Today, I was sitting outside in a pair of shorts. After about 15 minutes of getting weird looks from people, I realized my cock was sticking out of a hole that wasn't in my shorts when I put them on. FML
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LeannaCarol
| 13
Holey crap
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AndrasteNyx
| 18
Seems like you need to get ahead of the situation, before it happens again.
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sstahpp
| 33
A head is what got him in this situation in the first place.
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alexanderavatar
| 24
the one eyed snake needs to breathe fresh air
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sstahpp
| 33
Haha eeuw
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tbro47
| 23
You didn't feel a bit of a breeze?
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coming back in the future
| 30
Why would you put a chicken in your pants?
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MrSassypants
| 32
He was hungry and wanted chicken thighs.
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Eyeslick
| 33
For illegal Cock fights! Duh!
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worldclassrager
| 39
Weird looks with no point of indecent exposure...lucky break I would say
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GhostFox
| 33
There are these things called underwear, might wanna invest in a few of them.
At least you didn't get arrested.
At least you didn't get arrested.
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Joisan
| 20
You do know boxers usually have a flap in them for easy access, right? He probably was wearing underwear and his penis was sticking out through both the underwear and the hole in the shorts...
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pooldude
| 24
Didn't you feel the fresh air on your penis. I just don't get how that is possible...
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xivoricbutterfly
| 25
I'm surprised the police didn't come and arrest you
for public indecency
for public indecency
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beeferjay
| 34
don't act like you're not impressed - Ron Burgundy
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pleasedie
| 22
You didn't feel a breeze or something ? That's basically the most sensitive part of a man's body
At least you didn't get arrested.