By Anonymous - United States - Santa Ana
Today, I was sitting at a bus stop reading a book when out of the corner of my eye I spotted a middle-aged lady in a leopard-skin coat stumble up to me. She stopped, belched twice, and unleashed a torrent of red wine colored vomit onto my bag. It was 8:45 am. FML
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  PYLrulz  |  17

Drifter, when I go out to Philadelphia or Baltimore for sports events, I take public transit. Hell of a lot cheaper than paying the 10 or 15 bucks to park

  ambowew  |  7

#20, I have this weird feeling that they weren't on the bus yet.

I'm sure it's just my imagination, though. No doubt you can have a bus stop inside said bus.

By  AH1Zviper  |  15

This is why it isn't safe to take the bus. Keep working, save up some money, get a car. Problem solved. And then you find this lady's address, show up in a panther skin coat and shit on her doorstep.

  AH1Zviper  |  15

Now a part of the comments section has turned into a imaginary bar fight over the Internet. My sincere apologies to the FML community for my inappropriate comment and the hell I've unleashed.