Health: Today, I was sitting on the bus when an obese woman with flu...

By Anonymous - 07/12/2010 09:38 - United Kingdom

Today, I was sitting on the bus when an obese woman with flu came to sit beside me. After snorting hideously for five minutes, she picked up her scarf, blew her nose into it and dropped it. It fell on my lap. When I stood up to leave the bus, there were streaks of snot on my new skirt. FML

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By girlw/ablog - 02/07/2019 11:00 - United States - Austin

Today, while on a bus, an elderly lady sat next to me sneezed so hard, snot literally went flying. I even offered her a napkin, that she refused. After a brief panic and realizing she had nothing to clean her mess with, she "inconspicuously" wiped her snotty hand on my pants. FML

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Perfume Allergy Man strikes again!

By Lor - 09/10/2019 06:00 - Canada - Toronto

Today, a woman got on the bus wearing extremely strong perfume and sat in the seat in front of me. The gentleman I was sitting next to began violently sneezing, so much so that he eventually sneeze-vomited all over my lap and backpack. FML

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By apparentlyawomanbeater - 20/04/2012 21:48 - Switzerland - Cadempino

Today, I was on the bus during rush hour. A fly started buzzing around my head, and I swatted at it, at the exact moment the woman beside me decided to get out of her seat and put her face straight in the path of my hand. FML

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By Chris - 22/10/2009 04:57 - Canada

Today, I was riding the bus home from college. I was standing in the aisle and there was a rather cute girl sitting next to me. The bus came to an abrupt stop, I tripped, and fell into her lap. She shrieked, "Eww! Get off me!" and shove me onto the floor of the bus. Nice to know I'm revolting. FML

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By Anonymous - 11/09/2012 13:32 - United States - Santa Ana

Today, I was sitting at a bus stop reading a book when out of the corner of my eye I spotted a middle-aged lady in a leopard-skin coat stumble up to me. She stopped, belched twice, and unleashed a torrent of red wine colored vomit onto my bag. It was 8:45 am. FML

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By Marfo101 - 16/01/2015 15:41 - Ghana - Accra

Today, a pretty girl joined the line at the bus station. I let her skip the line and go before me so I could sit next to her. After she bought her ticket, I realized there were no more seats left on that bus. I was told to get off, and had to take the next bus, sitting next to a snoring old man. FML

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By Anonymous - 10/02/2011 23:32 - United States

Today, I was on the bus heading home from school, when I noticed a ridiculously hot girl near me, checking me out. I was about to say something charmingly funny when I suddenly got a whiff of onions. Turns out she had turned around simply to catch the essence of her own fart. FML

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By Anonymous - 14/08/2009 04:35 - Australia

Today, I was on the bus, when an elderly woman stepped in. She looked too weak to stand. She looked at me with sad puppy eyes, expecting me to give up my seat for her. I felt sorry and got up. As soon as she sat down, she said, "Ha! Sucker!" FML

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By babydoll - 12/10/2010 09:26 - United Kingdom

Today, I was traveling by bus. There were no spare seats, so I stood next to a seated lady. When she got off at her stop, I was amused because her bum made the shape of a mushroom on the seat. I went to sit on it. So I'm sitting there when I realise the seat is really warm... and wet. FML

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By Anonymous - 07/12/2010 04:53 - United States

Today, while sitting on the bus a stranger sat next to me, farted, put his hand under his butt to smell what it was like, and then sniffed it throughout the whole ride while glancing at me. FML

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SARSvirus79 0

Tuesday 7 December 2010 16:02

Gross. Just, gross.

TrimKibbles 12

Tuesday 7 December 2010 16:03

ewww i woulda slapped that bitch. that's just disgusting.

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FrannyPackIt 0

Tuesday 7 December 2010 16:02

eww first

ImOutsideYourWin 0

Tuesday 7 December 2010 16:04

Ewwww. She could have apologized.

KrazyKatz3 26

Saturday 2 September 2017 11:55

I agree. That "first" comment was pretty ew

SARSvirus79 0

Tuesday 7 December 2010 16:02

Gross. Just, gross.

ajohnson2318 0

Tuesday 7 December 2010 17:06

I love how she throws in the "obese" part, as if getting snot on you from a skinny or normal sized person wouldn't have been as bad haha. ewwww fat person snot!! yum skinny person snot!!! :)

Bobissmall 13

Tuesday 7 December 2010 17:12

Fat people are gross, it just adds to the grossness of it.

jewban 3

Tuesday 7 December 2010 23:38

there are some people that just dont give a **** lol

seekndestroy 3

Tuesday 7 December 2010 23:44

some of you guys have obviously never sat next to a large person on the bus or plane. i dont care if someones fat or not, gimme some space please

mamamiaaa_fml 12

Wednesday 8 December 2010 10:46

I would just look at her, stick my finger down my throat and throw up on her, and tell her to have a nice day. can't forget to be polite in these types of situations.

ridikulous 0

Wednesday 8 December 2010 21:32

it wudnt have been as bad Ajohnson, fat ppl are gross on their own. then she got snot on OP. thats 1 gross plus 1 gross = 2 gross. 2 gross is more gross than 1 gross of course. lets be serious.