S. about a recent sex toy purchase I'd made and how rubbish it had been. I only realised after pressing "Send" that I'd selected "Reply All". FML

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By Imrickar - 30/04/2011 05:06 - United States

Today, I had to explain to my girlfriend why being with a girl while being with me is cheating. FML

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By Anonymous - 21/03/2015 08:55 - United Kingdom - Aberdeen

Today, I overheard my dickhead dad telling my girlfriend she's too good for me, then asking if she wants to settle for someone like me. FML

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By Anonymous - 25/06/2014 23:38 - Canada - Dartmouth

Today, my boyfriend informed me of how I had really hurt his feelings. Apparently, not wanting to be sent a photo of his poop is hurtful. FML

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By Cyberdeeder - 13/10/2008 08:19

Today, at the cinema, I sat next to a guy who couldn’t stand a minute without laughing or making comments about the film. FML

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By Anony-moose - 11/10/2011 09:43 - United States

Today, I had to explain to a patient that no, her nipples were not slowly getting smaller. FML

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By tarheels526 - 08/02/2009 00:53 - United States

Today, the alarm on my phone went off. I picked it up, hit snooze, and dropped it back on my desk without looking. I woke up an hour later to find that I had dropped it directly in a full glass of water. FML

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emilycb93 12

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Saturday 2 November 2013 16:21

Don't fish for compliments.

DocBastard 38

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Saturday 2 November 2013 16:25

I don't see the problem here. He admitted that he likes you all the time, even at your lowest. Even though you think you look bad, either he doesn't or it doesn't matter to him. Either way, you win.

bean1205 8

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Saturday 2 November 2013 16:10

That's really insensitive sorry OP :(

ylirne 9

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Saturday 2 November 2013 16:25

yeah he doesn't seem very nice

the_zero_article 15

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Saturday 2 November 2013 16:26

Maybe he was just trying to express that she didn't look like shit, she was just looking like she would naturally. The idea wasn't expressed very well, but I don't know too many people who would comfort a significant other by purposefully insulting them.

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Saturday 2 November 2013 16:56

Actually, though he sounded like a douche, I really don't think he meant to say that. He probably meant something along the lines of, "you just woke up, so it's okay if you look like shit."

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Saturday 2 November 2013 19:02

I agree with 17, I initially understood it as OP thinking she looked like shit all the time, but her boyfriend thinks otherwise. It's possible that he did not realize that his response sounded really bad, specifically to her thinking she looks like shit. Sort of like, if she were to say, "I spent an extra hour looking gorgeous for you" and he would reply the same way. I don't think he was trying to insult OP.

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Monday 4 November 2013 4:20

at least you now know he doesnt like you just for your looks?

Turrence 9

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Saturday 2 November 2013 16:11

Hey, at least he's honest!

FitForFun 11

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Saturday 2 November 2013 16:39

Hey if we really want to be honest no matter what he said would of been and FML. We never know what girls want to hear so we try our best and girls make it sound horrible no matter what. Honey how do I look? Beautiful! OH SO I DONT LOOK BEAUTIFUL ALL THE TIME.

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Saturday 2 November 2013 17:06

I assume silence would have worked better

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Saturday 2 November 2013 17:08

honesty doesn't always mean you have to be an asshole.

anythingmustbe 18

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Saturday 2 November 2013 16:11

Brace yourselves lads. Comments about a shitty situation INCOMING! *puts on helmet*

Rainhawk94 27

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Saturday 2 November 2013 17:20

Nothing you can do will prepare you for your barrage of thumbs down

fucMyLifeSoHard 18

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Sunday 3 November 2013 3:50

3- You are the only one on this entire thread who made that connection.

flashback.miss 28

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Saturday 2 November 2013 16:11

Hopefully that was just a poor attempt to cheer you up.

Jiplo 18

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Tuesday 5 August 2014 20:50

I hate your profile picture.

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Saturday 2 November 2013 16:12

Not really doing a good job at raising your self esteem.

qassaq 14

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Saturday 2 November 2013 16:13

Maybe it's time to find a new bf?

Imhere4fml 24

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Saturday 2 November 2013 17:28

Not really something to break up for...

gotaplanstan 28

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Saturday 2 November 2013 18:25

Maybe it's time OP updated her sarcasm detector, seems her model is out of date.

fucMyLifeSoHard 18

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Sunday 3 November 2013 3:54

6- Jesus H. Christ. Will people on this website break up over anything? "He was looking in that girl's general direction." Break up. "She was looking at another guy's Facebook profile " Break up. If saying something like OP's boyfriend did, ( which he probably didn't realize was an insult) will cause you to break up with someone, please, for the sake of humanity, don't have a spouse or significant other.

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Saturday 2 November 2013 16:13

Welp time to find a new boyfriend!

jc10x 8

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Sunday 3 November 2013 13:27

No. No it's not.

jixiekat 14

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Saturday 2 November 2013 16:14

Hopefully he was kidding! if he wasnt, time for a new boyfriend

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Saturday 2 November 2013 18:36

What the hell?! Why would that even seem like a possibility... Guarantee he was joking. It's not like he said. "nah babe you always look pretty shitty I just deal with it" she's probably in a crappy mood and the boyfriend made a bad joke.

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Sunday 3 November 2013 21:07

you guys must not understand my comment. if a.boyfriend said to his girlfriend that she honestly looked like shit, she should break up with him. OPs boyfriend was probably kidding I agree with that