By Gasman - 15/07/2017 15:30 - New Zealand

Today, I was sitting in the doctor's waiting room and thought that I was alone. I let rip 2 massive farts before realising there was a very short woman behind the computer screen at the desk. FML
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How rude!!! You didn’t even offer her a chance to pull your finger!

I bet she's glad that gas rises

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species4872 19

And now you put her off her game.

I bet she's glad that gas rises

How rude!!! You didn’t even offer her a chance to pull your finger!

Did it settle over the office like a heavy ground fog.

The noisier they are, the less putrid they smell. Im willing to bet she didn't even smell it.

Today I walked into my Doctor's waiting room, only to be brutally assaulted by the stench of raw sewage. There was a guy in the corner trying to look innocent, and the unusually tall receptionist was out of sight - slumped unconscious in her chair. Not only did I miss my appointment, but now I think I've contracted cholera from the gas in the waiting room. FML.

Time to find a new doctor because now anytime you go in there, you will be known as the master exploder