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maybe you can tell her to shove the phone up her furry kitty o:

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  Pentium_4  |  26

you were only looking at his mustache cause you couldn't see his bladder right? i love bear grylls but the piss jokes are entertaining....

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  boofgall  |  16

16- why are your comments always so lame?

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  Shenannigoats  |  16

This. Of course she can't feel anythin, you're supposed to pretend. I'd say she's the one who screwed up here and not the guy, she failed at dirty talking. Hard.

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  chili10  |  18

Boofgall, I don't think you have any room to talk, what with you being so rude in approximately 90% of all your comments. Pentium has his good comments and his bad comments but for the most part I always enjoy them.

By  alimayBVB182  |  0

She must have really liked it then

By  Chad_the_Brony  |  0

You should come back with; 'I know. I'm working on it'.

By  elephantom12  |  9

OP I'm not gonna lie, it seems to me that you've potentially reached an all time low in your life if you're seeking pleasure with a random stranger through a telephone. I don't get it.

By  Ozone1232  |  5

Looks like you actually were talkingtoaretard. (hence the username).

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