Today, I was suffering from a persistant, irritating itch on my butthole. Worried, I took a picture with my iPhone to get an idea of what was causing said itch. I never found the source, but my Mum and grandmother did, on the iPad. Thanks, Photo Stream. FML
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RadPenny
| 6
Oh Apple :)
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deviable
| 9
Why not just use a mirror?
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RadPenny
| 6
Oh Apple :)
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urdirtyolduncle
| 15
The iCloud. The more evil cousin of auto correct. Apple's army is growing.
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laynethetrain
| 0
did they like the pic OP?
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wierdos_rule
| 0
Well, I hope you come up with an interest
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blackheart24
| 10
Haha picture that conversation.
Mom: "Hey what does this look like to you?" *Zooms in.
Grandma: "Hang on let me get my glasses... Dearie, I believe that is a butthole."
GASP
Mom: "Hey what does this look like to you?" *Zooms in.
Grandma: "Hang on let me get my glasses... Dearie, I believe that is a butthole."
GASP
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wierdos_rule
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-ing explanation. (sorry, the comment automatically posted mid-word)
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omarzrgz
| 3
Anyone else checked if their photo stream was off?
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ArcadePie
| 10
I hate when i go to bed with an itchy bumhole and wake up with smelly fingers :(
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koolkat27
| 13
90- we didnt need to know that much about you and your hobbies...
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ohboyfml22
| 0
Bumhole :)
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Feklfekl2222
| 32
When op has explained this to his mum she will never ask to borrow his phone again.
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MelTheGreat
| 23
You look like Khloe Kardashian.
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thebeautybleeds
| 17
76- no, but I felt extremely glad I don't have it.
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hwkfan1
| 10
Looks like he just got, puts on glasses.... Buttfucked!
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Feklfekl2222
| 32
129- in what way does my comment lead you to infer I don't read much? I was referring to the fact that he is probably going to have to explain to his mother and grandmother why he was taking a photo of his arsehole and that his mother is never going to want to touch something that has been that close to his anus.
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LunaDragon
| 10
That's Nasty, Fuck your mum and grandmother lives for having to see that.
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thejewishfuhrer
| 17
That's a tad bit harsh considering they didn't do anything, don't you think?
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tellithowitis
| 13
He never said that they did anything...
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MattZAX
| 8
True that.
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MigraineurOfLife
| 15
Well, I'm sure both mum & grandmum have seen it before when changing his/her diaper. Actually seen worse I'm sure! ~smirks~
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ThatLSUFan
| 4
O that's just nasty "Cleveland voice"
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JiggaJayZ
| 16
So that's what you do in your spare time... ;)
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Old_Man_Jenkins
| 0
....
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danishbagel
| 3
That would be 'h' in Morse code :P
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hubla
| 0
Actually it's an A
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taekwondogirl987
| 0
Don't be creepy...
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danishbagel
| 3
A would be .-
I learned Morse on the plane ride home from when my family went to Jamaica :P
I learned Morse on the plane ride home from when my family went to Jamaica :P
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Marcella1016
| 31
What productive use of your time, 131.
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Dracoboxer357
| 35
Actually 138, I think that really Was a productive use of 131's time:
He chose to learn a new skill while just sitting on a plane with nothing better to do, while most people sleep, watch a movie, flip through a sports magazine or make idle chit-chat, at best. :)
He chose to learn a new skill while just sitting on a plane with nothing better to do, while most people sleep, watch a movie, flip through a sports magazine or make idle chit-chat, at best. :)
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asoptavlo14
| 6
To bad it's 151..
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DatDudeChrisR
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Yea you signed up for iCloud n pic share tells you it shares. You deserve that for sure
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SignUpisntcool
| 3
There's a lot of technology fml's today.
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MrsPegg
| 45
Because so many idiots use it without knowing all it's functions or considering any negative possibilities. Let this be an example kids: Think before you use technology! ... This is totally random and has nothing to do with the FML, but for real though, geotagging is a bitch, especially when you're trying to keep a low-profile.
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yahoowizard
| 16
Yeah 135! FML would be a lot better without the internet and the gadgets and the technology. (yes, I do realize it)
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Flarfignewton
| 4
You may want to turn it on airplane mode next time...
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wisese
| 0
....or just turn off the photo share option, which is much easier without limiting the phone capabilities.
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monkeywrench1
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22 - if you turn off photo sharing it will remove photos from your phone that you may took with your other devices.
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eilonwylovegood
| 8
I only take photos from my iPhone and camera.
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Egao_fml
| 8
Well duh! YDI for not thinking ahead ;)
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niznor99
| 6
I bet you do it too. O.o
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krad204
| 21
Well, now you know not do do that, it could've been worse... You could've sent it to everyone you know.
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monkeywrench1
| 10
Not unless you sharing your apple ID with everyone you know.
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deviable
| 9
Why not just use a mirror?
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Awsumuzzie
| 12
Oh, the app!? Great idea but I don't think op knew about the app. (jk)
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jtthegr8
| 26
Because that would make too much sense
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DKjazz
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You can't tag yourself in a mirror.
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hayyyyleyyyybaby_fml
| 14
why not just wipe your ass when you shit? maybe op gave that up for lent..
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Janelle561
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I'm sorry but that's gross. You should've went to the doctors instead of having people see your ass.
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MiniNyn
| 5
Uh, it wasn't intentionally shared. OP apparently forgot it would share the pic.
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Honestly_Lainey
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10- doctors aren't considered people in your mind?
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THE_A_TEEN
| 27
Yes #34, but it's actually fact. Doctor's aren't people, they're inter-dimensional demons. DocBastard is one when he told me some time ago. He'll deny it if you ask him though.
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DocBastard
| 38
I'm sorry, I was in another dimension when I felt my name being mentio...I mean, um...I was in the other room when I overheard something...
You will remember nothing of this. *waves hand*
You will remember nothing of this. *waves hand*
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Janelle561
| 0
Well yeah, but why have people on photostream see it when a doctor can?
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justsomgirl
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People don't generally run to a doctor as soon as something itches. Most people will rationally try and see if it's something that actually requires a doctor's attention which is what the OP was doing. He didn't think anybody but himself would see the picture.
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MigraineurOfLife
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You see, it's like this, They never meant to... Oh nevermind - go back to sleep. :P"
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SPAIDZ
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Or just wash your ass
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dkaiser24
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The doctor would have seen his ass