Today, I was sitting at a bus stop reading a book when out of the corner of my eye I spotted a middle-aged lady in a leopard-skin coat stumble up to me. She stopped, belched twice, and unleashed a torrent of red wine colored vomit onto my bag. It was 8:45 am. FML
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Argumental_Rhino
| 8
What the fuck is wrong with people these days, sorry for that OP.
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RagingWill
| 17
Oh God. She found out about "YOLO"..
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Argumental_Rhino
| 8
What the fuck is wrong with people these days, sorry for that OP.
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Welshite
| 39
*sighs*
Dignity has gone the way of chivalry.
Dignity has gone the way of chivalry.
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the_anti_hipster
| 7
Yep, sounds like a great night. Was her name Lindsey Lohan, by chance?
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Enslaved
| 36
You consider Lindsey Lohan middle age? Haha I guess she hasn't aged well in your eyes.
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annie_nk
| 22
Have you SEEN Lohan lately? She looks beyond middle aged.
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easyprey
| 8
Somebody probably let snookie out of her cage.
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SeahorseGuy
| 7
The first plane hit the South Tower around this time--8:45AM---11 years ago today. I think being thrown up on by a cougar is about the equivalent..
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irockusuck123
| 3
She partied
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thejewishfuhrer
| 17
The party never stops for some people.
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IscoreOnU
| 19
2- Hard
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thgiL
| 9
Sounds like the perfect end of a night.
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rocklare18
| 7
Vomit back at her god damn it, teach her a lesson
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THE_A_TEEN
| 27
^You ruined the thread, Dick.
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IQWasJustLowered
| 0
Ain't no party like a pewdiepie party.
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Clioo_fml
| 17
I would not like to know where she spent the night...
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PYLrulz
| 17
Not at a Holiday Inn, that's for sure
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COOL__Coal
| 12
It could have been a holiday inn if Chingy was there.
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greenie213
| 23
At least it wasn't... Never mind. That just sucks!
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amandajlucas2015
| 2
I'd love to know how this person deserved this misfortune
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PYLrulz
| 17
Someone will come up with some bullshit about how one shouldn't be out at 8:45 in the morning, and that nothing good happens at that time
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gc327072
| 29
Despite the fact that thats when EVERYBODY goes to work.
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PYLrulz
| 17
The sad thing is, someone out there is probably dumb enough to try and make that argument
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TheDrifter
| 23
And some of us will YDI it for taking public transit. City busses are disgusting.
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Pretty_Pink_Lady
| 10
Not everyone can afford their own car and have no other choice.
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PYLrulz
| 17
Drifter, when I go out to Philadelphia or Baltimore for sports events, I take public transit. Hell of a lot cheaper than paying the 10 or 15 bucks to park
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iseyixes
| 18
Put the bag on her head.
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ydi_4_suking
| 20
throw her ass out the bus too
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ambowew
| 7
#20, I have this weird feeling that they weren't on the bus yet.
I'm sure it's just my imagination, though. No doubt you can have a bus stop inside said bus.
I'm sure it's just my imagination, though. No doubt you can have a bus stop inside said bus.
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ydi_4_suking
| 20
Haha I could have sworn I read the fml correctly
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lovepandorasaver
| 11
So thats what streaming torrents means... the wine must of been illegally downloaded and needed to be returned.
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CoconutOil
| 7
She probably went through the hash files all ready too!
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BunchieRules
| 31
Maybe she had too many cookies... gotta love these nerd jokes!
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eternal7
| 6
Either way, the situation mega bites
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court_f
| 8
Sounds like a classy lady.... Sigh. =
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AH1Zviper
| 15
This is why it isn't safe to take the bus. Keep working, save up some money, get a car. Problem solved. And then you find this lady's address, show up in a panther skin coat and shit on her doorstep.
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gracehi
| 31
*holds up a bottle of Guinness beer* BRILLIANT!
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SenselessPattern
| 12
*Takes beer and smashes both of you on the head with it* Not quite, but good try. Believe it or not, getting a car and keeping up with it isn't as easy as you make it sound.
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gracehi
| 31
My goodness! My Guinness! *punches you in the face, knocking you to the ground, then kicks you in the gut*
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SenselessPattern
| 12
*croaks out* I got your beer at least! DocBastard.....need......help.....
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Dracoboxer357
| 35
^ *Gives a standing ovation*
Brava, brava! :')
*Tosses roses*
*Tosses beer.*
*Tosses left shoe.*
*Tosses pants.*
......Think I'm good now. :P
Brava, brava! :')
*Tosses roses*
*Tosses beer.*
*Tosses left shoe.*
*Tosses pants.*
......Think I'm good now. :P
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AH1Zviper
| 15
And it's turned to madness.
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AH1Zviper
| 15
Now a part of the comments section has turned into a imaginary bar fight over the Internet. My sincere apologies to the FML community for my inappropriate comment and the hell I've unleashed.
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RagingWill
| 17
Oh God. She found out about "YOLO"..