By embaressed - 19/12/2009 09:44 - United States

Today, I was standing outside a store about to flirt with this guy when my mother drove up and shouted, "Hurry up, I have diarrhea!" FML
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MoonyIce 0

Claaaassic. That's too awesome. At least you were only 'about' to flirt with him and hadn't actually started in on it.

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justdancebbyx3 7

You should have said to the guy "My love for you is like my mother's diarrhea. It can't be held in."

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monbon6788 0
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...awkward.

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justdancebbyx3 7

You should have said to the guy "My love for you is like my mother's diarrhea. It can't be held in."

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KumoFF7 3
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epic win

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Blazekim12 0
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hahahaha!!!!! i love tht!!!!

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AnaMaree 0

how old is the OP? And if she's still getting driven by her mom she doesn't need to be flirting with random people.

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diovivente 1
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Lol! Almost as shitty as the time I inhaled KaySL's cock!

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MoonyIce 0

Claaaassic. That's too awesome. At least you were only 'about' to flirt with him and hadn't actually started in on it.

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michelleyily 0
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is your mom always so open about her bowl movrments? if she is thats kinda disgusting. you should talk to jer about that

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magnetic_aura 26

That's? Movements? Her? Lot of proofreading to do...

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powersmoke 0
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Tell her to hold it in and continue flirting with the guy.

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alexthecutie 0
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#5 you should be but in prison for child abuse!!

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thighsofglory 0

Your mom, FTW. You'll move out of her house the first chance you get.

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dloc1 0
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That is too cool gotta pull that one on my son!!!

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robotiick 12

lol if u do u gatta do the expression of holding it in lol trust me it will me hilarious

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splitsides 4
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I hate when people can't spell embarrassed. It's really not hard.

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1030love 10

that's what she said

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LASHKEENYA 0
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and we all hate faggots like you who make a big deal out of stupid shit like this.

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gigi2009 0

about to? your mum's brilliant :)

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halliekayy 0

could be worse.she coulda said "hurry, i got the pepto for you so you dont keep killing everyone with your gas!" thatss something my mom would to

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