FML : Today, I was sitting in the doctor's waiting room and thought that I was alone. I let rip 2 massive farts before realising there was a very short woman...

Today, I was sitting in the doctor's waiting room and thought that I was alone. I let rip 2 massive farts before realising there was a very short woman behind the computer screen at the desk. FML

I agree, your life sucks

You deserved it

By Gasman - / Saturday 15 July 2017 15:30 / New Zealand

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By RichardPencil | 27

#7493212 - Saturday 15 July 2017 22:37

How rude!!! You didn’t even offer her a chance to pull your finger!

By MisterKnowItAll | 15

#7493188 - Saturday 15 July 2017 22:19

I bet she's glad that gas rises

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By species4872 | 19

#7493149 - Saturday 15 July 2017 21:33

And now you put her off her game.

By MisterKnowItAll | 15

#7493188 - Saturday 15 July 2017 22:19

I bet she's glad that gas rises

By RichardPencil | 27

#7493212 - Saturday 15 July 2017 22:37

How rude!!! You didn’t even offer her a chance to pull your finger!

By coolmike699 | 25

#7493273 - Saturday 15 July 2017 23:34

I'm rrrdt

By gobiteme2 | 34

#7493321 - Sunday 16 July 2017 0:36

Did it settle over the office like a heavy ground fog.

By Lobby_Bee | 16

#7493347 - Sunday 16 July 2017 1:11

The noisier they are, the less putrid they smell. Im willing to bet she didn't even smell it.

By HappyPickles | 11

#7493595 - Sunday 16 July 2017 5:50

Today I walked into my Doctor's waiting room, only to be brutally assaulted by the stench of raw sewage. There was a guy in the corner trying to look innocent, and the unusually tall receptionist was out of sight - slumped unconscious in her chair. Not only did I miss my appointment, but now I think I've contracted cholera from the gas in the waiting room. FML.