Today, I was sitting with my crush at lunch. Trying to flirt, I tried to stare seductively into his eyes while sucking on my straw. I missed. The straw shot straight up my nose, causing me the worst nose bleed of my life. FML
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DjeePee
| 24
Stare seductively? I bet you scared the shit out of him with your creepy stare.
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barlessprison
| 16
well at least you made an impression!
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samuel18
| 0
lol how cute i would of just said it happens to the best of us
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littlemissFYL
| 5
how cute? it's actually annoying when girls TRY to act cute in front of guys. OP deserved it.
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Zoh_Aubrey
| 8
this FML is an true FML
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instnt1nfction
| 16
*a
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bagginzy
| 14
Hey, who knows, maybe he's a vampire in which case you DID turn him on.
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barlessprison
| 16
well at least you made an impression!
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WiderWille
| 11
Bloody right
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ritbbehindu
| 0
I see what you did there
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instnt1nfction
| 16
well she didn't...
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fadingfaith
| 4
It may not be a good impression but it's still an impression.
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DropDead77
| 11
That's hot
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FYLminerocks
| 7
Not really.. what kind of guy wants a girl who can't aim towards her mouth..
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parxxx
| 0
how?
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IndianRapper
| 0
87 im pretty sure he was being sarcastic..
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dcam13
| 19
97, 87 would have to be stupid to not know that 4 was being sarcastic. ever heard of two people making sarcastic remarks? lol
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YacL
| 15
Don't bother trying to act cute... just get on your knees and--JK, but really, don't bother trying to act cute... shut like that will happen... again.
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YacL
| 15
shit*
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EverybodyHatesCh
| 0
oooooo!! she said a bad woooood!!
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wolve86
| 0
made it an actual bloody Mary I see
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allmidnighteyes
| 10
littlegirl? Are you in elementary school? Was the straw from a juice box?
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msj1093
| 0
your a bitch
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princessjazz
| 0
Dude, that's funny
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DjeePee
| 24
Stare seductively? I bet you scared the shit out of him with your creepy stare.
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jklol11
| 0
hahahahahaha LMFAO
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KBangUp13
| 0
pahahah! thts funny!:)
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khaya
| 9
Well now he knows where not to stick it.
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ribbyc80
| 0
next time, use a banana, it won't fit in ur nose
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sourgirl101
| 28
I always break my banana into pieces before I eat them. Even when I'm home alone. I don't know why but I just do.(:
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iamfreakinkylie
| 0
I do that with those big pickles lol
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kingatowning
| 2
yet. key word "yet". it won't fit into her nose yet
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ribbyc80
| 0
well, 47/67, u seem to have an aversion to put cylindrical objects in your mouth, on behalf of the male population that's unfortunate:-p
BUT WAIT!!! there is a cure!!! and it takes lots of practice...
BUT WAIT!!! there is a cure!!! and it takes lots of practice...
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SpectSelf
| 0
that takes a lot if skill to do what you did
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niki74_fml
| 0
yea true, also courage