Today, I was strolling past an old women when from behind she called "can you help me get the rest of the groceries out of the car?" I approached the car, and helped her un-load bags. She began hitting me, screaming "SOMEONE IS STEALING MY THINGS". She was actually asking her son in the car. FML
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Darling_Cherry
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Hilarious. That'll teach you to make yourself useful!
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Calaura9
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You sound like a sweet guy. I love sweet innocent guys... mmmmmm....
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Darling_Cherry
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Hilarious. That'll teach you to make yourself useful!
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iflylo01
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very witty comment, i love it.
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FenderYK
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That reminds me of the time I saw Spy-Kids 3D. I was really excited to see it, but then at the ticket counter I realized I forgot my wallet in the car. So I ran into the car, got my ticket and watched Spy Kids :)
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timtam24
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wth?
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LewJH
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HAHAH.
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jennayyycx3
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ahhahahaha
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22jrdn55
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# 24 how is this even related?
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michael32123
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#24 is an epic win
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Sista92359
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I don't get it
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joHnnycsU
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Did she even look at you?
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Calaura9
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You sound like a sweet guy. I love sweet innocent guys... mmmmmm....
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foXiekatt
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i agreee, very sweet & gentleman of u.
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angel55033
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throwing yourself at a guy for his fml , lol wow
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scifi
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Shoulda made eye contact. But didn't she notice you were putting the stuff in her car?
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caticaticati
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It says she asked for whoever to help take groceries OUT of the car, unless it was a typo and OP meant cart. Or if I missed the 't' the few times I reread it.
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GreenAlbatross
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At least there are some gentlemen left in the world. Even if her son isn't one of them.
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maplebaby
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I agree, gentlemen these days are few and far between...she should have been a little more understanding.
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itschris
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6th!! lOl sikee fyl tho
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Casualt1234
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dun dun dun... the plot thickens!
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redbluegreen
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Well certainly you CAN but COULD you? (;
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Scorpitarrius
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If you ride away from this scenario in a police cruiser, now THAT is a true FML.
That still sucks though.
That still sucks though.
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Player_Three
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No good deed is left unpunished...