FML : Today, I was sitting with my crush at lunch. Trying to flirt, I tried to stare seductively into his eyes while sucking on my straw. I missed. The straw...

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Today, I was sitting with my crush at lunch. Trying to flirt, I tried to stare seductively into his eyes while sucking on my straw. I missed. The straw shot straight up my nose, causing me the worst nose bleed of my life. FML

I agree, your life sucks

You deserved it

By littlegirl / Saturday 7 May 2011 04:46 / Canada

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By DjeePee | 24

#2472073 - Saturday 7 May 2011 12:07

Stare seductively? I bet you scared the shit out of him with your creepy stare.

By barlessprison | 16

#2472009 - Saturday 7 May 2011 11:55

well at least you made an impression!

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By samuel18 | 0

#2472007 - Saturday 7 May 2011 11:55

lol how cute i would of just said it happens to the best of us

littlemissFYL | 5

#2473311 - Saturday 7 May 2011 07:44

how cute? it's actually annoying when girls TRY to act cute in front of guys. OP deserved it.

Zoh_Aubrey | 8

#2474314 - Saturday 7 May 2011 10:03

this FML is an true FML

instnt1nfction | 16

#2474964 - Sunday 8 May 2011 12:07

bagginzy | 14

#2478171 - Sunday 8 May 2011 03:08

Hey, who knows, maybe he's a vampire in which case you DID turn him on.

By barlessprison | 16

#2472009 - Saturday 7 May 2011 11:55

well at least you made an impression!

WiderWille | 11

#2472270 - Saturday 7 May 2011 02:14

Bloody right

ritbbehindu | 0

#2472279 - Saturday 7 May 2011 02:22

I see what you did there

instnt1nfction | 16

#2474988 - Sunday 8 May 2011 12:10

well she didn't...

fadingfaith | 4

#2475904 - Sunday 8 May 2011 04:00

It may not be a good impression but it's still an impression.

By DropDead77 | 11

#2472020 - Saturday 7 May 2011 11:56

That's hot

FYLminerocks | 7

#2473286 - Saturday 7 May 2011 07:40

Not really.. what kind of guy wants a girl who can't aim towards her mouth..

parxxx | 0

#2473618 - Saturday 7 May 2011 08:24

how?

IndianRapper | 0

#2474128 - Saturday 7 May 2011 09:30

87 im pretty sure he was being sarcastic..

dcam13 | 19

#2476953 - Sunday 8 May 2011 06:12

97, 87 would have to be stupid to not know that 4 was being sarcastic. ever heard of two people making sarcastic remarks? lol

By YacL | 15

#2472035 - Saturday 7 May 2011 11:59

Don't bother trying to act cute... just get on your knees and--JK, but really, don't bother trying to act cute... shut like that will happen... again.

YacL | 15

#2472056 - Saturday 7 May 2011 12:04

shit*

EverybodyHatesCh | 0

#2473210 - Saturday 7 May 2011 07:24

oooooo!! she said a bad woooood!!

By wolve86 | 0

#2472049 - Saturday 7 May 2011 12:04

made it an actual bloody Mary I see

By allmidnighteyes | 10

#2472063 - Saturday 7 May 2011 12:05

littlegirl? Are you in elementary school? Was the straw from a juice box?

msj1093 | 0

#2475148 - Sunday 8 May 2011 12:51

your a bitch

princessjazz | 0

#2475194 - Sunday 8 May 2011 01:01

Dude, that's funny

By DjeePee | 24

#2472073 - Saturday 7 May 2011 12:07

Stare seductively? I bet you scared the shit out of him with your creepy stare.

jklol11 | 0

#2472128 - Saturday 7 May 2011 12:26

hahahahahaha LMFAO

KBangUp13 | 0

#2479723 - Monday 9 May 2011 12:55

pahahah! thts funny!:)

By khaya | 9

#2472075 - Saturday 7 May 2011 12:08

Well now he knows where not to stick it.

By ribbyc80 | 0

#2472077 - Saturday 7 May 2011 12:08

next time, use a banana, it won't fit in ur nose

sourgirl101 | 21

#2472380 - Saturday 7 May 2011 03:18

I always break my banana into pieces before I eat them. Even when I'm home alone. I don't know why but I just do.(:

iamfreakinkylie | 0

#2472789 - Saturday 7 May 2011 05:16

I do that with those big pickles lol

kingatowning | 2

#2473217 - Saturday 7 May 2011 07:27

yet. key word "yet". it won't fit into her nose yet

ribbyc80 | 0

#2477660 - Sunday 8 May 2011 09:58

well, 47/67, u seem to have an aversion to put cylindrical objects in your mouth, on behalf of the male population that's unfortunate:-p BUT WAIT!!! there is a cure!!! and it takes lots of practice...