By soulaar - 02/10/2015 14:22 - Vietnam - Dong Nai

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Today, I was sitting outside in a pair of shorts. After about 15 minutes of getting weird looks from people, I realized my cock was sticking out of a hole that wasn't in my shorts when I put them on. FML
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There are these things called underwear, might wanna invest in a few of them. At least you didn't get arrested.

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Seems like you need to get ahead of the situation, before it happens again.

A head is what got him in this situation in the first place.

the one eyed snake needs to breathe fresh air

Haha eeuw

You didn't feel a bit of a breeze?

Why would you put a chicken in your pants?

He was hungry and wanted chicken thighs.

For illegal Cock fights! Duh!

Weird looks with no point of indecent exposure...lucky break I would say

There are these things called underwear, might wanna invest in a few of them. At least you didn't get arrested.

You do know boxers usually have a flap in them for easy access, right? He probably was wearing underwear and his penis was sticking out through both the underwear and the hole in the shorts...

Didn't you feel the fresh air on your penis. I just don't get how that is possible...

xivoricbutterfly 25

I'm surprised the police didn't come and arrest you for public indecency

don't act like you're not impressed - Ron Burgundy

pleasedie 22

You didn't feel a breeze or something ? That's basically the most sensitive part of a man's body