FML : Today, I was staying at my friend's house, which is next door. Our houses are the same layout, only mirrored, so tonight when I got out of bed in the dark...

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Today, I was staying at my friend's house, which is next door. Our houses are the same layout, only mirrored, so tonight when I got out of bed in the dark I instinctively turned to my left, thinking I was entering the bathroom, and fell down the stairs. Three of my teeth are missing. FML

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You deserved it

By Anonymous - / Sunday 18 November 2018 12:00 /

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By BurnInDemonFire | 26

#7718422 - Sunday 4 November 2018 3:05

No they aren't. You said they're in the dark. Grab a flashlight, and start looking.

By whiskey'swino | 12

#7725052 - Sunday 18 November 2018 12:30

If that isn't the rudest awakening....

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By BurnInDemonFire | 26

#7718422 - Sunday 4 November 2018 3:05

No they aren't. You said they're in the dark. Grab a flashlight, and start looking.

By whiskey'swino | 12

#7725052 - Sunday 18 November 2018 12:30

If that isn't the rudest awakening....

By Abbusser | 8

#7725169 - Sunday 18 November 2018 20:01

Hope you find them...

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