FML : Today, I was sitting in my basement watching IT. I heard a knocking at my door and turned the outside lights on to see a clown outside staring in at me....

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Today, I was sitting in my basement watching IT. I heard a knocking at my door and turned the outside lights on to see a clown outside staring in at me. I freaked out and began screaming and jumping around like a Chihuahua on drugs. My friends told me it should be on YouTube within the week. FML

I agree, your life sucks

You deserved it

By dumbo - / Friday 29 May 2009 20:14 / United States

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By Jaywin | 3

#243452 - Saturday 30 May 2009 1:43

I loved how you used "like a chihuahua on drugs" to describe your actions. I'm adding this to my favorites just because I like your writing style.

By sadlife67 | 0

#243433 - Saturday 30 May 2009 1:41

when its up put an fml telling the url

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By pepperburn | 0

#243411 - Saturday 30 May 2009 1:38

lol guess you got set up

reyemrein | 0

#879904 - Sunday 21 February 2010 21:43

YDI the movie it is not scary at all and even if it was the clown in it doesn't ring your doorbell.

Allie26 | 0

#919540 - Saturday 6 March 2010 20:31

SEND ME THEINK!

purplebluetattoo | 3

#987015 - Saturday 1 May 2010 18:29

YDI for acting like a chiahuahua on drugs. lol

andrewzzz | 0

#1475262 - Thursday 30 September 2010 4:20

rofl u should get revenge
if they r guys just tell everyone u walked in on on of em and they have 2 and a half inches... hard

btnhdude | 0

#3227582 - Saturday 3 September 2011 11:53

I still have this fml on my favorites!

By fmlAllStar7274 | 0

#243413 - Saturday 30 May 2009 1:39

LOL that is hilarous cant wait to see the video on youtube :)

nabee26 | 15

#4631428 - Saturday 30 June 2012 0:55

Agreed!... ;)

By sadlife67 | 0

#243433 - Saturday 30 May 2009 1:41

when its up put an fml telling the url

By legitfick | 0

#243445 - Saturday 30 May 2009 1:42

that is so great, props to your friends they sound like a cool bunch

By Oupazas | 0

#243446 - Saturday 30 May 2009 1:43

Prank them back and turn this into an ongoing war.

By mich23 | 10

#243451 - Saturday 30 May 2009 1:43

ehh thats not all that bad, many people would have freaked out if this happened

BirdieCurls | 25

#5998613 - Saturday 5 July 2014 16:40

She could have a phobia of clowns. My stepmom has a very severe one, actually.

By Jaywin | 3

#243452 - Saturday 30 May 2009 1:43

I loved how you used "like a chihuahua on drugs" to describe your actions. I'm adding this to my favorites just because I like your writing style.

jennapokorny | 0

#2480565 - Monday 9 May 2011 5:34

me too!

nabee26 | 15

#4631434 - Saturday 30 June 2012 0:57

me three!!! Lol

By blond13gurl13 | 0

#243453 - Saturday 30 May 2009 1:44

definitely post the url for this

By drama582 | 0

#243454 - Saturday 30 May 2009 1:44

Haha, that sucks, Let us know when the video is uploaded :P

By anglcdvl89 | 0

#243455 - Saturday 30 May 2009 1:44

Why within the week? I'd put that ish up ASAP lol

But really, you'll laugh about this. Maybe not today. Maybe not tomorrow. But someday. And if you don't...then you really need to learn how to laugh at yourself.

And look on the bright side, at least you didn't piss yourself.

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