Today, I was strolling past an old women when from behind she...

By LGFLIPSTER - 31/8/2009 03:32 - Canada

Today, I was strolling past an old women when from behind she called "can you help me get the rest of the groceries out of the car?" I approached the car, and helped her un-load bags. She began hitting me, screaming "SOMEONE IS STEALING MY THINGS". She was actually asking her son in the car. FML

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By Darling_Cherry | 5

#528868 - Monday 31 August 2009 9:14

Hilarious. That'll teach you to make yourself useful!

By Calaura9 | 0

#528878 - Monday 31 August 2009 9:18

You sound like a sweet guy. I love sweet innocent guys... mmmmmm....

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By Darling_Cherry | 5

#528868 - Monday 31 August 2009 9:14

Hilarious. That'll teach you to make yourself useful!

iflylo01 | 0

#528942 - Monday 31 August 2009 10:02

very witty comment, i love it.

FenderYK | 0

#529027 - Monday 31 August 2009 11:28

That reminds me of the time I saw Spy-Kids 3D. I was really excited to see it, but then at the ticket counter I realized I forgot my wallet in the car. So I ran into the car, got my ticket and watched Spy Kids :)

timtam24 | 0

#529049 - Monday 31 August 2009 11:40

wth?

LewJH | 0

#529214 - Monday 31 August 2009 14:38

HAHAH.

jennayyycx3 | 0

#529329 - Monday 31 August 2009 16:11

ahhahahaha

22jrdn55 | 15

#529905 - Monday 31 August 2009 21:45

# 24 how is this even related?

michael32123 | 0

#826573 - Friday 5 February 2010 5:54

#24 is an epic win

Sista92359 | 24

#6081377 - Sunday 5 October 2014 3:41

I don't get it

By joHnnycsU | 0

#528875 - Monday 31 August 2009 9:17

Did she even look at you?

By Calaura9 | 0

#528878 - Monday 31 August 2009 9:18

You sound like a sweet guy. I love sweet innocent guys... mmmmmm....

foXiekatt | 0

#536767 - Thursday 3 September 2009 19:01

i agreee, very sweet & gentleman of u.

angel55033 | 12

#1333084 - Wednesday 1 September 2010 10:47

throwing yourself at a guy for his fml , lol wow

By scifi | 0

#528879 - Monday 31 August 2009 9:18

Shoulda made eye contact. But didn't she notice you were putting the stuff in her car?

caticaticati | 3

#528979 - Monday 31 August 2009 10:39

It says she asked for whoever to help take groceries OUT of the car, unless it was a typo and OP meant cart. Or if I missed the 't' the few times I reread it.