FML : Today, I was showing a house to a couple who were interested in buying. At least they "were" interested until they opened the blinds, looked out of the...

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Today, I was showing a house to a couple who were interested in buying. At least they "were" interested until they opened the blinds, looked out of the bedroom window and saw the neighbor on the toilet taking a dump. He was naked. He was hairy. He smiled and waved. FML

I agree, your life sucks

You deserved it

By anon - / Monday 26 July 2010 00:07 / Canada

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By OwNowBrownCow | 0

#1141652 - Monday 26 July 2010 9:01

Gotta love the neighbors

By BubblyTay | 0

#1141823 - Monday 26 July 2010 9:15

"Smile and wave boys, smile and wave."

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By OwNowBrownCow | 0

#1141652 - Monday 26 July 2010 9:01

Gotta love the neighbors

956TXking | 0

#1141791 - Monday 26 July 2010 9:11

creeper

crimsongetsu | 0

#1141839 - Monday 26 July 2010 9:15

I wuld so totally buy that house.. win!

Arsonnist | 3

#1141867 - Monday 26 July 2010 9:17

Ha. At least it wasn't on the lawn like I pictured the first time. Toilet included. And a Sasquatch.

liljeron | 0

#1141908 - Monday 26 July 2010 9:19

did u wave back?

BananaSticker | 0

#1141976 - Monday 26 July 2010 9:24

Dude! Is that the same guy that posted an fml in his pov a few months ago? Lmao.

Sharpie23 | 7

#1142055 - Monday 26 July 2010 9:32

That's really shitty, literally.

haha

LordXavier | 0

#1142307 - Monday 26 July 2010 10:06

yeah sharpie, what a shitty house.

epr | 0

#1142325 - Monday 26 July 2010 10:08

I really liked how this FML was worded. Oh, hilarity.

cincin75 | 0

#1142330 - Monday 26 July 2010 10:08

Put off your pants, ass off him, then wave back. 

glen12 | 0

#1142426 - Monday 26 July 2010 10:29

that's when u say 'we are glad to tell you we have very friendly neighbors'

YourEvilHero | 12

#1142488 - Monday 26 July 2010 10:43

ydi for not being friendly in return

9shadow9fox9 | 0

#1142613 - Monday 26 July 2010 11:19

he smiled and waved
such a nice neighbor

summersizzle | 0

#1142656 - Monday 26 July 2010 11:33

haha

Daraybat | 0

#1142988 - Monday 26 July 2010 13:38

WIN!

Shookitup | 0

#1143026 - Monday 26 July 2010 13:49

I would have taken out my phone and pretended to take a pic to make him feel uncomfertable :P

Atmaster | 3

#1143604 - Monday 26 July 2010 16:59

I think I know who this fml is about!!

sind3r3la | 0

#1143696 - Monday 26 July 2010 17:28

21 your suuuuuper hotttt;)
ohh and ydi for showing them that! shoulda just left that window closed.

kewlster1 | 0

#1143756 - Monday 26 July 2010 17:48

lmfaoooo!

MrWTF_fml | 2

#1143861 - Monday 26 July 2010 18:27

I guess you don't know the house and the neighbours too well!!

gabbster95 | 0

#1143874 - Monday 26 July 2010 18:29

I would of done the same thing... prolly even give them a show... hahaha

twinny_sc | 13

#1144072 - Monday 26 July 2010 19:18

What's the big deal? He seems nice, I mean he smiled and waved. Sounds like a pretty friendly neighbor :)

JohnGraveline | 0

#1144326 - Monday 26 July 2010 20:30

Sasquatch....

comedychick | 0

#1145421 - Tuesday 27 July 2010 2:46

lmfao maadr my day
I actually laughed

sexybitch92 | 0

#1145553 - Tuesday 27 July 2010 3:17

HAHaha that's so funny ! He was friendly atleast :)

LMFAOwned | 9

#1145738 - Tuesday 27 July 2010 4:23

Lol that's an awesome neighbor. So friendly. Would you rather he flick off your clients?

xoxolovemexoxo | 0

#1145916 - Tuesday 27 July 2010 5:26

haha nicee

usmc2016 | 0

#1146136 - Tuesday 27 July 2010 6:35

fake!!! thus same username posted he was fired from a restaurant for food poisoning and it was their meal... in the USA now it's in Canada

uhazsquiads | 0

#1150791 - Wednesday 28 July 2010 4:02

lol my favorite part was he smiled and waved hehehe.... but still ew

smerry | 3

#4843234 - Tuesday 21 August 2012 12:33

The neighbor is probably Borat?

By Crlnprz | 11

#1141654 - Monday 26 July 2010 9:01

haha lmao

lakaiskate | 12

#2779959 - Tuesday 28 June 2011 16:48

I don't get how he could have been seen toilets usually don't face a window normally a wall under a window.

By maaack | 0

#1141671 - Monday 26 July 2010 9:03

Can I have a biscuit?

hsshae | 0

#1141711 - Monday 26 July 2010 9:05

epic fail little buddy

nicknesser | 0

#1141725 - Monday 26 July 2010 9:07

3 you definitely have a chode.

gohabs21 | 0

#1141739 - Monday 26 July 2010 9:07

You're a moron aren't you?

By allmidnighteyes | 10

#1141686 - Monday 26 July 2010 9:03

"Hey, Derek, sprechen sie dick?"

We_Li_Ve_Fr_Ee | 0

#1141748 - Monday 26 July 2010 9:08

Exactly what I thought about reading this.

SupxD | 0

#1141917 - Monday 26 July 2010 9:20

haha I fckn Love Step Brothers..!

xaxtonx319 | 0

#1142364 - Monday 26 July 2010 10:14

stepbrothers hate guidos

VoodooGypsy | 2

#1142954 - Monday 26 July 2010 13:26

I immediately thought of that movie when I read this haha. "fuck you Derik" I just love the way he says it.

By hsshae | 0

#1141688 - Monday 26 July 2010 9:03

that's epic. better than finding a log in the toilet

cbroxs17 | 0

#1143347 - Monday 26 July 2010 15:28

I should have my neighbor do that sence my parents really want to move but I don't.

worlds123dumbest | 4

#4890636 - Monday 3 September 2012 7:29

Who in their right mind places a window in front of a toilet? But FYL OP.

By Freeze_fml | 16

#1141707 - Monday 26 July 2010 9:04

Shit happens.

raineydayes | 0

#1141716 - Monday 26 July 2010 9:06

Apparently right next door #6!! ...By a naked hairy, happy neighbor...eep!

BubblyTay | 0

#1141968 - Monday 26 July 2010 9:24

can anyone spot the odd one out in #6 pic?

FFML_314 | 11

#1142028 - Monday 26 July 2010 9:28

No, we are all idiots.

Freeze_fml | 16

#1142189 - Monday 26 July 2010 9:51

I agree.

By te_amo_ily | 0

#1141713 - Monday 26 July 2010 9:06

LMFAO

By theonlyhighlandr | 0

#1141714 - Monday 26 July 2010 9:06

At least he's friendly?

tarynshay551 | 3

#1151990 - Wednesday 28 July 2010 10:27

at least he didnt go over there and say hi to everyone like that!

-Taryn Shay

By Mirorbo | 26

#1141779 - Monday 26 July 2010 9:10

Fuhohoho... Sounds like he does this on purpose so he doesn't have to deal with any annoying new neighbors. I've heard of worse, darling.

By BubblyTay | 0

#1141823 - Monday 26 July 2010 9:15

"Smile and wave boys, smile and wave."

raineydayes | 0

#1141876 - Monday 26 July 2010 9:17

Ha! Isn't that from the Madacasgar movie?? A quote from the penguins??

BubblyTay | 0

#1141996 - Monday 26 July 2010 9:25

yup, Im forced to watch their show by lil brother :(
and it did feel that way.

raineydayes | 0

#1142229 - Monday 26 July 2010 9:57

Well I thought the movie was funny :)

walkmywaynot | 0

#1144576 - Monday 26 July 2010 22:27

me 2

mollyslips | 13

#3070140 - Tuesday 9 August 2011 10:31

LOL, why is it sinful?:D

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