By Frostbitten - United States - Freeport
  Today, I was sitting on the chair-lift on a ski trip. There was a shift in gears and the metal in the seat began to vibrate. My dad, sister, and step-mom were all on the lift with me, not feeling a thing. It's terribly awkward to converse with your family while you involuntarily orgasm. FML
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By  Geekyandproud  |  19

That must have been horrible :( Sorry OP

  IscoreOnU  |  19

No worse than the time I was on the phone with an old friend and she gave the phone to her mom as we were planning my visit. When a bout of terrible diarrhea came over me and I had to keep muting and unmuting and holding it as we talked. Was extremely awkward to say the least.

  KageKaldaka  |  6

Or they just wanted the admiration that would come from having the balls of making said confession. It's a karma conspiracy! Oh wait, not on Reddit, my bad, carry on.

  Enslaved  |  36

Oops! Sorry. The song brings me new meaning! (:

***And on my side note, I would love to see what all the hype is with such a ski lift. I've never seen snow and there aren't any mountains since I'm in Miami but I have water skied before. Not very good at it. I tend to want to lie down whenever my crotch gets wet. :P

  alycion  |  38

I found snow skiing to be easier then water for some reason. Though I haven't done either since I was pretty young. I'd probably crack my skull like a coconut either way now.

  kut17  |  11

My nephew was listening to that song. I had to excuse myself when it said "I'll be sharing a bed with Grandma when she comes".

  marcranger  |  28

While I haven't had a similar experience with a ski lift, skiing itself can be quite arousing. There's all this wet, white stuff everywhere, and the terrain gets pretty hairy if it's not groomed regularly.


He was able to give her an orgasm, all he has to do is take her skiing, wheres the nearest skiing place by SI, this seems so much easier than trying to do anything yourself