By rapper in training - United States
Today, I was taking a dump in a public toilet, when a guy in the next stall started drunkenly rapping. He kept trying to get me to rap along with him, eventually bashing the wall and threatening to bust my face in if I didn't. I soon found out I can rap to Slob On My Knob pretty well. FML
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  Ali_Br_fml  |  33

Wow, he had you rap while taking a a public toilet... Um... why the hell is some guy in another stall trying to make you rap with him as you take a dump??? Drunk or not... that's creepy.

  Ali_Br_fml  |  33

Ok, I don't know how I managed to post this 2x, but here it is. Damn error page. Fml is worse on my computer than on my iPhone and cell phone apps...

  downtime  |  12

BFFs? *squeal*

Seriously though, I don't understand the hate on Kesha. Shes no different to any other pop singer these days. The girl needs to stop singing about getting drunk and fucking things though, get a hobby or something jeez woman.


Whos got weiner breath?
You! Got wiener breath,
Cause you be sucking on ding-a-ling,
Sucking on ding-a-ling,
Slob on the nob like corn on the cob,
Sucking on ding-a-ling!!!

All of memory.

  maskedman  |  9

The "slob on my knob like corn on the cob" part is correct.

I think it goes:
Slob on my knob like corn on the cob
Then get with me and do your job.

  jonriise18  |  3

Juicy is my name, sex is my game. Let's call the boys, let's run a train. Squeeze on ma nuts, lick on ma butt..........

That's as far as I can remember.