By ballerphilip23 - 15/05/2009 17:11 - Austria

Today, I was standing on the packed bus home when I had a speck of dust in my lenses. As I couldn't rub it out, I tried blinking it out for the next five minutes. Then the hot girl opposite me screams "Stop winking at me, you bastard! Don't even think about it, you ugly fuck!" FML
I agree, your life sucks 39 842
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someone's a self-centered, hard-to-believe-she-can-still-walk, skanky bitch...sorry something similar happened to me

Shoulda slapped a ho.

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I woulda given her a swift slap across the face. Don't you love how every woman thinks you're looking right at them just because of the direction you're facing?

she doesn't even deserve a slap and you might hurt your hand

she doesn't even deserve a slap and you might hurt your hand

yeahh. plastic bitchh. he shoulda said e has turrets. make her feel bad.

He has turrets? Like a castle? Shit. We can get that now? Damn. STDs just became a whole lot weirder.

what a self centered BIATCHH. seriously. I would have been like get over yourself skank. BUT I see where she is coming from, because I can be walking to the mall with my friends & get hit on by old creepy guys, so I also understand. But seriously, no need to be rude. Just be like hey dude, can you stop winking at me,

LOL ok there...

someone's a self-centered, hard-to-believe-she-can-still-walk, skanky bitch...sorry something similar happened to me

Shoulda been like " thanks you insensitive B!!! I have a twitch so calm your ass down you and that pretty"

Now I want to know #2's story...

You should have raped her. Straight up.

HAHAHAHAHAHAHAHA.. you are kidding though, right?

no he was dead serious as am I should of raped her

Shoulda slapped a ho.

I would've pimpslapped the slutbag. Oh well. That's just me.

hahaha well we know who thinks highly of themselves...dumb bitch

that girl deserves to die

I would've said something along the lines of "No way, I'm not interested in dime store hookers."

That's really mean of her. That has happened to me before and it really sucks.

that happed to me too but the guy came over and started talking to me instead of yelling at me.