By pukathlon - 10/12/2010 17:21 - United States

Today, I was taking the bus back to my university campus, having left work early feeling sick. While on the bus I started retching. I managed to hold it in for a while, but as I stood up to get off the bus, I started puking through my mouth and nose. This was in front of twenty other passengers. FML
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rafty4life 3
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It sucks that you couldn't hold it another minute. but kudos for being able to count the other passengers while vomitting.

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DrummerBoy21 0
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Should have just dropped to the floor... seen how many people would try and help you lol. it'd be less embarrassing and more "IS HE/SHE OK!?".

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Loserguy139 6
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Lol newbs. You puke all over yourself for it be an FML. And then you hear your dad dies.

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persianjr1 7

haha in soviet Russia Puke barfs on you!!

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mamamiaaa_fml 12
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at least it didn't come out of your ass.

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Blazingcrono 6
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Oh man that's horrible. I hope you didn't get too sick.

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DrummerBoy21 0
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Should have just dropped to the floor... seen how many people would try and help you lol. it'd be less embarrassing and more "IS HE/SHE OK!?".

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iwuvwolfz 0
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I like how you're correcting anyone you see. =P

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mamamiaaa_fml 12
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3-true. its less gross when you think it's more serious. plus at least you're not standing and spraying it all over.

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persianjr1 7

I Like The Annying usage there!! 21

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Bananagrl 0
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The same thing totally happened to me in the third grade. At least you don't need to go on the same bus with the same people for the rest of the school year.

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hobosareawesome 0

Nasty. :-P

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bloobelly 0
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eeeeeeeeeeeeeeeeewwww

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KillTheDance 4
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I feel bad for the bus driver who has clean it.yuck!

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mintcar 9

Gross. Chances are, people watched in disgust instead of asking if you were okay. Hope you're feeling better. If your mom is anything like my mom then she'll send you a care package. :D

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wweasel 0
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ENEMY CARE PACKAGE INCOMING!

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KingDingALing 9

I was recently in that marathon. It didn't go to well...KaySL tried to join me and got me disqualified. I was winning to. :(

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