FML : Today, I was sitting next to an attractive man. Much to my surprise, he started stroking his foot against mine. I was happy at the flirting because I've...

Today, I was sitting next to an attractive man. Much to my surprise, he started stroking his foot against mine. I was happy at the flirting because I've been attracted to him forever, so I played along. That's when he stood up and explained he was trying to stretch out a cramp. FML

I agree, your life sucks

You deserved it

By Redfaced - / Wednesday 15 May 2013 16:54 / United Kingdom - Walsall

Intimacy

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By lonewolf621 | 17

#5493434 - Wednesday 15 May 2013 10:29

Guess you didnt find love in a hopeless place.

By envyelric | 6

#5493438 - Wednesday 15 May 2013 10:30

Well he should've been more careful honestly who randomly strokes people?

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By lonewolf621 | 17

#5493434 - Wednesday 15 May 2013 10:29

Guess you didnt find love in a hopeless place.

SliceOfCake | 9

#5493443 - Wednesday 15 May 2013 10:31

at least she can still find dove in a soapless place.

gurly98 | 13

#5493520 - Wednesday 15 May 2013 11:13

#8 Your picture makes me hungry every time! WHY?!?

RoboCunnilingus | 23

#5493589 - Thursday 16 May 2013 12:03

Lets hope she doesn't find bugs in a roachless place.

flockz | 19

#5493654 - Thursday 16 May 2013 01:03

you'll never find stoners in a dopeless place.

SwordMeow | 4

#5493694 - Thursday 16 May 2013 01:47

You guys making fun of song lyrics, always reminding me of somebody that I used to know.

Damn_Hippster | 11

#5493793 - Thursday 16 May 2013 04:09

I once found love in a hobo's face

Wimoweh | 10

#5493800 - Thursday 16 May 2013 04:20

I can't keep up with you damn hipsters, I'm still preoccupied with 1985.

adam3650 | 12

#5493973 - Thursday 16 May 2013 08:21

You mean when we had U2 and Blondie. And they still showed music on MTV?

roxxyfoxxy3 | 25

#5494342 - Thursday 16 May 2013 03:43

Those were the good days...no, those were the 70s. But still.

By adam3650 | 12

#5493437 - Wednesday 15 May 2013 10:29

I guess you really put your foot in it that time

zandalee | 19

#5493947 - Thursday 16 May 2013 07:30

I think OP was wrong footed...

Abbbiiieeeeeeeee | 16

#5495144 - Friday 17 May 2013 02:05

You could even say that they got off on the wrong foot.

By envyelric | 6

#5493438 - Wednesday 15 May 2013 10:30

Well he should've been more careful honestly who randomly strokes people?

hamrtym | 15

#5493455 - Wednesday 15 May 2013 10:35

The guy in your photo.

rg350dx | 29

#5493471 - Wednesday 15 May 2013 10:41

Billy Squier

Axipiter | 24

#5493517 - Wednesday 15 May 2013 11:11

Stroke me, stroke me!

BreynHope | 11

#5493570 - Wednesday 15 May 2013 11:59

Lol why did this get thumbs down? Nice bs reference!

By Crazafon | 19

#5493439 - Wednesday 15 May 2013 10:30

"He started stroking his foot against mine". At what point did you consider this to be flirting?

xcam1995 | 6

#5493521 - Wednesday 15 May 2013 11:13

Depends, at what age does a man stop engaging in footsie? More importantly, what guy STARTS it? The cramp stretch would make more sense to me.

dakatabg | 31

#5493857 - Thursday 16 May 2013 05:22

She was desperate for a man

By falconpoke007 | 10

#5493440 - Wednesday 15 May 2013 10:30

Rejection... Ouch.

By aruges93 | 12

#5493442 - Wednesday 15 May 2013 10:30

Awkward

golden_warrior | 23

#5493514 - Wednesday 15 May 2013 11:07

No shit Sherlock Holmes

purpl3fac371 | 5

#5493528 - Wednesday 15 May 2013 11:21

Whoa, that's a pretty unused comeback there :^)

aruges93 | 12

#5493628 - Thursday 16 May 2013 12:45

Gosh people are so fucking mean u know what fuck all u people who thumb people down and are smart asses

kelseythompson | 27

#5493653 - Thursday 16 May 2013 01:03

it's the internet get over it...

jessi_sunshine | 26

#5493672 - Thursday 16 May 2013 01:23

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