By onthetoilet - 04/01/2010 22:20 - France

Today, I was supposed to go to Disneyland with my family, but I woke up with explosive diarrhea. So while they are at the happiest place on Earth, I'm stuck on this toilet left to imagine that the splash from my crap is a splash from splash mountain. FML
I agree, your life sucks 34 507
You deserved it 3 307
Health
Previous FML Next FML

Add a comment

You must be logged in to be able to post comments!

Create my account Sign in

Top comments

shelboo_fml 0
Send a private message

What a wonderful thing to imagine. PEPTO BISMOL

28 1
Reply Report
ebbomega 0
Send a private message

Sucks, but tbh I think Disneyland is a bit overrated. Splash Mountain is a 1-hour wait for a 5 minute ride. Not worth it, IMO.

24 3
Reply Report
Next

Comments

shelboo_fml 0
Send a private message

What a wonderful thing to imagine. PEPTO BISMOL

28 1
Reply Report
randomdude1234 0
Send a private message

Meh. A simple anti-diarrheal like imodium would work fine. YDI for not using drugs. Also I think you mean Euro Disney. Because Disneyland is in California and it says you are from France.

1 4
Reply Report
xxreikoxx 31
Send a private message

Has it ever occurred to you that the OP's family might have taken a plane or three to GET to America? Not that it makes any sense...I call bull on it.

4 0
Reply Report
yottskry 0
Send a private message

Well done... apart from it's called "Disneyland Paris", as shown at www.disneylandparis.com

2 0
Reply Report
lightuup 0
Send a private message

no, go to disney world!!!!

3 0
Reply Report
ebbomega 0
Send a private message

Sucks, but tbh I think Disneyland is a bit overrated. Splash Mountain is a 1-hour wait for a 5 minute ride. Not worth it, IMO.

24 3
Reply Report
OPISDUMB 0
Send a private message

Exactly. Disneyland is gay, get over it.

4 13
Reply Report
SarcasticUnicorn 9
Send a private message

But splash mountain IS worth it. I love that ride.

1 3
Reply Report
Freeze_fml 16
Send a private message

Disneyland is about as exciting as that dump you're trying to take.

7 3
Reply Report
him51772 0
Send a private message

I dont thnk hes trying, pretty they dont got much choice xD

0 0
Reply Report
pinktiger 0
Send a private message

TOILETS ARE FUn

3 1
Reply Report
lizzilla8297 2
Send a private message

YDI for thinking DisneyLand is the best place ever.

0 2
Reply Report
magentaballoon15 8
Send a private message

No, he said "the happiest place on earth" and I'm pretty sure that's actually what they advertise themselves as.

1 0
Reply Report
hoebiscuit 0
Send a private message

hahahahahaha. sucks for your ass!

0 5
Reply Report
lightburns 10
Send a private message

I have IBS or something, I dunno. But all I can say to you is: Immodium. FYL though ):

2 1
Reply Report
Bertha5 0
Send a private message

they left u sad? saadd.

1 3
Reply Report
padlarf 14
Send a private message

You'd sit around to hear him have his diarrhea?

1 0
Reply Report
devendra_fml 0
Send a private message

the way this is phrased makes it sound like you're writing this from your toilet. which, um, not sure how i feel about that.

6 0
Reply Report
AboveTheRest 6
Send a private message

so what? you can't just sit there all day on the toilet doing nothing.

6 0
Reply Report
soozjw 2
Send a private message

That really sucks, but this really made me laugh. Hope you feel better soon.

1 0
Reply Report
Wii624 5
Send a private message

Awww :( I feel so bad for you! Splash mountain is the best!

0 0
Reply Report
Next