FML : Today, I was sleeping over at a friend's house. I went and took a shower, and as I tried to get out, the door jammed. I called my friend for help, and...

Today, I was sleeping over at a friend's house. I went and took a shower, and as I tried to get out, the door jammed. I called my friend for help, and after much tugging, the glass shattered all over me. She panicked and sent her dad to rescue me. It was the first time he and I had met. FML

I agree, your life sucks

You deserved it

By Lotje13 / Sunday 1 January 2012 00:19 / Hungary

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By Sickly_Slick | 4

#3814540 - Sunday 1 January 2012 9:25

Sounds like a intro to a Porno

By monkeysareyummy | 0

#3814581 - Sunday 1 January 2012 9:29

Dad later that night: fap fap fap fap fap.

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By panicbunny | 0

#3814511 - Sunday 1 January 2012 9:23

Wow that's sad:( first btw :D happy new year

By GentleGreenOhio | 5

#3814519 - Sunday 1 January 2012 9:24

:O I feel so sorry for you.

BeaterOfTheDrums | 15

#3814746 - Sunday 1 January 2012 9:55

I feel sorry for the dad; having to be put into a pedo-bear status situation... Unless he's into that.

lerouxmaster | 7

#3815586 - Sunday 1 January 2012 17:27

Your... Your hair... it's... It's devouring my soul !

Jakesterk96 | 8

#3841451 - Friday 6 January 2012 23:27

So even though your friend knew you were in the shower, she sent her dad. Smart move.

By littlej0n | 0

#3814521 - Sunday 1 January 2012 9:24

that's one hell of an entrance to make on your friends dad

derpster | 7

#3814954 - Sunday 1 January 2012 11:22

MrMisfit- you have just earned yourself the official pedo-bear seal of creepiness.

thebaconweave | 0

#3815868 - Sunday 1 January 2012 18:56

same with the guy in your picture

By qtbabe127 | 22

#3814532 - Sunday 1 January 2012 9:25

Well, at least he'll never forget who you are:)

ohSNAPyall | 26

#3815508 - Sunday 1 January 2012 16:54

Oh I remember her.. Nudey McGlassass.

By Sickly_Slick | 4

#3814540 - Sunday 1 January 2012 9:25

Sounds like a intro to a Porno

Fx13mz | 7

#3814622 - Sunday 1 January 2012 9:32

"Sounds like you need some help in that shower"
*Dad begins to undress*
*Commence kinky porno music*

laundryninja | 1

#3814935 - Sunday 1 January 2012 11:14

yeah was wondering who else got that vibe?

By linkinpark98 | 23

#3814572 - Sunday 1 January 2012 9:28

Haha... well, yeah, FYL OP. :/

fundanger | 0

#3823171 - Tuesday 3 January 2012 7:08

What's op?

KailyKii | 11

#3823242 - Tuesday 3 January 2012 7:40

84 - It means original poster. It refers to the person that posts the FML.

By monkeysareyummy | 0

#3814581 - Sunday 1 January 2012 9:29

Dad later that night: fap fap fap fap fap.

AngrehPirate | 0

#3817288 - Monday 2 January 2012 1:15

69 Thumbs up

Winning ^

By J1hill33 | 12

#3814585 - Sunday 1 January 2012 9:29

Wait are you a guy or a girl?

bananabuttercup | 8

#3814713 - Sunday 1 January 2012 9:48

Dont know of many teenage giys who would sleep over at a girls house, or many girls that would send their dad in to rescue their guy friend.

J1hill33 | 12

#3814738 - Sunday 1 January 2012 9:53

Oh ok thanks. Just wondering

All_Blacks | 2

#3814837 - Sunday 1 January 2012 10:27

I personally thought it was a good question to ask

Isoldael | 25

#3815762 - Sunday 1 January 2012 18:24

Lotje is a dutch girl's name, so you guys were right :)

By Doribella98 | 14

#3814589 - Sunday 1 January 2012 9:29

That sucks. Are you okay though? :-/

By xShannonxSammyx | 7

#3814594 - Sunday 1 January 2012 9:30

It'll make a funny story in a few years time! :)

zakkyzebra | 11

#3814776 - Sunday 1 January 2012 10:02

It makes a funny story now >:)

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