FML : Today, I was studying for a final when I noticed all I had was a blue highlighter. I decided to drive to the store to get a yellow one. On the way there,...

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Today, I was studying for a final when I noticed all I had was a blue highlighter. I decided to drive to the store to get a yellow one. On the way there, I got $200 worth of traffic tickets for not stopping at a stop sign. I basically spent $200 because I prefer yellow highlighters over blue. FML

I agree, your life sucks

You deserved it

By Noname - / Thursday 12 March 2009 00:09 / United States

Money

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By af_fml | 0

#27958 - Thursday 12 March 2009 09:11

That is a fucked up idea of causality. You got a ticket because you failed to obey the law, the highlighters had nothing to do with it.

By horyo | 0

#27946 - Thursday 12 March 2009 09:05

You probably should have obeyed Traffic laws than worry about petty things. You could have hurt someone.

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By horyo | 0

#27946 - Thursday 12 March 2009 09:05

You probably should have obeyed Traffic laws than worry about petty things. You could have hurt someone.

w12345 | 2

#991548 - Thursday 13 May 2010 04:23

sounds like procrastination to me! nice work

pwincessa23 | 1

#1197215 - Friday 6 August 2010 07:25

ydi cuz blue us WAY better. ha

candygirl98 | 0

#1768742 - Monday 29 November 2010 05:00

lmfao!!! ya blue is WAY better!!! blue zebra refrigerator!!!! #93 you are now my favorite

alliewillie | 22

#4256190 - Wednesday 4 April 2012 02:41

You didn't get $200 in traffic tickets because you prefer yellow highlighters. You got the ticket because you stupidly ran a stop sign and could have hurt someone.

By af_fml | 0

#27958 - Thursday 12 March 2009 09:11

That is a fucked up idea of causality. You got a ticket because you failed to obey the law, the highlighters had nothing to do with it.

dancer81 | 0

#1189313 - Wednesday 4 August 2010 08:15

agreed

isaiaha11 | 2

#1225868 - Thursday 12 August 2010 03:26

agreed

Lucidium | 0

#1475720 - Thursday 30 September 2010 07:45

agreed.

HairyPunisher | 27

#4342371 - Monday 23 April 2012 05:12

agreed

DaniPandi | 22

#5545111 - Friday 21 June 2013 10:03

agreed

Fireashes250 | 16

#5596366 - Wednesday 24 July 2013 08:46

Agreed

DippinGrizzly907 | 27

#5849186 - Wednesday 5 February 2014 08:26

agreed

alphabetta | 23

#5886856 - Sunday 16 March 2014 10:05

C-C-C-COMBO BREAKER! Sorry, but I had to.

By silversar59 | 0

#27966 - Thursday 12 March 2009 09:17

you must be from california.

By alex_vik | 0

#27988 - Thursday 12 March 2009 09:41

Maybe you should stop at stop signs? It's not like you needed the highlighters to save a life or something.

By Claeric | 0

#27989 - Thursday 12 March 2009 09:42

You actually paid 200 dollars for blatantly breaking the law. It had nothing to do with highlighters.

By Bauer_fml | 0

#28001 - Thursday 12 March 2009 10:04

Today, I went to fmylife.com to read about other people's screwed up lives only to find that half of the stories were fake and the other half people doing highly stupid things trying to get sympathy from internet strangers. FML

qwerty8788 | 4

#1632635 - Sunday 31 October 2010 04:41

faggy picture

AhtnamasYerg | 0

#1998602 - Sunday 23 January 2011 06:58

Agreed! This site is quickly losing its appeal.

By FuzzMonkey09 | 0

#28003 - Thursday 12 March 2009 10:07

Next time, just use the damn blue highlighter! The words will still show. You are not gonna die from lack of yellow highlighter.

By 30days | 0

#28011 - Thursday 12 March 2009 10:28

In Jersey I got a ticket for not stopping at a stop sign and it was only $80 so that sucks, but still, just use the blue highlighter.

By amandarocks04 | 0

#28013 - Thursday 12 March 2009 10:31

If you prefer yellow highlighters over blue, then why wouldn't you keep a yellow one at your house, and why would you even have a blue one in the first place. It's not the highlighters fault you ran a stop sign. It's yours. You running the stop sign has nothing to do with the highlights. That's just you being a careless drive.

By killface_fml | 0

#28014 - Thursday 12 March 2009 10:32

Today, my roommate was playing 80's music, which pisses me off. So I killed him. Now I'm going up against murder charges. So, basically, I'm going to jail because I don't like 80's music. FML moron.