By Crazy Cat Guy - 09/01/2015 06:44 - United States - Fremont

Today, I was sitting at my computer, petting one of my cats, who was sitting on my lap. My other cat got jealous and tried to climb onto my lap as well. They ended up fighting. I was wearing shorts. FML
I agree, your life sucks 32 382
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iTzSelverZz 14

Hope they didn't bust a nut.

Cats can be dicks, or hurt them..

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iTzSelverZz 14

Hope they didn't bust a nut.

I wish I had some pussies fighting over me

Oh god, I thought of that wrong at first.

Cats can be dicks, or hurt them..

Bloody thighs!

Cats are evil. Get some dogs.

FYL OP. My sister and I have had similar issues with our dogs when I visit her, because our dogs are very territorial and get jealous easily. I don't know if this will work for cats, but my sister and I just kept bringing them closer and giving them treats as they got closer so they knew that the other dog was ok, and every time they fought we would isolate them away from everyone for a bit and tried again. Hopefully that helps your cats!

Do pussies always fight over you?

One bag of nuts, finely chopped and sliced. Sprinkle lightly over the braised and shredded dignity.

YDI. It wouldn't be that hard to either pet both or get the cats off your lap.

sure, he could pet both, thst works until the point where the cats both want his lap to sit on

I smell a repeat

YDI for wearing shorts :D

yes, because when I'm about to wear shorts, I think about the possibility of getting mauled by cats

because i totally know that i'm going to get attacked by 2 fighting cats. yep. i totally have the superpower of telling the future.

@21, Gotta think on your feet. Just like you should always prepare for the possibility of having a grand piano dropped on you from several stories up. No? Just me?? Okay nevermind.