By Anonymous - United Kingdom
Today, I was sitting at a traffic light when a cute girl appeared at the side of the road. I sat and watched her until she had crossed, when I realised that I had missed the light. A large queue of cars had built up behind me, yet none of them used their horn because I was driving my police car. FML
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  sourgirl101  |  28

Yea, I'm on my phone, so I don't see a ribbon or know who's who. How many mods are there? So far, I know about Didi, Alan, Sirin and now Rachel (whom I never knew of before.) Are there many more mods or is it top secret?

  ChubEchaser  |  0

why does my smart phone make me sound so stupid? I was kinda clinging on the hope of one hot cop chic checking out another. it played out better in my head then your ribbon system.

  misti_csi  |  0

stfu douche.
he was at a traffic light watching a cute girl walkin by, thus accidentally holding up traffic. he was just pointing out no one had done anything because he's a police officer.
if I was a cop and held up traffic people are going to think I'm a horrible cop.
op, it happens to the best of us... cop or not.

By  kryptoknight  |  0

see its good u were drivin ur cop car or some big guy probably would have smashed your window in but if u thought she was cute u should have had a conversation with her and hooked up

  katiezomg  |  3

"hey you! yes you, crossing the road! fancy coming over to my car for a conversation while we hold these cars up even more?"
they could have had a conversation while he was driving... how, exactly? and he probably didn't even know her?

  bamagrl410  |  31

Hahaha I agree with 97

By  Xrated_exctasy  |  0

I'm not seeing the FML in this. you're lucky you were in a police car or someone might've raged against your car, and if these cars were smart, they would've changes lanes.. unless, of course, there was only one lane in that direction. Maybe the FML here is that you didn't get the girl's number, even after holding up traffic staring at her. If that's the case, YDI.