You probably should have obeyed Traffic laws than worry about petty things. You could have hurt someone.

That is a fucked up idea of causality. You got a ticket because you failed to obey the law, the highlighters had nothing to do with it.

you must be from california.

Maybe you should stop at stop signs? It's not like you needed the highlighters to save a life or something.

You actually paid 200 dollars for blatantly breaking the law. It had nothing to do with highlighters.

Today, I went to fmylife.com to read about other people's screwed up lives only to find that half of the stories were fake and the other half people doing highly stupid things trying to get sympathy from internet strangers. FML

Next time, just use the damn blue highlighter! The words will still show. You are not gonna die from lack of yellow highlighter.

In Jersey I got a ticket for not stopping at a stop sign and it was only $80 so that sucks, but still, just use the blue highlighter.

If you prefer yellow highlighters over blue, then why wouldn't you keep a yellow one at your house, and why would you even have a blue one in the first place. It's not the highlighters fault you ran a stop sign. It's yours. You running the stop sign has nothing to do with the highlights. That's just you being a careless drive.

Today, my roommate was playing 80's music, which pisses me off. So I killed him. Now I'm going up against murder charges. So, basically, I'm going to jail because I don't like 80's music. FML moron.