FML : Today, I was stung by a wasp. Startled, I stumbled and grabbed a nearby tree branch to regain my balance. The branch happened to be the location of the...

Today, I was stung by a wasp. Startled, I stumbled and grabbed a nearby tree branch to regain my balance. The branch happened to be the location of the wasp's nest, which fell to the ground and split open. The wasps weren't happy. FML

I agree, your life sucks

You deserved it

By Anonymous / Sunday 4 October 2015 23:34 / United States - San Francisco

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By lex1459 | 38

#6427408 - Monday 5 October 2015 10:43

I think that wasps as a species are the biggest assholes on the planet.

By asdadfhowrh | 23

#6427434 - Monday 5 October 2015 11:52

wasp happening with you?

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By lex1459 | 38

#6427408 - Monday 5 October 2015 10:43

I think that wasps as a species are the biggest assholes on the planet.

TheCookieComet | 23

#6427432 - Monday 5 October 2015 11:49

Yes, wasps are assholes but mosquitos are worse.

DoomedGemini | 37

#6427570 - Monday 5 October 2015 16:20

Mosquitoes are annoying and I hate them, but they only itch. Wasps hurt, sting multiple times, and also alert other wasps to come attack you.

julia2750 | 11

#6427622 - Monday 5 October 2015 18:01

Sounds like my neighbourhood

Wiringify | 22

#6427705 - Monday 5 October 2015 20:19

#1 What about humans though?

remometol | 16

#6427712 - Monday 5 October 2015 20:28

Jellyfish. Dead wasps can still sting you, but jellyfish can even keep moving with the current. I don't even know the difference between a live jellyfish and a dead one.

Iamnotfat | 16

#6427861 - Tuesday 6 October 2015 0:02

Mosquitoes transfer diseases which kill you. I'd rather be stung than get a deadly disease.

fmlperson8264 | 16

#6427940 - Tuesday 6 October 2015 2:14

I wish if they didn't exist.

lex1459 | 38

#6428142 - Tuesday 6 October 2015 10:29

#30 you're very right. I've actually been stung by a dead jellyfish. The stinger must've ripped off or something, but it wrapped around my ankle and it hurt like hell. But wasps are still worse.

By bdun4 | 18

#6427409 - Monday 5 October 2015 10:43

Sounds painful. Hope you are ok OP

By aimbug | 42

#6427410 - Monday 5 October 2015 10:45

This is why people and wasps can't be friends. Hope you're feeling better Op!

By iwanttogotoparis | 26

#6427411 - Monday 5 October 2015 10:45

Hope you aren't allergic, get well soon

By maddie_xo | 21

#6427412 - Monday 5 October 2015 10:48

Imagining the pain is just terrible

By lavapants | 15

#6427419 - Monday 5 October 2015 11:14

Torch them I hate wasps almost as much as I hate mosquitos.

By JohnForge | 13

#6427423 - Monday 5 October 2015 11:23

Not necessarily wasps as the biggest assholes in the world, sometimes humans are to each other.

tantanpanda | 26

#6428101 - Tuesday 6 October 2015 8:19

I'm more afraid of a wasp than a human, tbh. When you back off, those fuckers get closer. Got stung on the head once for doing absolutely nothing. go figure.