Forever!

But his idea was much more exciting number 2

He did, he just said that he was an asshole...

Well, to be fair, we don't necessarily know if it was a lie.

I assume he did, based on saying she wouldn't let him go. Still though, much better ways to get out of the call than what he did.

What type of relationship is this? That was hurtful and inconsiderate. Hope he apologized and explained himself.

He most likely already tried that since he said she wouldn't let him go. But he could have just said he needed to poop or something. Calling her mother a cunt just so he can sleep makes me wonder how old OP is. I hope he's not like 13 or something. Cuz then the problem is the fact that he has a girlfriend at that age, period.

I think that if he did he would specify that in his FML to add to the reason why he did this. Though possible, it is not likely.

How on earth is that impressive? And it's definitely not ballsy if he couldn't just simply tell the truth instead of saying shit to start a fight.

So, you would be fine with some degenerate dating your daughter and calling your wife a cunt?

Don't ever be a best man. The couple would break up before the wedding or worse on their wedding day thanks to your "bad jock who took too many shots to the head" kind of advice.

@#53 you really shouldn't talk shit about athletes getting concussions. That's fucked up. And as a Jock I find your comment fucked up.