FML : Today, I was stepping out of the shower while home alone. I heard voices coming from the living room. I grabbed a bat to defend my self and ran into the...

Today, I was stepping out of the shower while home alone. I heard voices coming from the living room. I grabbed a bat to defend my self and ran into the living room. I slipped on my tile floor and smashed my TV with the bat. No one was in my house but I left my radio turned on. FML

I agree, your life sucks

You deserved it

By Slipperywhenwet - / Saturday 28 February 2009 13:08 / United States

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By Seegtease | 0

#9401 - Saturday 28 February 2009 08:32

Why is your TV in a room with a tile floor? And if this was your bathroom, why was your bat handy in the bathroom? This smells.

By meridith | 0

#9382 - Saturday 28 February 2009 08:11

At least it would have made sense if you smashed the RADIO with a bat.

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By meridith | 0

#9382 - Saturday 28 February 2009 08:11

At least it would have made sense if you smashed the RADIO with a bat.

rends | 0

#1096743 - Friday 16 July 2010 07:12

what's up with people using bats recently to defend themselves? use a gun, u have the right to own one; take advantage!

azn_pridee69 | 0

#1204106 - Saturday 7 August 2010 05:43

nice going sherlock.

i_wuz_nver_here | 31

#1445497 - Thursday 23 September 2010 04:52

wait... who has a bat in their bathroom

jonan1212 | 5

#1491597 - Sunday 3 October 2010 03:03

this

HunterAlpha1 | 8

#1552696 - Friday 15 October 2010 09:33

amen brother!

By urie | 0

#9388 - Saturday 28 February 2009 08:15

lol retard

By Melody_fml | 0

#9390 - Saturday 28 February 2009 08:16

HAHA that would suck!!!!!!

By Seegtease | 0

#9401 - Saturday 28 February 2009 08:32

Why is your TV in a room with a tile floor? And if this was your bathroom, why was your bat handy in the bathroom? This smells.

By d00d_c0m3_0n | 0

#9415 - Saturday 28 February 2009 08:47

maybe they had a bat in a hallway closet across from the bathroom, and one of those little kitchen tv's that got smashed.

By ummmyeahhh | 0

#9432 - Saturday 28 February 2009 09:05

baseball/softball player... inexpensive tile in the living room... TV in living room... yeah, it could happen.

By BeautyAndBrains | 0

#9438 - Saturday 28 February 2009 09:11

Why do you have a bat and a TV in your bathroom? I usually give people the benefit of the doubt, but seriously, this doesn't make any sense, unless you went to the kitchen or something, and grabbed the bat on your way there from your room or something.

bagsoffairydust | 10

#5303740 - Wednesday 2 January 2013 01:32

'ran into the living room' is a piece you might want to remember.

By KenMcGormick | 0

#9465 - Saturday 28 February 2009 09:58

hmmm reminds me of this movie with a spoilt radio going "we've only just begun......" lol... and what coincidence that im listening to this song while reading this FML

By jewbeans | 0

#9475 - Saturday 28 February 2009 10:14

lol

By PTERONOPHOBIA | 0

#9478 - Saturday 28 February 2009 10:17

How stupid is it that until I got to the end of the fourth sentence I was like "he just grabbed a freaking bat? why in God's name did he have a bat?" Oh, animals vs sports equipment.