By TheGirl - United States
Today, I was snuggling with my boyfriend on the couch. We ended up falling asleep, and when I woke up I felt a slobberly substance running down my face. It turns out, my boyfriend drooled so much, it filled my ear and overflowed onto my face. FML
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  Starchild21  |  3

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  Plumppotato  |  3

sucks for jews.
hahaha i make pork joke.
but in all seriousness, poor jews. and other religions that adhere to specific diets.
and vegetarians. not because they cant have bacon, but because i feel sorry for them in general.