And now you put her off her game.

I bet she's glad that gas rises

How rude!!! You didn’t even offer her a chance to pull your finger!

I'm rrrdt

Did it settle over the office like a heavy ground fog.

The noisier they are, the less putrid they smell. Im willing to bet she didn't even smell it.

Today I walked into my Doctor's waiting room, only to be brutally assaulted by the stench of raw sewage. There was a guy in the corner trying to look innocent, and the unusually tall receptionist was out of sight - slumped unconscious in her chair. Not only did I miss my appointment, but now I think I've contracted cholera from the gas in the waiting room. FML.

Time to find a new doctor because now anytime you go in there, you will be known as the master exploder