FML : Today, I was talking to my best friend about a cute guy that girls are afraid to even speak to, so I then decided to march right up to him and say hello....

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Today, I was talking to my best friend about a cute guy that girls are afraid to even speak to, so I then decided to march right up to him and say hello. When he smiled at me, I stood there with my mouth wide open, but I made non-coherent words. He asked me if I was a foreign exchange student. FML

I agree, your life sucks

You deserved it

By Anonymous - / Wednesday 3 March 2010 02:37 / United States

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By strandedinalimo | 0

#910419 - Wednesday 3 March 2010 9:11

Say yes, guys think it's hot. Or he'll just think you're special.

By lisaaaar | 0

#910423 - Wednesday 3 March 2010 9:13

WAHRGARBL. that's how you say hello :0.
you has it in your head that girls were afraid to talk to him and look what happened :P

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By strandedinalimo | 0

#910419 - Wednesday 3 March 2010 9:11

Say yes, guys think it's hot. Or he'll just think you're special.

AJG390 | 0

#910439 - Wednesday 3 March 2010 9:18

Lol. I'm pretty sure he would figure out she was lying if she did that. And then he really wouldn't want to talk to her lol.

jdomfml | 0

#910494 - Wednesday 3 March 2010 9:31

guys actually just want (if ur hot) u to drop ur pants and rip off ur shirt. if ur hot*

jdomfml | 0

#910514 - Wednesday 3 March 2010 9:36

take off all clothes, wear sexy underwear and just jump on him, if ure hot that is, if not, go back to talking to ure fat friends

dudeitsdanny | 9

#910531 - Wednesday 3 March 2010 9:40

Maybe she IS the fat friend.
Learn a second language and base this relationship on a lie. =)

Mx_Rider | 6

#910539 - Wednesday 3 March 2010 9:44

youre hot :D

im2good25 | 0

#910628 - Wednesday 3 March 2010 10:54

and he didn't do anything while your mouth was WIDE open???

1zinzanzin | 0

#910666 - Wednesday 3 March 2010 11:34

ur not pritty sure ur just pritty

Terwilliger | 0

#910758 - Wednesday 3 March 2010 12:23

@1: anything would work for you cause youre mega beautiful. the poster of this fml is prob some fattie, so its harder for her.

tweetbaby14 | 17

#910803 - Wednesday 3 March 2010 12:42

I would like to inform the losers trying to get with the people over the Internet that you're lame and need a life mkay. you're welcome and don't tell me I need a life cuz I'm on here cuz it's 6 in the morning and I do what I want

hailphire130 | 0

#910847 - Wednesday 3 March 2010 12:58

lol

Jrook | 0

#910952 - Wednesday 3 March 2010 14:00

29 thinks 25 is hot? good for you openly gay person

Tuptup_fml | 0

#910971 - Wednesday 3 March 2010 14:13

"Yes, I am a foreign exchange student and I do not speak any English."

GeoThermalSleuth | 0

#911281 - Wednesday 3 March 2010 17:01

Here are some lines you should have said

"Me no speak English"
"Es Me no Understando"
"O hibi hobi dubi"

Then run!

Tuptup_fml | 0

#911304 - Wednesday 3 March 2010 17:12

Or...
"Me gusta el muy grande pene"
"Comer me fofo vajina por favor"=]

KurouTenshi | 0

#911840 - Wednesday 3 March 2010 20:58

or better yet "meessir superman ees no here"

crazycornn | 0

#912921 - Thursday 4 March 2010 4:07

I agree with 58

MoooMooMooMooMoo | 0

#913255 - Thursday 4 March 2010 6:36

um? ur still on the computer at 6 in the morning and you're calling them losers, sure you 'do what you want' but if your going to use that as an excuse so can they.

Abaastart | 0

#913624 - Thursday 4 March 2010 10:58

Today, a cute girl came up to me in school and started rambling incoherently. I thought she might be a foreign exchange student, but when I asked her, she ran away. FML

NashwB | 0

#915781 - Friday 5 March 2010 3:51

#19 FTW

RunnaWhat | 0

#3470942 - Saturday 22 October 2011 8:54

Pretty

By danijay88 | 0

#910420 - Wednesday 3 March 2010 9:12

you replied yes right?

thikimo | 0

#911474 - Wednesday 3 March 2010 18:50

she should have replied with a fart. the universal way of saying I love you.. or atleast that's what my guy says.....dmnit fml

pzawesome | 0

#924050 - Monday 8 March 2010 4:50

wow ...grow some testes..... wait what??... ohhh go grow some ovaries and be a man or woman in this case.

By lisaaaar | 0

#910423 - Wednesday 3 March 2010 9:13

WAHRGARBL. that's how you say hello :0.
you has it in your head that girls were afraid to talk to him and look what happened :P

By elusivepoison | 0

#910428 - Wednesday 3 March 2010 9:14

MOAR NOU

By DGross | 8

#910432 - Wednesday 3 March 2010 9:15

Wow that is funny although if you ever get to know him I'm sure it will be something you will laugh over eventually :-)

It may be an FML now but later it won't be...

blackhawk089 | 0

#913311 - Thursday 4 March 2010 7:16

it's either a fat chick or a 7-9th grader

By strandedinalimo | 0

#910435 - Wednesday 3 March 2010 9:16

No, it will be an FML for the rest of her life!

bihero | 0

#910614 - Wednesday 3 March 2010 10:40

i dun really understand this fml

By Eddie_Paints | 0

#910440 - Wednesday 3 March 2010 9:18

Why couldn't you speak? Did he put something in your mouth?

sleekRelease | 0

#910618 - Wednesday 3 March 2010 10:46

8, they're called emotions, dumbass.

Eddie_Paints | 0

#910691 - Wednesday 3 March 2010 11:59

55 It's called a joke Dumbass! I ain't got time to explain it to you!

By imdeborah | 0

#910447 - Wednesday 3 March 2010 9:19

awww, I could totally picture that happen to me. actually it does quite often ahaha. you should try again tho. :) or explain yourself about that haha. perhaps over the Internet?that's what I'd do. >.< :P

By Asheanao | 0

#910452 - Wednesday 3 March 2010 9:21

Get over it?

1sarcasticmind_fml_fml | 0

#910538 - Wednesday 3 March 2010 9:43

come on! gimme a break u were actually that "speechless" or incoherent because of his looks? don't try to show off in front of your friends if your just going to make a fool of yourself.