By onthetoilet - 04/01/2010 22:20 - France

Today, I was supposed to go to Disneyland with my family, but I woke up with explosive diarrhea. So while they are at the happiest place on Earth, I'm stuck on this toilet left to imagine that the splash from my crap is a splash from splash mountain. FML
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What a wonderful thing to imagine. PEPTO BISMOL

Sucks, but tbh I think Disneyland is a bit overrated. Splash Mountain is a 1-hour wait for a 5 minute ride. Not worth it, IMO.

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What a wonderful thing to imagine. PEPTO BISMOL

Meh. A simple anti-diarrheal like imodium would work fine. YDI for not using drugs. Also I think you mean Euro Disney. Because Disneyland is in California and it says you are from France.

Has it ever occurred to you that the OP's family might have taken a plane or three to GET to America? Not that it makes any sense...I call bull on it.

Well done... apart from it's called "Disneyland Paris", as shown at www.disneylandparis.com

no, go to disney world!!!!

Sucks, but tbh I think Disneyland is a bit overrated. Splash Mountain is a 1-hour wait for a 5 minute ride. Not worth it, IMO.

Exactly. Disneyland is gay, get over it.

But splash mountain IS worth it. I love that ride.

Disneyland is about as exciting as that dump you're trying to take.

I dont thnk hes trying, pretty they dont got much choice xD

TOILETS ARE FUn

YDI for thinking DisneyLand is the best place ever.

No, he said "the happiest place on earth" and I'm pretty sure that's actually what they advertise themselves as.

hahahahahaha. sucks for your ass!

I have IBS or something, I dunno. But all I can say to you is: Immodium. FYL though ):

they left u sad? saadd.

You'd sit around to hear him have his diarrhea?

the way this is phrased makes it sound like you're writing this from your toilet. which, um, not sure how i feel about that.

so what? you can't just sit there all day on the toilet doing nothing.

That really sucks, but this really made me laugh. Hope you feel better soon.

Awww :( I feel so bad for you! Splash mountain is the best!