By Pixel - 10/11/2014 09:10 - Canada - Castlegar

Today, I was supposed to go in for a polygraph test as part of the hiring process to be a cop, but I was so nervous that I couldn't sleep. Finally two hours before the exam, I fell into a deep sleep, so deep that I slept through all my alarms. Worst part: I couldn't lie about sleeping in. FML
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Randyrhoads1994 11
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Everyone gets nervous, I'm sure you could explain that you were nervous and you didn't sleep well.

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devildog562 33
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Explain to them the situation. Ace the polygraph and go be a civil servant my friend. Kind of sucks, hope things work out op.

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quickit 24
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Sleeping on the job?

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Randyrhoads1994 11
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Everyone gets nervous, I'm sure you could explain that you were nervous and you didn't sleep well.

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MeanBeagle 22
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unless your test giver is your current wife.

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Soloman212 28
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Then they'd know he's telling the truth.. On top of that, whether or not they were his current wife, they'd know he's telling the truth since they're administering a polygraph test.

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Adeptus_Astartes 22
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@8 I didn't read anywhere in the FML about his wife being involved at all, or that he even had a wife. That comment was completely random.

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redpanda39 10
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@17, 8 was replying to 6's comment, so not really random at all.

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Adeptus_Astartes 22
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@22 Ok, so both their comments are completely random.

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fuckedPriceless 17
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@23 only #6 was random. #8 was relevant in that he was responding to someone.

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devildog562 33
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Explain to them the situation. Ace the polygraph and go be a civil servant my friend. Kind of sucks, hope things work out op.

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PennyLane27 32
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Hopefully op will be a c-op soon :)

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pipipiyo 12
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I hate it when that happens. At times like those is when sleeping pills come in handy.

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Sariasprincy 7
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Until you sleep through all your alarms and miss your poly....

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thanks_guys 14
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I'm sure if you just explain it they'll understand. This has probably happened a lot, but it still sucks

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WooHooBar 10

YDI For that horrid spelling of supposed!

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Narayan96 13
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Oo a fellow British Columbian, and that totally sucks they should understand since sleep is godly ^_^

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BubbleGrunge 18

It wasn't a lie, though; you did sleep in and right through your alarm.

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somewizdom 15
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Sleeping in out of anxiety is pretty understandable. It's not like you were high and couldn't lie about it.

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worldclassrager 39
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Can that be postponed and done later?

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