By Bee - 31/08/2009 16:28 - United States

Today, I was taking a piss in a port-o-john and thought it would be a good idea to aim at a bee I saw buzzing around. The bee thought it would be a better idea to sting me on the knob. FML
I agree, your life sucks 10 360
You deserved it 91 734

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that bee was PISSED!

Why the hell would you aim at something other than the toilet in a port-a-john...I'm surprised you didn't piss all over yourself.

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Haha fyl. On the other hand - that poor bee. Ydi.

he does deserve it. why do most guys think that pissing all over everything is acceptable?

Why do you have to lie? Bees tend to fly away from fluid and not towards the source. Do your research the next time you want to make up a story...

who give a shit / if he makes up astory it was funny

I wish I was that bee.

I agree!!! I hate when you go into a bathroom and it's disgusting. YDI!

who the fuk uses the word "knob"??!!!

ydi for calling it a john

I thought it would be a good idea to press ydi

dude, yours and his aren't supposed to touch... it's wrong!

This should be the part where he packs it up and moves to another mobile toilet. lol

Does it look like you have an STD now?

Why the hell would you aim at something other than the toilet in a port-a-john...I'm surprised you didn't piss all over yourself.

That's true... It'd be like standing right up to a wall you threw a bouncy ball at.

that bee was PISSED!

you sir are a winner

I'll drink to that

Oh u see? U see what he did there?!!!

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you sir are an idiot

and you made a mess of the porta john for the next person. what an ass.

Shame poor bee had to die & the last "thing" that he saw was you! FHL indeed!

even worse, the OP's knob.

ay, r.I.p buzzy