FML : Today, I was sitting in a theater waiting for the movie to start when a hot guy sat next to me. Trying to impress him, I made seemingly witty comments...

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Today, I was sitting in a theater waiting for the movie to start when a hot guy sat next to me. Trying to impress him, I made seemingly witty comments to my friend throughout the movie. When it ended he loudly complained to his friends about the annoying girl sitting next to him. FML

I agree, your life sucks

You deserved it

By anon - / Monday 4 May 2009 21:56 / United States

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By mehwhateverr | 0

#170543 - Tuesday 5 May 2009 9:08

Nobody wants to hear comments during a movie... especially from someone you don't know. YDI.

By yojoeletsmakeout | 0

#170546 - Tuesday 5 May 2009 9:11

well duh. everyone hates it when people talk during movies. your friend probably thought you were annoying too.

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By fillmyheart028 | 0

#170533 - Tuesday 5 May 2009 9:06

Too many negative votes, comment buried. Show the comment

whatevershesaid | 0

#729478 - Monday 21 December 2009 6:48

girls that find it necessary to annoying TALK DURING A MOVIE are dumb, even trying to impress someone.

responses | 0

#965353 - Saturday 20 March 2010 23:24

filmmyheart, what are you some kind of sexist bitch who thinks all guys are dumb? She shouldn't have been talking during the movie. I wouldve have turned to her and told her to make me a sandwich and stfu.

redsox4021 | 0

#976752 - Friday 9 April 2010 7:00

woman trying to be witty= fucking annoying jackass= normal woman

fuzz97 | 22

#1025627 - Wednesday 9 June 2010 23:16

fillmyheart, you sound like the type that would try and act cool for a guy, unaware of how awkward and stupid you really are.

JuroBear | 0

#1036047 - Saturday 19 June 2010 21:23

Stfu and watch the movie.
Most guys I know including myslef don't care about how smart you think you are, as long as you fuck well and can make a damn good sandwich.

happy_animal_lov | 0

#1037828 - Monday 21 June 2010 6:28

hey jurobear, can I have your address? I need it so I can come over, strip, put your cock in my mouth, and oh so sexily BITE IT OFF so sexist bitches like you can't feel pleasure again. don't worry, I swallow.

metalfan333 | 0

#1063417 - Sunday 4 July 2010 22:36

#1 you like vaginas

iiAteCookies | 0

#1245449 - Sunday 15 August 2010 12:33

You just won the game.

missmontreal97 | 4

#1422782 - Saturday 18 September 2010 15:21

lmao #234

mygreenhoodie | 0

#1915132 - Saturday 1 January 2011 4:53

happy animal and fillmyheart are on their periods and/or suck at social interaction.

TehGirreth | 0

#2234800 - Thursday 24 March 2011 13:24

Animal_Feces or whatever your name was, you couldn't fit his dick into your mouth.

rubyliu8420 | 7

#3863932 - Wednesday 11 January 2012 3:12

Know what? You're STUPID!!!

DevilsAltair | 8

#5719240 - Thursday 17 October 2013 5:14

Hey u sexist bitch how would talking during a movie impress anyone unless they are really stupid

cwl727 | 32

#5890949 - Thursday 20 March 2014 19:16

So you are fine with somebody talking through a movie.

By mehwhateverr | 0

#170543 - Tuesday 5 May 2009 9:08

Nobody wants to hear comments during a movie... especially from someone you don't know. YDI.

nineiron457 | 1

#2560475 - Wednesday 25 May 2011 6:14

agreed

DingoCJ | 15

#4004126 - Tuesday 7 February 2012 10:26

If I wanted a fucking commentary I would've bought the DVD. Maybe you should just stay at home next time

By MrJentipede | 2

#170544 - Tuesday 5 May 2009 9:09

YDI for assuming you are witty.

By yojoeletsmakeout | 0

#170546 - Tuesday 5 May 2009 9:11

well duh. everyone hates it when people talk during movies. your friend probably thought you were annoying too.

By schnoid | 0

#170547 - Tuesday 5 May 2009 9:11

i would've slapped u for making stupid comments and ruining a perfectly good movie.

micah38 | 5

#4568642 - Friday 15 June 2012 3:37

Lol

By jay_T09 | 0

#170548 - Tuesday 5 May 2009 9:12

to impress a boy its not the things coming out of ur mouth its the things cumming in (wasnt a typo)

By fswkevin | 0

#170549 - Tuesday 5 May 2009 9:12

You hit the nail on the head number #2.

NOBODY

I would probably tell Jim Carrey to shut up if he happened to sit next to me, let alone some random.

By onigiriqueen | 0

#170550 - Tuesday 5 May 2009 9:12

YDI for TALKING DURING A MOVIE, JACKASS!!!

By Bleep_fml | 0

#170552 - Tuesday 5 May 2009 9:12

Agree with #2. Nothing is more irritating than people talking all through a movie, especially if they're sitting next to you. What effect did you assume it would have? Him thinking "maybe she'll shut up if I put my dick in her mouth"?

By 24788 | 5

#170553 - Tuesday 5 May 2009 9:13

People try to get into the movie when they're watching it. It's annoying when someone talks during the entire movie.

You could have been more patient and introduced yourself after the movie.