Intimacy: Today, I was sifting through my parents old home movies. I put...

By ihatevideos - 16/03/2009 23:08 - United States

Today, I was sifting through my parents old home movies. I put in one and was horrified to see my parents having sex. I immediately ejected the tape and looked at the label. It said "Bermuda, 1989". They've told me I was conceived in Bermuda around that time. I've seen my own conception. FML

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By Anonymous - 16/02/2022 06:00

Today, my siblings and I were going through our old home movies after our mom recently passed away. We accidentally found a VHS sextape of our mom and dad in their 20's. We are now collectively psychologically scarred, and can never unsee what we have seen. FML

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By Nessa - 10/05/2017 15:00 - United States - Pomona

Today, my mom got out a camcorder she's had a while, saying that there were tapes of me from when I was a child. The first tape I put in was a porno starring her and her ex-boyfriend. FML

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By Anonymous - 21/12/2016 23:13

Today, I went to my parents house to secretly collect all of their home videos and convert them to DVDs as a Christmas gift. Among them I found a sex tape my parents had made. FML

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By Noname - 06/02/2009 18:25 - United States

Today, I found some porn videos in my parents room. I put them in and began to toss off, but as the camera moved up I realized it was my mom and my step-dad. FML

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By skyplaysguitar - 30/07/2012 05:56 - United States - Las Cruces

Today, due to my boyfriend teasing me about me possibly having been conceived on a beach because I was born in Hawaii, I finally asked my mom if I really was. She said no, but then told me in detail how much sex on a beach hurts when you get sand up your ass. FML

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By Anonymous - 30/03/2015 10:30 - United States - Cincinnati

Today, my parents walked in on me, having sex. No, I wasn't having sex. They were. FML

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By Anonymous - 01/11/2009 00:04 - United States

Today, I found out that I was conceived during a conjugal visit. FML

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By Anonymous - 26/06/2012 22:04 - United Kingdom - Edinburgh

Today, I was at the beach with my parents, and I went for a swim in the sea. I got out and my parents started laughing their asses off. It wasn't until my dad pulled a condom out of my hair that I realized what they were laughing at. My dad even took a picture. FML

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By ohgodwhy - 06/04/2013 14:15 - Canada - Elliot Lake

Today, I was watching a movie with my parents when a sex scene came on. As if that wasn't awkward enough, they started making out on the couch behind me. FML

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By Alex - 20/06/2014 22:05 - United Kingdom - Greenford

Today, my dad told me that I was conceived while he and my mother were high on LSD. He then stared into the distance, mumbled "Probably explains a few things" and chuckled to himself. FML

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Kamicase 0

Tuesday 17 March 2009 4:42

Actually it's kind of cool. Not many people can say, that they've seen their own creation. : )

dvb77 0

Tuesday 17 March 2009 4:39

Oh god, that's horrific. Ughhhh, I'd want to throw up

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dvb77 0

Tuesday 17 March 2009 4:39

Oh god, that's horrific. Ughhhh, I'd want to throw up

hobojo11 0

Wednesday 3 November 2010 6:12

give a new meaning to f my llife get it he they saw them self getting fd into life

JenDanielle917 13

Monday 3 October 2011 4:43

Get it he they saw them self? Do you know how to use proper English?

FMLsAreAwesome 0

Sunday 26 February 2012 7:43

I wonder why he would watch long enough to actually see his conception...O_O

caz4387 4

Friday 6 June 2014 15:45

bow chicka wow wow

Shadic 0

Tuesday 17 March 2009 4:39

Oh joy. At least you haven't had to see your birth?

pedosmurf 7

Saturday 3 March 2012 20:10

Now you know ur not adopted so smile

jfool 0

Tuesday 17 March 2009 4:41

the miracle of life.

Niz_DD 14

Wednesday 19 August 2015 11:53

... in the making "

Kamicase 0

Tuesday 17 March 2009 4:42

Actually it's kind of cool. Not many people can say, that they've seen their own creation. : )

Hogan728 0

Friday 6 April 2012 21:47

That is true, but still it is gross seeing your mom and dad having sex.

phoneYuNOlisten 16

Wednesday 29 May 2013 0:35

But if they never had sex you wouldnt be here now would you

metomentodo 0

Tuesday 17 March 2009 4:43

haha that's awesome!

TJolliff 0

Tuesday 17 March 2009 4:45

Why would you be watching your parents home movies? You know "home movies" equals amateur ****.

bms1996 12

Friday 12 August 2011 3:55

all of my home movies consist of me as a kid so idk what you're talking about

ndvorsky 4

Friday 11 November 2011 0:26

Link5794 18

Monday 11 February 2013 23:41

Your parents are sick, 172.

tweets 0

Tuesday 17 March 2009 4:47

lol #2 is right. the birth is MUCH worse.

jenn03 0

Tuesday 17 March 2009 4:48

LMAO oh that sucks

tiger69 0

Tuesday 17 March 2009 4:49

wouldn't you notice the label before you put it in. and think to how you were conceived around that time?

Lou_Briccant 0

Tuesday 17 March 2009 4:51

Yeah #2 is on the button. I don't really understand why people videotape giving birth. I understand that it's the beginning of life, but really, how many people want to see a bloody baby crawl out of some lady's swollen ******?