By LGFLIPSTER - 31/08/2009 03:32 - Canada

Today, I was strolling past an old women when from behind she called "can you help me get the rest of the groceries out of the car?" I approached the car, and helped her un-load bags. She began hitting me, screaming "SOMEONE IS STEALING MY THINGS". She was actually asking her son in the car. FML
I agree, your life sucks 44 690
You deserved it 6 551

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Darling_Cherry 5

Hilarious. That'll teach you to make yourself useful!

You sound like a sweet guy. I love sweet innocent guys... mmmmmm....

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Darling_Cherry 5

Hilarious. That'll teach you to make yourself useful!

very witty comment, i love it.

That reminds me of the time I saw Spy-Kids 3D. I was really excited to see it, but then at the ticket counter I realized I forgot my wallet in the car. So I ran into the car, got my ticket and watched Spy Kids :)

# 24 how is this even related?

michael32123 0

#24 is an epic win

I don't get it

Did she even look at you?

You sound like a sweet guy. I love sweet innocent guys... mmmmmm....

foXiekatt 0

i agreee, very sweet & gentleman of u.

throwing yourself at a guy for his fml , lol wow

ArbiterOfFML 24

well this thread is fucked.

Shoulda made eye contact. But didn't she notice you were putting the stuff in her car?

caticaticati 3

It says she asked for whoever to help take groceries OUT of the car, unless it was a typo and OP meant cart. Or if I missed the 't' the few times I reread it.

At least there are some gentlemen left in the world. Even if her son isn't one of them.

I agree, gentlemen these days are few and far between...she should have been a little more understanding.

6th!! lOl sikee fyl tho

dun dun dun... the plot thickens!

Well certainly you CAN but COULD you? (;

If you ride away from this scenario in a police cruiser, now THAT is a true FML. That still sucks though.

No good deed is left unpunished...