By Anonymous - 16/07/2013 07:10 - Australia - Albert Park

Today, I was stumbling down the street due to arthritic pain, when I accidentally bumped into a man. He turned and yelled, "Watch it, you clumsy, ugly bitch", to which I apologised and told him about my arthritis. He stared at me in confusion, then said, "Well, you're still ugly", and walked off. FML
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Someone is off their meds. I hope he gets arthritis later in life. Karma ftw

Wizardo 33

What a prick, he should've just apologised and be done with it. The amount of unreasonable and idiotic, rude people in this world pisses me off.


Someone is off their meds. I hope he gets arthritis later in life. Karma ftw

Well... He's still a dick.

klovemachine 24

the man needs a serious flogging :-D

Thats horrible!

KittyKillsalot 7

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Varieus 30

If you knew it was going to be bad joke, why say it in the first place?

I feel like those are the type of people that think saying it less funny makes it more funny... But... No :/

jman26 11

You are the weakest link. Goodbye.

Maybe he was trying to lighten the mood

That wasn't even remotely close to funny.

And he's still an asshat.

JTHomer 13


Sorry, that was a pretty old FML reference.

And the worlds #1 douchebag is...

Summer's eve. Is that right?

Yo imma letchu finish....but Kanye West is the biggest Douchebag of all time. Of all time!

Gonna have to go with Chris Brown on that one.

Wizardo 33

What a prick, he should've just apologised and be done with it. The amount of unreasonable and idiotic, rude people in this world pisses me off.

CookieLovesBoo 16

There's many of those on this site .

Obey_StudBoii 23

Apologized* P.S. I'm an idiot.

33 - Both spellings are correct. One is preferred in North America the other is preferred in the rest of the English-speaking world.

Yet another American who think their country is the centre of the world. Oops or should I say center*, another idiot is bound to follow me up on that one.

It's not that we think we're the "centre of the world", some of us are just really uneducated & don't know that there is a difference between UK standardized English & our Americanized English. It really has nothing to do with arrogance. It's lack of education for some commenters. Plus, not all of us are like that, 37.

37, I think it's kinda unfair to stereotype Americans like that. Not all of us are ethnocentric.

#37, I am not saying that you're wrong, but I am saying that a large amount of Americans have done things to leave their mark on their generation and many more to come. When you think about it, always calling Americans stupid without getting a second judgement is a bit ironic, considering how arrogant it actually makes you look.

JTHomer 13

Most Americans don't think their country is the center of the world. Just a select few individuals who were never raised with the opportunities of others and grew up in heavily biased environments. Most Americans (I'm Canadian, btw) are just like an average citizen found anywhere. Just like how most citizens in "the rest of the english speaking world"^ use apologise and the people in North America dont, you can't judge them because one person of that culture acted that way. It would be like a North American saying, "oh look, a snobby Brit who ridicules other countries for being ignorant well they themselves are arrogant", because they happened to meet some douchebag British guy one day. That might be the case with a few extremist patriots however id assume most Brits dont look down on everyone. Or Id hope not.

Although without idiots how could we realize we are just as dumb. Without idiots there would be no intellectual people out there.

First off, read my comment... I'm saying he thinks it's the centre of the world not all Americans. The 'yet another' was because this is the millionth time I've seen people like that on the Internet. And I don't know where you pulled arrogant from my comment?

I know Canadians who think we're the center of the world, Australians who think it too, people from all reaches in Europe who think they are the center too. China has people like that too. Guess what, any land occupied by human life form has some individual who thinks the universe revolves around them. Sorry just sick of the USA always being singled out lol. Have a nice day.

I didn't pull arrogant from your comment, your comment was just extremely arrogant.

Well karma is gonna get that asshole op and in the mean time hope you feel better.

tsent8 15

And he's still the biggest douche I have ever heard of.

Probably besides Kim Kardashian's

What the fuck. That's so incredibly inconsiderate, sorry OP.

stepymac 15

What an ass

Why are people always so quick to swear? I would not have apologised