By Handuh15 - 31/5/2019 16:00
Today, I was sitting with my best friend and we were watching my one-year-old cousin. We thought it would be funny to say a bunch of swear words in front of him, since he didn't know how to talk. Five minutes later, guess what his first word was? And guess who won't be invited over for a while? FML
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By  Darebearius  |  7

That is an extremely immature and irresponsible thing to do. You can do that shit around your own kids all you want, but doing that around other people's kids is a huge no-no. YDI through and through.

By  John Nemeth  |  14

Mr. Krabs
“Yes sir.... that is bad word number 11, In fact, there are 13 words you should never use”

Squidward
“Don't you mean seven?”

Mr. Krabs
“Not if you're a sailor”

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By  Darebearius  |  7

That is an extremely immature and irresponsible thing to do. You can do that shit around your own kids all you want, but doing that around other people's kids is a huge no-no. YDI through and through.

By  John Nemeth  |  14

Mr. Krabs
“Yes sir.... that is bad word number 11, In fact, there are 13 words you should never use”

Squidward
“Don't you mean seven?”

Mr. Krabs
“Not if you're a sailor”

By  RichardPencil  |  27

My first word guesses are:

1) Fuck
2) Asshole
3) Shit

My who won’t be invited guesses are:

1) Snooki
2) Shinzo Abe
3) LeBron James
When are you announcing the winner? What’s the grand prize (please say, “Instant Pot.”)?