By rapper in training - 11/02/2012 01:02 - United States

Today, I was taking a dump in a public toilet, when a guy in the next stall started drunkenly rapping. He kept trying to get me to rap along with him, eventually bashing the wall and threatening to bust my face in if I didn't. I soon found out I can rap to Slob On My Knob pretty well. FML
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Ithildyn 5

I never imagined "emergency rapping" would be a skill one would need to keep safe in life.... I stand corrected.

Still better then Kesha


Ithildyn 5

I never imagined "emergency rapping" would be a skill one would need to keep safe in life.... I stand corrected.

Ali_Br_fml 33

Wow, he had you rap while taking a a public toilet... Um... why the hell is some guy in another stall trying to make you rap with him as you take a dump??? Drunk or not... that's creepy.

Ali_Br_fml 33

Ok, I don't know how I managed to post this 2x, but here it is. Damn error page. Fml is worse on my computer than on my iPhone and cell phone apps...

leogirl95 12

18- Crazy shit happens when you are drunk. Just watch The Hangover.

skyeyez9 24

OP can put emergency rapping on his resume now.

MizzErikaHart 8

Op was scared shitless

shit in his toilet

judging by some of the bathrooms i've seen, the FML could have just been "Today, i had to take a dump in a public restroom, FML"

beebeeL 1

What the fuck lmfao

theten_fml 9

Don't worry about it OP that's how most rappers start out... Being forced to rap while on the throne.

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56 - that's my favorite song!

Pixxio_O 11

That, my friend, was bonding:')

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Just another day at the office...

Still better then Kesha

Anything is better than that dirty lookin chick

Not true I think Justin Bieber Miley Cyrus and Kesha are all tied for the worst "performers" ever

How was rebecca black not included. Seriously?

LiveLaughFML 10

Ke$ha is just a drunk version of Taylor Swift.

Well #25, I would bash Rebecca, but then I felt sorry for her once people sent death threats to her. That's a bit too far...

I still hate "friday" though.

i haven't listened to Friday, i'm too scared of having my IQ cut in half

57, But half of 0 is still 0. You're in the clear! I really didn't mean inner sarcastic jerk took over.

no offense taken

BFFs? *squeal* Seriously though, I don't understand the hate on Kesha. Shes no different to any other pop singer these days. The girl needs to stop singing about getting drunk and fucking things though, get a hobby or something jeez woman.

39 don't feel bad for her she has had a few concerts apparently

#37 I have never even considered sending death threats to her. Just suicide notes.

KiddNYC1O 20


That awkward moment when… ahhh fuck it

danni218 1

that's y u dnt take a dump in public bathrooms...

72- You're totally right. I think it's pretty obvious that you're supposed to shit in your pants.

kittySplash 0

Yah but this is funny as ever

perdix 29

I hope you didn't have to reenact the video with him. I've never seen it, but I imagine your project would involve blumpkins.

I demand to see lyrics !

SecretMe00 5

I agree! Lyrics! Lyrics! Lyrics!!!!

Whos got weiner breath? You! Got wiener breath, Cause you be sucking on ding-a-ling, Sucking on ding-a-ling, Slob on the nob like corn on the cob, Sucking on ding-a-ling!!! All of memory.

Idk if thats the true song, but it was in a very funny forward my cousin sent me

The "slob on my knob like corn on the cob" part is correct. I think it goes: Slob on my knob like corn on the cob Then get with me and do your job.

slob on my knob, like corn on the cob. check in with me, and do yo job. lay in the bed, and give me head. don't have to ask, don't have to beg...

Juicy is my name, sex is my game. Let's call the boys, let's run a train. Squeeze on ma nuts, lick on ma butt.......... That's as far as I can remember.

Shafreeka 8

The natural curly hair, please don't touch. Real name rover, I said bend over... I can't remember...

The_SkyCantLimit 5

C-C-C-Combo Breaker. (;

Zoh_Aubrey 8

...I started to knock, then came the odor. Smelled like mush, shoulda have a shush. I told her to stop and take a douche (dush) :3

Once she did that I didn't want the cat So I bounced out And never came back

Well I think even my grandma could rap to that beat

xXRazelleLuniiXx 9

Your grandma sounds like a boss.

The thought of my Grandmother (or yours!) doing that scares me.

Shit just got real

TunechiXXL 0

When keeping it real, goes wrong..... Bitch I keeps it REAL

Shafreeka 8

I love The Chappelle Show haha

TunechiXXL 0

Chappelle's show was hilarious, just like Nick Cannon, he's hilarious!

You do unspeakable things under pressure.

Trainwizard 1

You shouldve replied..."You're drunk and mean, your poop is green, I oughta punch you in the jeans." :-P

Love that song

jmashini 13

That's a song?

He brought out your inner talent. You should thank him and be proud of yourself!