FML : Today, I was supposed to go to Disneyland with my family, but I woke up with explosive diarrhea. So while they are at the happiest place on Earth, I'm...

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Today, I was supposed to go to Disneyland with my family, but I woke up with explosive diarrhea. So while they are at the happiest place on Earth, I'm stuck on this toilet left to imagine that the splash from my crap is a splash from splash mountain. FML

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By onthetoilet / Monday 4 January 2010 22:20 / France

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By shelboo_fml | 0

#755494 - Tuesday 5 January 2010 1:02

What a wonderful thing to imagine. PEPTO BISMOL

By ebbomega | 0

#755502 - Tuesday 5 January 2010 1:03

Sucks, but tbh I think Disneyland is a bit overrated. Splash Mountain is a 1-hour wait for a 5 minute ride. Not worth it, IMO.

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By shelboo_fml | 0

#755494 - Tuesday 5 January 2010 1:02

What a wonderful thing to imagine. PEPTO BISMOL

randomdude1234 | 0

#756907 - Tuesday 5 January 2010 18:29

Meh. A simple anti-diarrheal like imodium would work fine. YDI for not using drugs. Also I think you mean Euro Disney. Because Disneyland is in California and it says you are from France.

xxreikoxx | 31

#757077 - Tuesday 5 January 2010 20:30

Has it ever occurred to you that the OP's family might have taken a plane or three to GET to America? Not that it makes any sense...I call bull on it.

yottskry | 0

#768351 - Monday 11 January 2010 17:30

Well done... apart from it's called "Disneyland Paris", as shown at www.disneylandparis.com

lightuup | 0

#966503 - Tuesday 23 March 2010 2:44

no, go to disney world!!!!

Moooooo_fml | 0

#979733 - Wednesday 14 April 2010 10:26

lol pwned :D

ShMoReS_cOnTeSt | 0

#3542639 - Friday 4 November 2011 22:45

Hhh

By ebbomega | 0

#755502 - Tuesday 5 January 2010 1:03

Sucks, but tbh I think Disneyland is a bit overrated. Splash Mountain is a 1-hour wait for a 5 minute ride. Not worth it, IMO.

OPISDUMB | 0

#755560 - Tuesday 5 January 2010 1:25

Exactly. Disneyland is gay, get over it.

B4SK3TB4IL | 0

#1385929 - Saturday 11 September 2010 4:41

sure is

SarcasticUnicorn | 9

#4823131 - Thursday 16 August 2012 22:27

But splash mountain IS worth it. I love that ride.

By Freeze_fml | 16

#755504 - Tuesday 5 January 2010 1:03

Disneyland is about as exciting as that dump you're trying to take.

him51772 | 0

#755830 - Tuesday 5 January 2010 3:32

I dont thnk hes trying, pretty they dont got much choice xD

metsrule64 | 0

#913680 - Thursday 4 March 2010 12:09

hahahahahaha

By pinktiger | 0

#755506 - Tuesday 5 January 2010 1:04

TOILETS ARE FUn

lizzilla8297 | 2

#1028403 - Saturday 12 June 2010 5:53

YDI for thinking DisneyLand is the best place ever.

magentaballoon15 | 8

#2731802 - Tuesday 21 June 2011 19:17

No, he said "the happiest place on earth" and I'm pretty sure that's actually what they advertise themselves as.

By hoebiscuit | 0

#755514 - Tuesday 5 January 2010 1:06

hahahahahaha. sucks for your ass!

By lightburns | 10

#755523 - Tuesday 5 January 2010 1:08

I have IBS or something, I dunno. But all I can say to you is: Immodium.

FYL though ):

By Bertha5 | 0

#755529 - Tuesday 5 January 2010 1:09

they left u sad? saadd.

padlarf | 14

#755542 - Tuesday 5 January 2010 1:17

You'd sit around to hear him have his diarrhea?

By devendra_fml | 0

#755559 - Tuesday 5 January 2010 1:24

the way this is phrased makes it sound like you're writing this from your toilet. which, um, not sure how i feel about that.

AboveTheRest | 6

#1063393 - Sunday 4 July 2010 22:28

so what? you can't just sit there all day on the toilet doing nothing.

By soozjw | 2

#755572 - Tuesday 5 January 2010 1:29

That really sucks, but this really made me laugh. Hope you feel better soon.

By Wii624 | 5

#755573 - Tuesday 5 January 2010 1:29

Awww :( I feel so bad for you! Splash mountain is the best!

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