Today, I was showing a new girl around at school. As we were walking through the parking lot she noticed a green jeep and commented "I heard the person who drives that is a total creep. Is he?" I said I didn't know who it was. It was my car. FML
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iSativa
| 24
Now how you gonna take her home?
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NinjaJellyfish
| 27
The creep in the jeep...
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iSativa
| 24
Now how you gonna take her home?
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Jake_Hale
| 7
OP you should've said "i heard the new girl at school is a weirdo...oh wait that's you."
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michelleJ11
| 25
14, she didn't know it was the OP's jeep. There was no need for him to be rude.
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allie2590
| 30
Hopefully not by tying her up and throwing her in the back.
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CallMeMcFeelii
| 13
You don't do that the first time you take a gal home, 38? Usually it takes time for them to open up to me, but after 5 days they're begging me to go to their house. But they always run once I let them out.. I don't understand it.. Commitment issues maybe?
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Welshite
| 39
Actually, they take the hard-to-get ploy a little too literally. Trust me, I have to chase them down all the time.
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ohgeejosee
| 19
She's gonna find out you lied then really think you're a creep... Shoulda told her and let her make her own assumption.. Obviously she wasn't thinking you were a creep.
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Powerfull_fml
| 8
Takes time for them to open up? Well, did you try using a sharper knife? I had the same problem once, but now they open up just fine...
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DividableByZero
| 11
Duct Tape? Chloroform's a little expensive nowadays
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TheCanucklehead
| 22
I'm pretty sure Stan knows how. Maybe op also beefs with Slim Shady
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NinjaJellyfish
| 27
The creep in the jeep...
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RoboCunnilingus
| 23
Who watches while you're sleep.
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jkmartinjk
| 16
Your locks of hair he will keep.
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michelleJ11
| 25
In the window he'll peep.
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JustKittyKat
| 24
Through unlocked doors he may seep.
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jnanderson
| 16
When you leave he will weep
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apache316
| 6
Around the corners he will leap
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Wizardo
| 33
Your emotions he will leech.
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queerdragon
| 20
He likes to molest sheep.
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bhou56
| 7
He has a tracker, it will beep
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Ranimal
| 12
#28 killed it.
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PenguinBitch
| 43
If you struggle he will beat.
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webbface
| 25
That was fucking awesome guys!!!
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ty7in_topic
| 31
In your house, he will creep.
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Axipiter
| 24
The well in his yard, it is deep.
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Powerfull_fml
| 8
your clothes he will rip, make you ready for the trip
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Jake_Hale
| 7
My learnings will teach! :D
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queerdragon
| 20
His dick is named Phileep.
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flockz
| 19
he will sweep your limbs into a heap.
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InvisibleMonster_fml
| 16
This was fantastic.
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gc327072
| 29
He made you a bed,
It's six feet deep.
It's six feet deep.
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ILoveMyArm
| 15
Though not a fan of censorship, your vagina he will bleep.
I apologize in advance for my horrible attempt at joining the bandwagon of creepy rhymes.
I apologize in advance for my horrible attempt at joining the bandwagon of creepy rhymes.
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Axipiter
| 24
Through 69's veins, envy does seep.
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allie2590
| 30
From his basement you'll hear a peep!
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webbface
| 25
After the rape, you will wreak!
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lengi123
| 18
his crotch, it seems to peak
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TheGodDamnJoker
| 9
He likes to hang them pretty steep
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fax160
| 13
Your blood will seep.
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fabs1171
| 23
In your skin he will creep to throw your bones into the creek.
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amanda131
| 4
many of your toes he will keep, what a foot fetish freak
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Pwn17
| 25
A lot of us are being sheep, but it's too late; the thread is in too deep.
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sarahmb98
| 8
It's you, he will keep.
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flockz
| 19
dreams crushed, he went home to masterbate during his weep.
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ghostlilac
| 25
Thanks to this thread, I'll never sleep
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michelleJ11
| 25
His jeep horn, it will beep.
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gotaplanstan
| 28
Man.... this thread is deep.
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alisidewinder
| 9
I'm done with this website
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airforce987
| 20
All of you need to shut the BLEEP up!
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DJisHere11
| 19
#93 What, that doesn't even rhyme. At least make it rhyme next time.
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joopjoop
| 19
well now if your friendship progresses and she finds out it is your jeep, you WILL look like a creep... jeepers creepers!
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CrazyShytHappens
| 4
Pun intended ✔
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LexSwift
| 17
You should've just said, "I don't know. Am I?" Don't get your feelings hurt, OP. If she was walking with you, she doesn't think you're a creep. :)
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etoilenuit
| 15
Yea you should've just said "you tell me." Now you look like a creep by lying and not admitting it was yours.
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Enslaved
| 36
Doesn't think you're a creep. . .YET.
Maybe OP is creepy, and just putting up a facade.
Kinda like not showing your true self on a first date.
Maybe OP is creepy, and just putting up a facade.
Kinda like not showing your true self on a first date.
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goose12321
| 11
Maybe OP was instructed to show her around and she didn't have a choice to be walking with him.
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sarahmb98
| 8
She also might have already known that it was his jeep, and was testing him to see if he would tell the truth, or if he would be a creep and lie to her.
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hallix
| 21
It's time for a trade up.
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thatnucca
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Well, are you? Cos I heard there are some truth to rumors..
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bluehero
| 17
Yeah like the one time I was pregnant even though I'm a guy, that was terrible when that was going around.
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Holy_Schnikes
| 23
Yeah like that time when I was 10 and slept with a 30 year old and got an STD and in High School when I put a spell on a blonde cheer leader I never knew about to make her bald because I was jealous of her long blonde hair. And that time in seventh grade when people said I was a lesbian because I was a virgin.....I could go on about all the "truths" people said about me in school.
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webbface
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Wow... too far 89
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Blackcatluck
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You should make a book #89
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jesustitts
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So there was some truth to the rumor that I had a girlfriend when I was in high school? I didn't even know I was a lesbian.
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Conn3ct
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That's tough. Don't put much thought into it. You shouldn't care what people say about you. Live your life. Don't bother with other people's opinion. Be yourself and be happy about it.
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JustKittyKat
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"Want to find out? ;)"
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DracoSpirita
| 21
How exactly do you say a winky face? "Want to find out, semicolon parentheses?"
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raphanne_fml
| 33
#33 You could actually say it while winking. With your face.
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TheDrifter
| 23
I say all emoticons and emotive acronyms in a robot voice. *winky face* *l o l*
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Powerfull_fml
| 8
#33 never go full retard...
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flashback.miss
| 28
should've came clean with her and made her feel humiliated. then again, you could take the chance to prove the rumours are wrong.
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helen_ellexo
| 22
Lying about owning the creep jeep isn't a good start to proving rumours wrong
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daesung
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Im a creep. Im a loser. What the hell am I doing here.
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PossiblyInDanger
| 24
You'd probably have less thumbs down if you had gotten the lyrics right.
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gpg5
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I'm a creep. I'm a weirdo. I don't belong here. I don't belong here
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Enslaved
| 36
"Soy un perdedor
I'm a loser baby, so why don't you kill me?"
***Did Beck and Radiohead give birth to #11's newly written lyrics? :P
I'm a loser baby, so why don't you kill me?"
***Did Beck and Radiohead give birth to #11's newly written lyrics? :P
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snugglesMcGee199
| 23
I think you got the lyrics wrong too. I may be wrong though.
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februaryferni
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I love that song though. (Sorry irrelevant) maybe a new verse about being a creep owning a jeep is needed?;)