Today, I was supposed to go to Disneyland with my family, but I woke up with explosive diarrhea. So while they are at the happiest place on Earth, I'm stuck on this toilet left to imagine that the splash from my crap is a splash from splash mountain. FML
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shelboo_fml
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What a wonderful thing to imagine. PEPTO BISMOL
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ebbomega
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Sucks, but tbh I think Disneyland is a bit overrated. Splash Mountain is a 1-hour wait for a 5 minute ride. Not worth it, IMO.
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shelboo_fml
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What a wonderful thing to imagine. PEPTO BISMOL
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randomdude1234
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Meh. A simple anti-diarrheal like imodium would work fine. YDI for not using drugs. Also I think you mean Euro Disney. Because Disneyland is in California and it says you are from France.
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xxreikoxx
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Has it ever occurred to you that the OP's family might have taken a plane or three to GET to America? Not that it makes any sense...I call bull on it.
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yottskry
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Well done... apart from it's called "Disneyland Paris", as shown at www.disneylandparis.com
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lightuup
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no, go to disney world!!!!
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Moooooo_fml
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lol pwned :D
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ShMoReS_cOnTeSt
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Hhh
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ebbomega
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Sucks, but tbh I think Disneyland is a bit overrated. Splash Mountain is a 1-hour wait for a 5 minute ride. Not worth it, IMO.
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OPISDUMB
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Exactly. Disneyland is gay, get over it.
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B4SK3TB4IL
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sure is
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SarcasticUnicorn
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But splash mountain IS worth it. I love that ride.
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Freeze_fml
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Disneyland is about as exciting as that dump you're trying to take.
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him51772
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I dont thnk hes trying, pretty they dont got much choice xD
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metsrule64
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hahahahahaha
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pinktiger
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TOILETS ARE FUn
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lizzilla8297
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YDI for thinking DisneyLand is the best place ever.
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magentaballoon15
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No, he said "the happiest place on earth" and I'm pretty sure that's actually what they advertise themselves as.
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hoebiscuit
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hahahahahaha. sucks for your ass!
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lightburns
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I have IBS or something, I dunno. But all I can say to you is: Immodium.
FYL though ):
FYL though ):
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Bertha5
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they left u sad? saadd.
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padlarf
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You'd sit around to hear him have his diarrhea?
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devendra_fml
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the way this is phrased makes it sound like you're writing this from your toilet. which, um, not sure how i feel about that.
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AboveTheRest
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so what? you can't just sit there all day on the toilet doing nothing.
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soozjw
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That really sucks, but this really made me laugh. Hope you feel better soon.
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Wii624
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Awww :( I feel so bad for you! Splash mountain is the best!