FML : Today, I was taking the bus back to my university campus, having left work early feeling sick. While on the bus I started retching. I managed to hold it...

Today, I was taking the bus back to my university campus, having left work early feeling sick. While on the bus I started retching. I managed to hold it in for a while, but as I stood up to get off the bus, I started puking through my mouth and nose. This was in front of twenty other passengers. FML

I agree, your life sucks

You deserved it

By pukathlon / Friday 10 December 2010 17:21 / United States

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By rafty4life | 3

#1825641 - Saturday 11 December 2010 12:11

It sucks that you couldn't hold it another minute. but kudos for being able to count the other passengers while vomitting.

By DrummerBoy21 | 0

#1825407 - Friday 10 December 2010 11:01

Should have just dropped to the floor... seen how many people would try and help you lol. it'd be less embarrassing and more "IS HE/SHE OK!?".

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By Loserguy139 | 6

#1825390 - Friday 10 December 2010 10:57

Lol newbs. You puke all over yourself for it be an FML. And then you hear your dad dies.

persianjr1 | 7

#1826205 - Saturday 11 December 2010 04:46

haha in soviet Russia Puke barfs on you!!

mamamiaaa_fml | 12

#1828283 - Saturday 11 December 2010 12:24

at least it didn't come out of your ass.

By Blazingcrono | 6

#1825400 - Friday 10 December 2010 10:59

Oh man that's horrible. I hope you didn't get too sick.

By DrummerBoy21 | 0

#1825407 - Friday 10 December 2010 11:01

Should have just dropped to the floor... seen how many people would try and help you lol. it'd be less embarrassing and more "IS HE/SHE OK!?".

iwuvwolfz | 0

#1826745 - Saturday 11 December 2010 08:25

I like how you're correcting anyone you see. =P

mamamiaaa_fml | 12

#1828295 - Saturday 11 December 2010 12:26

3-true. its less gross when you think it's more serious. plus at least you're not standing and spraying it all over.

persianjr1 | 7

#1834601 - Sunday 12 December 2010 11:01

I Like The Annying usage there!! 21

By Bananagrl | 0

#1825434 - Friday 10 December 2010 11:08

The same thing totally happened to me in the third grade. At least you don't need to go on the same bus with the same people for the rest of the school year.

By hobosareawesome | 0

#1825436 - Friday 10 December 2010 11:10

Nasty. :-P

By bloobelly | 0

#1825498 - Friday 10 December 2010 11:29

eeeeeeeeeeeeeeeeewwww

By KillTheDance | 4

#1825519 - Friday 10 December 2010 11:34

I feel bad for the bus driver who has clean it.yuck!

By W4X | 0

#1825538 - Friday 10 December 2010 11:37

Fail.

By mintcar | 9

#1825561 - Friday 10 December 2010 11:42

Gross. Chances are, people watched in disgust instead of asking if you were okay. Hope you're feeling better. If your mom is anything like my mom then she'll send you a care package. :D