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I've got an AMAZING idea for OP. It does however involve you killing yourself, BUT, for a very good cause. After much word has gone via twitter, facebook, myspace, emails, txt, etc, you will be completely swarmed by faggot twilight fans. Make sure you keep them following you and lead them to the nearest cliff. Now slowly get close to the edge of the cliff. Keep their attention towards you, just to be sure. Even if they arn't paying attention to you, they're probably retarded enough (they are twilight fans after all) to not notice the ledge. Then quickly, pretending as if you're trying to run away from them, jump of the cliff. Success shall follow and you will have made this world a better place.
You mean that misogynistic piece of crap masquerading as a disco ball with fangs? GOD. SMeyer has so much to answer for. I can't wait until parents start suing her for when their daughters commit suicide because they got the idea from Bella "I'm Stephenie Meyer!" Swan.
Wow. It amazes me that you hate Twilight that much to take the time to come up with such a stupid plan. Just because you hate Twilight does not mean every one else does. I myself love Twilight. I look up to Stephanie Meyer because I want to become a published author one day. OP hehe I thought of Twilight right away.
Personally I like the Twilight books. I'm not a die hard fan but it was a good read. The movie i thought kind of sucked. But nonetheless, I find it funny how the people that HATE Twilight spend probably as much time as the people that LOVE Twilight, thinking about it,and talking about it. Because honestly if you didn't care then you wouldn't feel the need to throw the topic in every chance you can, just to bash it. Its a waste of your time. Do you feel special because there's someone out there that hates it as much as you? Or because someone likes it as much as you? WHO CARES!! OP:LOl thats pretty funny,I did something like that to my brothers, I gave them some lotion but I forgot it was sparkly.They were pretty mad about it.Anyways at least it only lasts a day!!
holy shit moron, if your LIFE is reading an extremely poorly written excuse for a Romeo and Juliet ripoff that gives TONS of fuckin' money to a little bitch who one should be sued for copyright against Shakespeare and two can't write for shit and is taking away said money from people who actually know how to write a decent and ORIGINAL plotline, then i don't give a rat's ass what your fuckin' IQ is, you are still a fuckin' asshole. Go take your lil douche friends and all the copies of that shit ass series and have a book burning.
ANYONE can be a published author, trust me. That's the sad part. I read the first book and all it was was a very poorly written typical love story. It's freakin' romeo and juliet wit sparklies for fuckin' sakes. Aspire to something greater than this for crying out loud! Maybe David Almond or Terry Pratchett, but not this hyped up mass media money bitch.
#351, I'd just like to point out a few things, as I am a college student majoring in writing. First, you are correct, Twilight is extremely poorly written. It is mainly fluff. However, it is entertaining fluff. Second, Shakespeare copied most, if not all, of his plots from Greek and Roman writers. Third, Shakespeare was writing way before copyright existed. Fourth, all stories follow one or more of the 37 plots possible (this was proven by a mathematician and means that no author is 100% original in his/her work). Also, as a tip, next time you bash somebody's writing, it would be more effective if you used proper grammar and capitalization. As to everyone who is upset about Meyer's vampires sparkling, some legends of the Dearg-du, the ancient Celtic vampiric myth, state that the sun made this creature's skin glimmer like the water of a river. So, in other words, some vampires did sparkle, according to myth. To the OP, at least it won't last.
Nah, I don't like twilight but the only time I "trash" it is when Pro-Twilighters(including, sadly, several of my close friends) start to get all *Starry-eyed* about it. Have to get my stick out and knock some sense back into them before they float too far away, ya know? ;)
Okay, look, not all Twilight fans are the stupid screaming Robert Pattinson loving overboard retards that dump people for not being like Edward and shit like that. I happen to love the series, but I am in no regards thinking men should sparkle or that Robert Pattinson is THE man for me (especially since I hate his acting as the role of Edward). Actually I want to punch him in the face. Hard. And the Twilight hype annoys even me. It really takes the fun out of loving the series hearing about all the stupid "hardcore" fans. They are not hardcore, they're just posers. But anyway, don't put everyone into one category cause it's not true. As for the OP - Haha. Hilarious. Go take another shower with regular soap now, idiot.
@305 Wouldn't you rather become a decent author? One that doesn't result to butchering classic fiction? One who's idea of a faultless male isn't one that watches a girl who he doesn't know sleep? Perhaps one that checks their facts, and uses logic? There are many far greater and accomplished authors than Stephanie Meyer, by all means become an author, but don't choose her as an idol.
Just btw, in the books there is some decent literature. And the vampire in the sun effect is compared to the way ice or dimonds split light, it is not at all "sparkly". It actually sounded rather kool, and went well with the cold soulless image S.M. was trying to form of the vampires. In the movies tho, stupid as all hell. Just a freakin fail. It looked nothing like a giant diamond splitting light, it looked like he bathed in freakin glitter. And now you know:).
Twilight Is gay as fuck k? another thing do you think any one of us cares what your I.Q is? No! Get a life because honestly your life must be pretty sad if u waste you time reading twilight books and going at 10 o'clock waiting two hours and then watching a movie where all the actors suck! K? Thanks