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By mycar / Tuesday 20 August 2013 17:40 / United States - Charlotte
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  Jake_Hale  |  7

OP you should've said "i heard the new girl at school is a weirdo...oh wait that's you."

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  CallMeMcFeelii  |  13

You don't do that the first time you take a gal home, 38? Usually it takes time for them to open up to me, but after 5 days they're begging me to go to their house. But they always run once I let them out.. I don't understand it.. Commitment issues maybe?

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  ohgeejosee  |  19

She's gonna find out you lied then really think you're a creep... Shoulda told her and let her make her own assumption.. Obviously she wasn't thinking you were a creep.

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  Wizardo  |  33

Your emotions he will leech.

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  webbface  |  25

That was fucking awesome guys!!!

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  ty7in_topic  |  30

In your house, he will creep.

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  Powerfull_fml  |  8

your clothes he will rip, make you ready for the trip

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  Jake_Hale  |  7

My learnings will teach! :D

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  ILoveMyArm  |  15

Though not a fan of censorship, your vagina he will bleep. I apologize in advance for my horrible attempt at joining the bandwagon of creepy rhymes.

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  webbface  |  25

After the rape, you will wreak!

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  lengi123  |  18

his crotch, it seems to peak

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  fax160  |  13

Your blood will seep.

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  fabs1171  |  21

In your skin he will creep to throw your bones into the creek.

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  airforce987  |  20

All of you need to shut the BLEEP up!

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  sarahmb98  |  8

She also might have already known that it was his jeep, and was testing him to see if he would tell the truth, or if he would be a creep and lie to her.

By  thatnucca  |  36

Well, are you? Cos I heard there are some truth to rumors..

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  Holy_Schnikes  |  23

Yeah like that time when I was 10 and slept with a 30 year old and got an STD and in High School when I put a spell on a blonde cheer leader I never knew about to make her bald because I was jealous of her long blonde hair. And that time in seventh grade when people said I was a lesbian because I was a virgin.....I could go on about all the "truths" people said about me in school.

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  webbface  |  25

Wow... too far 89

By  Conn3ct  |  9

That's tough. Don't put much thought into it. You shouldn't care what people say about you. Live your life. Don't bother with other people's opinion. Be yourself and be happy about it.

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  DracoSpirita  |  21

How exactly do you say a winky face? "Want to find out, semicolon parentheses?"

By  daesung  |  8

Im a creep. Im a loser. What the hell am I doing here.

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