what.the.fuck?

what a jerk

well if he said that, he obviously had a reason to. you were probably tipsy and drinking the night away. you're going to be a married woman soon, bro, I hope you're not going to do that when you have children too. YDI.

I agree 34

I'm not even mad that's amazing

leave him while you can.!

So being married means you can't drink anymore? That's about the dumbest thing I've ever heard. The hangover sucks but sometimes it's fun to let loose. Not the end of the world

ahaha that's so funny.

77, no one said you can't drink while you're married, but if the girl spent her day in a toilet, that means she was drinking excessively. and you shouldn't be doing that if youre married, engaged or have children because when you're under the influence of alcohol things doesn't always end up pretty =)

Your husband has a great sense of humor. that's what you get for drinking. YDI

59, I concur. For those who marked 59 down. I take it you don't know how abusive relationships progress.

I drink because I'm married.

Marriage is love. Love is blind. Therefore marriage is an institution for the blind.

mature successful people dont waste their time getting drunk. if you need to be drunk in order to have a good time maybe you need some new friends or something.

the fuck? this changed from a joke to an irresponsible person to abuse? I call feminazi

^#123.

I agree, sounds like he is severely lacking in both brains and class.

that's some mighty husband you have their good luck

from the one that looks like rebecca black lol

#1 beat him up for her, since u r such a badass and play contact sports.

@167 then they go well together dont they?

lol i shouldve done that to my bf when he used to drink that badly that sounds like something stewie would do to lois

drinking and being married have nothing to do with each other. it's her choice.

your stupid

Exactly what I said

59 get out.

*insert inane first comment here* "That sucks".

hahaha

mwahahaha ydi for drinking so much u vomit!

lmao he's amazing. YDI for drinking like an idiot.

I think puking all day was a good enough punishment, she didn't deserve to get her head shoved in a toilet too.

girl gotta learn a lesson, he said it!

what the...

Fuck? Hell? Fish? Come on, don't leave us all in suspense!

win^

what the BROWN . ohh kootra ilu

Well, it probably will. You should still punish him though.

Think of it this way: he is just trying to help you not get sick.

Right... She could easily get the stomach flu or worse if any of that toilet water got into her mouth... Is the OP's fiance a twelve-year-old boy? Kick his judgmental ass.

I dont think toilet water is any different than regular water until you "put" stuff in it. I could be wrong though.

yes you are wrong. unless you were to clean your toilet every time you use it you have particles of feces and urine still in it and YES that can make you ill. do you drink out of your toilet when you're out of bottled water?

My toilets are always super clean but I would never put my face where asses go. I'd rather throw up outside or even in my garbage disposal. Toilet water always slashes up. I'd get even sicker than I already am if that happened.

^^ lol at 0 out of 69 fmls posted XD

every time you flush the toilet, you send airborne shit/piss particles flying throughout quite a range of air, including into your face, toothbrush, etc. your body has probably already produced antibodies to fend prevent most viruses carried. I'm guessing MOST of whatever has been in there has been in her body already, via ingestion or from husband's contact. voila! immunity for life :) (bleach toilet after company?)

let's remove that extra fend there

well did you learn your lesson???

dude he was totally wasted, who does that?

then dudet.... I think

hahaha I would've done the same!

I hope u learned your lesson